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Flipbarryfromreddit 87 points ago +91 / -4

President Trump still has the ability to fuck anybody’s bitch even today.

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Pepedom 46 points ago +49 / -3

This is really true.... doesnt matter the age...there's plenty of women who'd take a go around with the president and thank him afterwards.

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AlohaSnackbar 0 points ago +1 / -1

Especially Druish princesses. Everybody knows Druish princesses love money and power, and he has both.

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CaptainForehead 23 points ago +27 / -4

And Nancy is pissed ‘cause he’d rather bag a haggard porn star than her jacked up effort.

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winsome 5 points ago +5 / -0

Notice since the lockdown Nancy's eyebrows are now midway up her forehead?

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rooftoptendie 14 points ago +16 / -2

And he'll kick your ever lovin ass at tennis too.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 9 points ago +11 / -2

Them’s fighting words, not gonna argue on all the sex talk but I bet I could kick his ass at tennis, and it’d be an honor. Then I’d thank him profusely, ask for least 5 signatures, plus some pictures and update my Twitter bio, possibly update my last will to have that event engraved on my tombstone.

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Deplorable_Yankee 5 points ago +5 / -0

Make this happen and get me a siggie too please.

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CulperRing 8 points ago +9 / -1

Up-voting this even though I'm a confident capable man and I love my wife.

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NormaJeanRocks 5 points ago +5 / -0

I Might make this a post if you dont mind

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HuntedVVumpus 16 points ago +17 / -1

Can fit a lotta booze in a $40,000 fridge

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MedPede 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't think she uses a fridge - this is how I picture her, getting her Vodka
https://i.imgur.com/NousWfB.jpg

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Pepedom 7 points ago +9 / -2

Why not both?

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youknowthething 6 points ago +7 / -1

You are correct at whatever time it was Arnold Schwarzenegger weighed around the same..Arnold hardly had the half of muscles Trump has today. But BMI is strictly weight no figuration of muscle mass. MAGA 🤔 😁

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NormaJeanRocks 5 points ago +5 / -0

Those were some good looking people, seriously.

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AlohaSnackbar 4 points ago +5 / -1

My theory is as he gets older his back isn't quite as strong as in his youth, he's been putting some weight on to counterbalance his massive genitals.

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Chopblock 24 points ago +25 / -1

This is what I love about you ‘pedes. There’s no hiding from anything. You take it and own it, and sometimes you seize it like a WWII paratrooper and turn it against its ‘owners’ until they wish they’d never made it in the first place.

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PromiseImNotASpook 10 points ago +10 / -0

I honestly don’t care if GEOTUS is over weight. The same that I didn’t care when the media ran cover for Obama’s little Newport habit. Does anyone even remember that?

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chelthing 4 points ago +4 / -0

I bet those Newports were actually Kools

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DonutsJunction [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah he's over 70 years old, most old guys have a bit of a belly.

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PromiseImNotASpook 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m 30 and have a bit of a belly... haha.

My grandfather was one of the most fit people I’ve known. He was in the Navy for a long ass time and had a gym in his garage that he worked out in every single day. Aside from smoking he was arguably pretty healthy. He did eat Wendy’s every day. The hamburgers were his favorite and he would run into town to get it for lunch, run errands, and then bring lunch home for him and my grandmother. As soon as he turned 70 it was like a switch was flipped off and his metabolism stopped working. Within a year or two he easily packed on 50 pounds.

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Ingerimm 7 points ago +7 / -0

We all have a life to live and are heading to the same end destination. What business is it of anyone to worry about the vehicle we choose to travel in?

He obviously feels good enough to get out there and play some tennis, and that is better than a great many his age!

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NormaJeanRocks 4 points ago +4 / -0

This should be the top comment. Its spot on

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Afeazo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump is the same way. If controversial things came out about him, he never denied it, he owned it.

Remember as early as the campaign, he got asked why he was caught calling women “fat pigs, dogs, and disgusting animals”? He didn’t deny it or try to spin it. He just smirked and said “I only said that about Rosie O’Donnell

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Chopblock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good point and example

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chopz 24 points ago +25 / -1

George Washington Body!

