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Meddlesom 240 points ago +241 / -1

STUNNING AND BRAVE

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JimmyNelson 92 points ago +92 / -0

Woke AF

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Art-Vandelay41 58 points ago +58 / -0

Come on Eileen

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Mona1950 37 points ago +37 / -0

She might look better with the mask on.

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KeyboardWarrior 21 points ago +21 / -0

Karen

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Jabron661 16 points ago +16 / -0

When virtue signaling and Karen touch, PROTO-Karen is formed.

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Meddlesom 13 points ago +13 / -0

Oh fuck no, it's the Karen Zero, the source of World War K!

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MySidesGoUp 2 points ago +2 / -0

This

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Desertwhale 20 points ago +20 / -0

Most liberals do.

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DystopianDoubleThink 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ha ha, beat me to it. The one plus to all this bs.

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DystopianDoubleThink 17 points ago +17 / -0

Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, ay :P

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slrpnls 3 points ago +3 / -0

You mean everything

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cusp-of-carabelli 6 points ago +6 / -0

The punch line to one of my favorite elementary school jokes...What's worse than Grease on Olivia Newton John?

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7_17_24 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can’t believe that took me a minute. 🤣🤪

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Art-Vandelay41 4 points ago +4 / -0

Elementary school you say? 😂

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Meddlesom 4 points ago +4 / -0

But times were different then. I was a man at that age. The master of a large plantation just south of New Orleans...

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CyKn 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden probably has.

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OwningTheLibs 13 points ago +13 / -0

Can you believe this nut [the woman in the center] was lawyer during watergate?

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DoesItWorkAlready 19 points ago +19 / -0

Watergate was a scam and trap by the Democrats. Nixon didn't maneuver through it well.

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OwningTheLibs 12 points ago +12 / -0

Absolutely right, Nixon was setup by the dee-state, that's where we're getting these BS process crimes. So when the establishment media says the cover-up is worst than the crime you know it's a SCAM!

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KuhlooKuhlay 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yes

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mintyfresh 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yes. Hillary was a lawyer during Watergate. She got fired for lying.

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DoesItWorkAlready 29 points ago +29 / -0

My 15 year old and I now play a game similar to the License Plate Game

1 points for a mask worn in a car

2 points for a mask worn outside

3 points for a mask worn in a mostly empty park

To get the points you have to point at the person and say something like "2 points for mask worn outside", loudly

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turanian_552 19 points ago +19 / -0

Every time I drive to the grocery store or for carryout in the D.C. suburbs of Maryland I see at least one person driving, alone, with a mask on.

I shit you not.

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671-EVIL 12 points ago +12 / -0

Same in Boston. In the Harvard University area you see plenty of obedient little students jogging alone wearing masks. Total joke.

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Meddlesom 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, well, if you ever met my car you'd wear a mask in it too.

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InebriatedDaily 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't forget the gloves, glasses and windows rolled up on a 70 degree day!

Creating their own CO2 global warming little biosphere. And they vote.

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PolarBears4Trump2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

This sounds like fun!

I may add a bonus category: minus 10 points if some fussy oldster who you didn't see coming chastises you for not wearing a mask

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baggerts 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the best. I ride a bicycle around town a lot. Before all this happened, I had some old guy pedal up beside me wearing a bunch of Tour de France looking gear and tell me that I should be wearing a helmet. I told him he should concentrate on landing on his ass instead of his head so much.

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aloha_snackbar22 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think wearing one in a car is more retarded than wearing one outside, so that one deserves the 2 points instead of 1.

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thisisatestof2 2 points ago +2 / -0

What about mask AND gloves in a empty park or while walking alone? That’s gotta be 6 points, right?

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PepesCovfefe 14 points ago +14 / -0

This deserves its own post!!

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Mona1950 12 points ago +12 / -0

I love that one. Very creative!

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HillaryAteMyBaby 4 points ago +5 / -1

If I have a lot of places I'm going in quick succession, I usually just leave it on, even in the car. Quicker to do that than take it off and put it back on at every stop.

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wrongaddress 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have to admit, I wore my mask in the car the first week after the lockdown going between two stores.

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PosterIsDead 14 points ago +14 / -0

Me neither. And I'm a special ed teacher.

