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rooftoptendie 15 points ago +15 / -0

PREPARE SHIP FOR LUDICROUS SPEED

Fasten all seat belts! Seal all entrances and exits! Close all shops in the mall! Cancel the three ring circus! Secure all animals in the zoo!

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ladypede_killer 5 points ago +5 / -0

We've gone into plaid!

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GrayGhost 3 points ago +3 / -0

TIL you can't read "cancel the three ring circus" without hearing it exactly the way it was said.

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rooftoptendie 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Druish princesses are often attracted to money, and power, and I have both, and you know it."

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Futuramawe 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm still waiting for Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money

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anon572759 1 point ago +1 / -0

Better watch out, I hear they are gonna reboot it with Aziz Ansari as Yogurt, Chris Pratt as Lone Star, Billie Lourd as Vespa, Kevin Hart as Dark Helmet, and Jonah Hill as Barf.

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Fuck, I'd actually kinda like to see that.

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KS-76- 2 points ago +2 / -0

We're coming in hot!