Top Left: Has a bumper stick that says "big is beautiful". Has posted on social media that she will not have sex until Bernie gets elected. Has a cat named Barack and a toy poodle named Michelle. Both are males.

Bottom Left: Borrowed his wife's boyfriends phone to get into the meeting. Just finished a soy half-caf latte that was delivered by Uber Eats. He wore latex gloves to pick it up but drank it from the container it came in. Has posted on social media that white men are responsible for literally every atrocity in history. Lists his favorite movie as "Becoming" on Netflix but he hasn't actually watched it.