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ILLFinDoItAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just died and now I’m ghost floating around making meme in sky because I kekd myself to death on on this site goobye frens

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'll bet she has saved so many lives that she has lost count.

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SYFer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Didn’t she save the whole fucking planet with her Prius a few years back? We are such ingrates.

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TheGhostOfSethRich 130 points ago +132 / -2

When you have a circus expect some clowns🤡

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RiverFenix [S] 36 points ago +36 / -0

Not my monkeys, Not my problem.

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MrTrumpsWildRide 7 points ago +7 / -0

Unfortunately the inmates are trying to run the asylum.

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 26 points ago +26 / -0

HONK HONK

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Elseebee 3 points ago +4 / -1
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McFatty7 81 points ago +83 / -2

They all look like r/politics users.

FTFY

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KekistanPM 22 points ago +22 / -0

Wonder if I can eavesdrop just for the entertainment. I would completely lose it if I heard:

"Hi I'm Carlita, MtoF she/her. I'm a young informed and distinguished redditor and social influencer, and my question is...."

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

JOHN OLIVER IS SO SMART

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cccpneveragain 5 points ago +5 / -0

I keep waiting to hear one of them say something like "she/him". Do they not mix up their insanity? Otherwise the second part is just not necessary

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Darkheartisland 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would imagine r/politics users all have purple hair and/or nipple rings.

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cusp-of-carabelli 2 points ago +2 / -0

They all look they want to speak to the manager.

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SemperFree 20 points ago +20 / -0

They are. Liberalism is a Mental Disorder

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PaigeAshley 16 points ago +16 / -0

This is the exact first thought when I saw their faces.

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Airvehicle2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I often wondered why they all look crazy then I realized they ARE Democrats.

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Sumsuch 81 points ago +81 / -0

The other day some lady literally fell onto the road in front of my car because she was trying to get as far away from someone else on the sidewalk as she could.

At the very least this whole nonsense is providing some quality organic humor.

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Erikabodereka 50 points ago +50 / -0

LOL. If Hollywood had a sense of humor anymore, we'd get a great comedy out of this dumb shit. Can you imagine what Mel Brooks could have done with the shit we've seen?

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WeinerLapTop 23 points ago +23 / -0

This isnt a Mel brooks simulation???

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ChrisSuperDude 11 points ago +11 / -0

Not even Mel Brooks could come up with the state of the current Democratic Party.

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Meddlesom 3 points ago +3 / -0

The current democrat party really hates Mel Brooks because they know that Blazing Saddles was about them.

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

...he raised the bar though, he would have to lower it again to make a democrat movie.

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DystopianDoubleThink 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some Karens would fit right in with Blazing Saddles or Space Balls.

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ChrisSuperDude 4 points ago +4 / -0

I remember that, and if I remember correctly Mel Brooks agrees that woke politics has ended comedy as we know it,

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RiverFenix [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was saying back in late March..

Imagine a Movie/Show where everyone is terrified to go outside (despite the beautiful sunny day, birds chirping, etc)...

To anyone watching the movie, it's clear everyone is suffering some from delusional psychosis where they think death is around every corner... Mothers screaming "OMG GET INSIDE JIMMY!" to the kid caught on the tricycle.

That's us right now. Not even a stupid movie.

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Philhelm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably some jokes about Jews and liberal use of the J-word.

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LORD_RM 23 points ago +23 / -0

I can’t even begin to tell you how many people I have seen walking in the middle of the road with masks on to stay safe

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NormaJeanRocks 19 points ago +19 / -0

Ive seen them in their fucking car, alone wearing them. Its the Twilight Zone

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MuadDon 7 points ago +7 / -0

I almost feel like it's the twilight zone we're exiting, and being rudely awakened back to the reality of chimp world.

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Salt-N-Pepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

In NY they have road sign displays saying WEAR MASKS IN PUBLIC

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

We are finishing up our (relatively) short stay in Clown World and moving into Cringe World.

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SYFer 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is why I watch the Gorilla Channel. Where I get all my news.

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Thep1mp 2 points ago +2 / -0

If it’s good enough for GEOTUS......

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txladyvoter 8 points ago +9 / -1

What makes me laugh is the number of employees in groceries who are wearing masks but their nostrils are completely exposed. Pretty pointless.