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LugNuts 18 points ago +19 / -1

Huge energy reserves.

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HappyPedeInCA 10 points ago +10 / -0

LOL It’s true!

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bubadmt 57 points ago +57 / -0

Looks okay to me. Maybe we need to show them some Democrat land whales by comparison. Stacy Abrams comes to mind.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 30 points ago +30 / -0

Whales have a lower BMI than Abrams

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bubadmt 25 points ago +25 / -0

Biden mental index? On a scale of one to malarkey, I'd rate that as come on man.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hey look fat... imma wrap this chain around your head!

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symptomatic 8 points ago +8 / -0

You got some mouth on you, jack. Come on let’s do push-ups

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hey hey hey hey calm down man you're getting excited man

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ilovebooks3 5 points ago +5 / -0

Beached whale J Nadler

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're gonna start measuring air pressure in nadlers/sq. in. pretty soon.

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Johnfox13 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nancy called Trump “morbidly obese”

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HuggableBear 1 point ago +1 / -0

I will mail you all the money in my wallet if you can find a single picture of Stacey Abrams engaged in an athletic activity

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ClownTamer 18 points ago +18 / -0

He’d also die if he got the Rona virus. 99.99% chance Pelosi would too.

I’ve seen a lot of things over the years. One of them is that people that are old as fuck and look like her can get taken out by the slightest breeze.

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Supersaiyanbroly737 8 points ago +8 / -0

Obummer is a smoker and Pelosi is an alcoholic. Those are proven to be dangerous to one's health and taking or stopping those are well within one's control.

Trump doesn't have any of those vices. Obesity is linked to cardiovascular diseases, diabetes, hypertension, etc. But if Trump doesn't have any of those issues, what's the problem?

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Vegans4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same I'd gladly take a thicc boy over a shinny noodle arm soy boy any day. Dad bods are sexy

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PaigeAshley 30 points ago +30 / -0

Melania doesn't seem to mind his body. 😉👍❤

(P.S. I love my President!)

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bellcurvestrikesback 11 points ago +11 / -0

lol

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sustainable_saltmine 23 points ago +25 / -2

those tighty whities tho.

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rooftoptendie 19 points ago +20 / -1

its tennis! What do you expect him to wear boxers or something?

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Darkheartisland 10 points ago +11 / -1

cheap and easy to clean.

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definitelyright 7 points ago +8 / -1

Generations.

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Major_Nutt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tennis is an active sport. Need to keep your shit in place somehow.

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You_Will_Clap 22 points ago +22 / -0

Nancy looks worse than that human AIDS Health Director recently in the news.

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bubadmt 17 points ago +17 / -0

Barry had abs, Michael had nads. Trump's got ass, Melania's got class. No comparison.

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Darkheartisland 12 points ago +12 / -0

Tennis is a healthy activity.

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Nadlers_Belt 11 points ago +11 / -0

Just “speaking truth in his calvins” like that land whale on the billboard, right Nancy?

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whiskey_shitz 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lol

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definitelyright 10 points ago +10 / -0

A match I never knew I wanted. USA vs UK, LETS GO

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Ophelia 6 points ago +6 / -0

I laughed outloud at those two.Love it!

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deathbymonty 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am so happy to have seen this. And I love that we can show a sense of humor about GEOTUS

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latic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Never seen trump play sport like this:

https://youtu.be/uOivzoRc0I8

Shame Boris lost his bottle over rona

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HuggableBear 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shame Boris lost his bottle over rona

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latic 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's acting like a pussy and keeping the UK under huge lockdown.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 10 points ago +10 / -0

If Trump is morbidly obese then Hillary Clinton is Alaska.

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definitelyright 10 points ago +10 / -0

OUR BOY THICC

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takeyouruptrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

triple C thiccc

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Woohan 9 points ago +9 / -0

Bigly.

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Mythologick 9 points ago +9 / -0

Usually I’d shun someone wearing whitey tighties. But GEOTUS was born in that era and is straight up fucking one of the greatest men to ever live. You rock them things sir.

