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KeyboardWarrior 7 points ago +7 / -0

The first runway to be made entirely out of steel.

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JamesBond007 6 points ago +6 / -0

With steel girders

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Ameronaut 3 points ago +3 / -0

The eighth wonder of the world

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TheInky 2 points ago +2 / -0

She has more Chinooks than the Army!

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grenades_and_ham 13 points ago +13 / -0

I see cottage cheeeeeeese.

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Hillarysudders 8 points ago +8 / -0

That’s more like avocados in a sock!!

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GeauxTrump20 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn’t see a sign that said “Cattle Crossing”🐄👈

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Ruejitsu 13 points ago +13 / -0

My ankles hurt just watching this.

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KeyboardWarrior 4 points ago +4 / -0

Professor Klumps.

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Generalissimo13 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol

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xcvi 12 points ago +13 / -1

Ugh people her size smell horrible

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Nadlers_Belt 10 points ago +10 / -0

They can’t reach their own butthole to wipe properly.

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Gramma53 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sad but true.

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FAQ-REDDIT 1 point ago +1 / -0

On occasion, the TV channel changed when a wipe reach under occurred. The kids figured out eventually and excavated the fat folds.

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KuhlooKuhlay 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah but the media's been tongue-bathing her ass constantly for the last 6 months.

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TenScoops 5 points ago +5 / -0

this picture smells like garlic, doughnuts and mustard

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KeyboardWarrior 5 points ago +5 / -0

It also smells like 2 week old McDonald double cheese burgers.

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LisaSamuel 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hate to say this but I have to agree. Before China Virus I took my 11 year old out for breakfast (regular nice cafe). Someone this size was seated right behind him. He literally started to gag with the smell. It was unlike anything I can describe. I had the waitress move us to another table because it was unbearable. The lady should have been moved instead of us, but it was pretty obvious that my son was turning green so she might have gotten the point...but I doubt anything in her hygiene will change. So sad.

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TheOutlawPepeWales 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh, the humanity!

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Jutts 7 points ago +7 / -0

That video of her thinking Joe's going to nominate her for VP on live TV and then dissing her is absolute GOLD.

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Infuriator 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please share

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TenScoops 5 points ago +5 / -0

She makes Michael Obama look like a pretty woman

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Gramma53 4 points ago +4 / -0

No. She makes Michael look slim.

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RIPIsaacKappy 5 points ago +5 / -0

🎶 Yeah she's a briiiiiick... Projects building 🎵

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Shreddit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah she's a briiiiick.... head...

she's lefty-lefty, won't stop until the economy's dead

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KuhlooKuhlay 1 point ago +1 / -0

"lost by 36,2436"

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Dyspareunia 4 points ago +4 / -0

Who wore it better? Abrams

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Siteless_Vagrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here's a look backstage at the boys setting up that runway... https://i.maga.host/wbQM7KQ.jpg

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JamesBond007 3 points ago +3 / -0

If she gets the ‘Rona she’s a GONER

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KuhlooKuhlay 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tony Roma?

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Patriot4evr 3 points ago +3 / -0

She gotta trunk like a 55' Buick...

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handpeople 3 points ago +4 / -1

Id rather be gay

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KeyboardWarrior 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's the only way to get that thing to move quickly.

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Hillarysudders 3 points ago +3 / -0

Blimp on the tarmac.

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Scuffers 3 points ago +3 / -0

Very apt!

a broken link....

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thehutman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hope the runway is built for a 747.

Seriously, we have a REAL SUPERMODEL in the White House that has gotten zero notice from the media, and this fat blob gets a fawning writeup. Can't wait for Hollywood to swap over to this style of SJW actresses - oh, wait...

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BlackHorse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bitch looks like she ate the whole golden corral buffet.

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PhiladelphiaEagles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Norbits GF

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PhantomShield72 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honkler makes me laugh...

So perfectly captures our current predicament.

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RatsCatsBats 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel bad for whoever had to smell that punani

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malooch 2 points ago +2 / -0

doublethink plusfat!!

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TenScoops 2 points ago +2 / -0

what a terrible tragedy if she ever fell on Creepy Joe

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KeyboardWarrior 1 point ago +1 / -0

He would be the worlds first man to have broken every bone in his body.

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FL2PC72LE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, she's bigger than I realized... oh dear.

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Bidenmuhtyme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Farmer Joe, your big black bovine has escaped

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mirin those calves tbh, wondering what her routine is. Pushing around a fridge all day? And props yo the engineer who designed those heels to hold up under well over 600 pounds of force

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Neonentity 1 point ago +1 / -0

Runway SuperSize model.

This prevaricating blimp registers on the Richter scale.

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makemyday007 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you see her stomping your way you better runaway.

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SixteenBeatsAOne 1 point ago +1 / -0

F. U. P. A. !!

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irritating_logician 1 point ago +1 / -0

She reminds of Amanda Waller from justice league cartoons but way dumber.

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GeauxTrump20 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder how many time she takes a crap every day probably like 6 or7 times at least.

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YourUncleBob 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like in an airport runway?

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Shreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Blimps take off and land vertically. They don't use runways.

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Batman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why are you all mocking her? That’s a prime slab of angus beef.

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MichaelDenny 1 point ago +1 / -0

That donk tho

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KuhlooKuhlay 1 point ago +1 / -0

This chick got the Pepperona Virus

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KeyboardWarrior 1 point ago +1 / -0

She's got a cow ass.

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Slothboy 0 points ago +1 / -1

More like "Run Away Super Mode" when I see it coming.

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thefecesposter -2 points ago +3 / -5

I’d still bang her tbh

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KeyboardWarrior 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gross. That's a horrible idea. She probably squirts chocolate milk.

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KeyboardWarrior 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sheesh. Well good luck with that.

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KeyboardWarrior 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow. I had no idea.

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Realist79 0 points ago +1 / -1

Name checks out.