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bigleaguetrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Some of them probably realize the masks are pointless but are being forced to wear them by their employer so they slide it below their nose so they can breathe easier.

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thisisatestof2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those are the ones that probably realize they have been exposed to this virus since early March at the latest to sometime in December or January at the earliest and never got sick. Then everyone freaked out in early March but still didn’t wear masks until sometime in late April for “safety” and save grandmas life.

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txladyvoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Know how that feels.

BTW folks, those of you inclined to fly check out the fare deals these days.

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based_unicorn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes! And people alone on bikes.

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RiverFenix [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0

It's Darwin Award Olympics, The Final Showdown for top retard. Playing out everything simultaneously. Even Ghandi and Nostradamus couldn't have predicted the idiocracy we find ourselves in.

The craziest part is, most of the world is going through the same thing at the same time.

We here at the_donald are, for the most part, on the same 'wave length' as some of the most influential people on the planet.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought Biden already won the Top Retard Award

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GingerMinky 10 points ago +10 / -0

Some guy made a weird spectacle while inspected my eggs, dumb fucker. Go pick out fruit if you’re gonna be a weirdo!

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

You should've yelled "Take your gay ass to the fruit section!"

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bigleaguetrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

When I go for walks around town, I like to see the reactions from people that I'm walking towards. I'll give them some space when I get near them, but some people will turn around or cross the road when I'm still like 50 feet away.

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IlhanOmarsFagBrother 2 points ago +2 / -0

I give space for people with strollers out of respect for their kids but I'm not getting off the sidewalk and onto the grass for any rando just walking towards me. Fuck that.

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Littleirishmaid 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL. COOTIES!

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Vinyl_Hunter 42 points ago +42 / -0

She’s virtually virtue signaling

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RiverFenix [S] 39 points ago +39 / -0

It's a virtue signal, clear as day. It screams "I'm COMPLYING"

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1776-or-1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll comply myself right into the ground, master!

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thisguy883 8 points ago +8 / -0

Everything that needs to be said has already been said.

I'm just reading and agreeing with how stupid this person is at this point.

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fasterth 26 points ago +27 / -1

My god why does she have to look so demonic? and the creepy mask behind her, sure, that's normal.

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flashersenpai 5 points ago +5 / -0

i think justin from canada dresses as a geisha actually

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ILLFinDoItAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Justina dresses as something new everyday - you know that bitch loves quarantine

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Freedom_Feels_Good 20 points ago +20 / -0

You're really drinking the media's Kool Aid when you wear a mask to a virtual meeting.

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GitmObama 7 points ago +7 / -0

Gotta keep up the narrative that Trump caused this and we're all in danger.

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago +2 / -0

you’re drinking their kool aid when you wear a mask

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RapidAsparagus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Was corn pop really a bad dude?

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July_1776 17 points ago +17 / -0

lmao that is the kind of person that passes out due to lack of oxygen.

NPC #978168

Status: Passed TF out at home from oxygen deprivation.

Nice.

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RiverFenix [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

And you know they're using the same mask, day in day out... the fucking germs walking around on those things! ... Imagine how many particulates pass you by in a normal day but simply end not in your lungs because you were exhaling or your mouth was closed, or your nostril hairs catch it and encase it in boogers. These masks are trapping everything and keeping it right in between the air you need and the giant gaping hole on your face trying to suck it in.

N95 masks 'only' keep out 95% of particulates, these home-made virtue signals probably keep out like 34% at best, as they were meant to be bed sheets and pillow cases, not fucking NuclearBiologicalChemicalsurgical masks.

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KeyboardWarrior 2 points ago +2 / -0

I started using my hoody or Pull my shirt over the nose I'm sick of this childish bullshit. I refuse to walk around the city with a fuckin mask on. Also? All those fucks you see with the masks on are the same types who would either wear a nazi armband or a Jewish armband

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pray_for_kekistan 12 points ago +12 / -0

Believe all women doesn't mean literally believe them

Jill Wine Banks

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TrumpTrain 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then what does it mean Jill? Believe all Democrats?

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sagebrushfire 10 points ago +11 / -1

We’ve all experienced these retarded zoom meetings by now. You know how there’s always some bullshit going on in the background? Someone’s kids arguing with one another? A stupid dog barking? I’m guessing they’re all listening to the sounds of “Eli Moogs” girlfriend getting plowed in the other room by the guy who came over to install the new water heater.