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p1smo 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'd like to see Pelosi, Waters, Schumer, Schiff, Nadler, or any of the walking dead Democrats even get through a round of golf, let alone attempt to play tennis. It would probably kill them.

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ThePenisBetweenUs 8 points ago +8 / -0

Imagine if the election came down to biden vs trump in 1on1 🏀

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Jackgaddis5 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yas king!

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sarcen1776 8 points ago +9 / -1

dat azz dho!

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Zero_Six_Two 8 points ago +8 / -0

Isn't it funny the "Healthy at any size" brigade is suddenly real into body shaming?

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magabirdlady 8 points ago +8 / -0

The left always thinks this picture bothers us. No way. :)

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think it's funny. I said in this thread already, I once heard Trump talking about his weight. He said something along the lines of "yeah I've had my good times and my bad times. There are some pictures out there of me during the bad times. But it's just something you work on." Just a normal person.

And also fuck the left. They clearly show they don't stand for anything. We don't care if Trump gains some weight but the party of tolerance does. They also care about his skin color and his hair. Nutjob hypocrites.

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milpede0306 7 points ago +7 / -0

looking good boss, bigly

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Supersaiyanbroly737 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fat shaming is back on the menu, boys.

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CJBarnacle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fat shaming is a term that lazy women use to justify being a fat ass. They are perfectly fine with mocking men over their looks.

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rx1994z 7 points ago +7 / -0

My kind of thicccccccc

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SaviorDonaldJTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol. They just got through telling us Stacy M1Abrams is a supermodel. Now Trump is supposed to be fat shamed?

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honk

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PolarBears4Trump2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

He could knock out Joe B no problem

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NPC1234567 6 points ago +6 / -0

Except for Rosie O’Donnell and Stacy the Spacey Abrams.

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The_Apprentice2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well now I see the president is a briefs man, something I'll have to disagree with him on

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ClownShowPede 5 points ago +5 / -0

POTUS got back

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LugNuts 5 points ago +6 / -1

Should I not be hard?

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WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Everything in this thread is absolute gold. I haven’t laughed this hard in days. Thanks guys

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2016TrumpMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

How much exercise do you think skeletor gets? I mean, besides bending her elbow.

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HCQaddict 4 points ago +4 / -0

One fine piece right there

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This_is_maga_country 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's only fat-shaming when the right does it.

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AmericianWoman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Im not sure about the racquet's angle or the form. His elbow shouldn't be bent until the racquet is closer to his right shoulder. Just saying. That being said he looks terrific to me!

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Keyboard_Warrior 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love it. I'm tired of skinny no ass having presidents like no bumma. Who ironically was the shittiest president in all of humanity.

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DeadMenSmellToenails 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m all about that bass

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E1999doubleglock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone make a calendar

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spaceforce_maganaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can you imagine Biden even attempting this? Or Hillary?

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veteran299 2 points ago +3 / -1

i am old and still wear tighty whities. got a problem with that? lol

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 2 points ago +2 / -0

Suddenly craving a bowl of oatmeal

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Pinko10 2 points ago +2 / -0

Calling Trump obese is the nicest thing she’s ever said about him! It’s a welcome compliment!

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VickiKAG 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can you imagine pelosi w/o her makeup and granny sag neck arms and legs! You can stretch the face skin but the rest has a mind of its own...so Nancy remember the one about those whom live in glass houses?

Trump could still get any lady he wanted but why would he, he already has the best First Lady! Nancy is just jealous!

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amopheldupsidedown 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is healthateverysize supposed to promote fat or ostracize fat women?

health at every size

vs

heal that eve, rysize

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HappyPedeInCA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or health ate very size :D

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fat shaming in a nation that has 40% of its population considered obese. Libs sure know how to attract voters 😂

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Gigigurllll2 2 points ago +2 / -0

All I see is an amazing man in his MAGA hat staying physically active who loves his country and its people. I find that very sexy.

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Nimrod 1 point ago +1 / -0

im concerned. why hasnt donald realised we are carnivore. stick to beef only diet for 2 3 months and his health fitness jumps to 8/10

meatrx #hpopodcast

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lurk3r 1 point ago +2 / -1

Turning their own ideologies against them, love to see it