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RiverFenix [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eli Moog was a chick with shaved head - she happened to look down when I grabbed the screenshot

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sagebrushfire 1 point ago +1 / -0

A girl named “Eli” with a shaved head. Color me surprised.

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iVote 7 points ago +7 / -0

Eileen Stern is head of HR.

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hashtag6zer0s 7 points ago +7 / -0

I was sweating for a sec that I'dsee me up there...I actually wore a mask to hopefully convince them I was a pearl clutching leftist germaphobe and actually get called on (my online hand was raised) do I could ask her if Obamagate is a bigger national scandal than Watergate.

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knightofday 7 points ago +7 / -0

That main lady sounds exactly like she looks, I called in and just saw this screenshot lmao.

She being fed softball questions like always and giving long-winded "im brave" answers filled will the same DNC talking points haha

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GinnySacksMole 7 points ago +7 / -0

Has anyone mentioned her black face mask behind her?

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Darkheartisland 5 points ago +5 / -0

Typical southern democrat decorations.

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Slothboy 8 points ago +9 / -1

They all have to look serious and afraid. It's the current virtue-signal.

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pray_for_kekistan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Admitting that Joe is evil. just a lesser evil. Hahaha born to lose.

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C00gsHouse281 6 points ago +6 / -0

🤡 🌎

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Redditcanblowme 6 points ago +6 / -0

That was fun. Invite me to the next one too.

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Vitamin_Constitution 6 points ago +6 / -0

Duh-uh, me liberal, care much, better than you. huh huh. sluurp.

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FooLyCooLie 5 points ago +7 / -2

🤭😂

What a charade.

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Ehi_Passika 5 points ago +5 / -0

Eileen Stern is a seriously badass woman who wears a mask in her own home! 🤡

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ShitComment 5 points ago +5 / -0

Clayface Barbie looks like she has a death mask of her clayface on the wall.

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Narcan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Whoa young pedes!!! We missing a golden chance to troll. Mask's can have messages. Just saying........

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MrTrumpsWildRide 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow is that a blackface KKK mask she is proudly displaying? What a disgusting racist.

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memechallenger33 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe she just got a bad nose job and no time to fix it yet?

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n0kx 4 points ago +4 / -0

Liberalism is a mental disorder. I used to laugh that off as a funny "slam" at liberals, but I'm really starting to see that it isn't just an insult - it's true.

I'm more libertarian than anything so I'm considered liberal on quite a few issues but I think the "liberalism" that mentally challenged people lean towards is more of the nanny state/authoritarian type of liberalism. Not classical liberalism.

Seeing how these yahoos react to Hillary losing, people not wearing masks, TDS, etc... just shines a light on the idiocy.

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Littleirishmaid 2 points ago +2 / -0

A lot of us are classic liberals.

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RiverFenix [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can Confirm: Canadian.

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Genericwhitemale 4 points ago +4 / -0

image being that fucking retarded

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ILLFinDoItAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤣🤣🤣

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bubadmt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Perfectly sums the Dems up.

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chopz 3 points ago +3 / -0

stupid democrat assholes lol

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BeachCruisin22 3 points ago +3 / -0

Faggot maskholes

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Muttsbitetoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

There are no reasonable democrats left.

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Wintergreen 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wear my bandanna at home, so I can, so I can, watch you weave then breathe my filtered air

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RiverFenix [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-az--r_EbA

I wear my N95 Mask at home So I can, so I can Watch you weave Then breathe my filtered air

And I wear my skigoggles inside So I can, so I can Keep track of the visions in my eyes While she's infecting me It cuts my security Has she got control of me I turn to her and cough

DONT SHOP AROUND WITHOUT A MASK, OH NO!

DONT MASQUERADE WITH A RUSSIAN FLAG, OH NO!

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grenades_and_ham 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shhhhhh, did you hear that goose?

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travistd6789 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can hear the screeching and smell the desperation just from looking at this picture.

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alienjesus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Woooooooooowwwwwww

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LtPatterson 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love the people who wear them while driving their own cars. Very HEROIC.

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2016TrumpMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Talk about crazy eyes. Damn.

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Treh57 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's science you biggot!

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