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Flipbarryfromreddit 87 points ago +91 / -4

President Trump still has the ability to fuck anybody’s bitch even today.

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Pepedom 46 points ago +49 / -3

This is really true.... doesnt matter the age...there's plenty of women who'd take a go around with the president and thank him afterwards.

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AlohaSnackbar 0 points ago +1 / -1

Especially Druish princesses. Everybody knows Druish princesses love money and power, and he has both.

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CaptainForehead 23 points ago +27 / -4

And Nancy is pissed ‘cause he’d rather bag a haggard porn star than her jacked up effort.

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winsome 5 points ago +5 / -0

Notice since the lockdown Nancy's eyebrows are now midway up her forehead?

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rooftoptendie 14 points ago +16 / -2

And he'll kick your ever lovin ass at tennis too.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 9 points ago +11 / -2

Them’s fighting words, not gonna argue on all the sex talk but I bet I could kick his ass at tennis, and it’d be an honor. Then I’d thank him profusely, ask for least 5 signatures, plus some pictures and update my Twitter bio, possibly update my last will to have that event engraved on my tombstone.

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Deplorable_Yankee 5 points ago +5 / -0

Make this happen and get me a siggie too please.

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CulperRing 8 points ago +9 / -1

Up-voting this even though I'm a confident capable man and I love my wife.

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NormaJeanRocks 5 points ago +5 / -0

I Might make this a post if you dont mind

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HuntedVVumpus 16 points ago +17 / -1

Can fit a lotta booze in a $40,000 fridge

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MedPede 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't think she uses a fridge - this is how I picture her, getting her Vodka
https://i.imgur.com/NousWfB.jpg

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Pepedom 7 points ago +9 / -2

Why not both?

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youknowthething 6 points ago +7 / -1

You are correct at whatever time it was Arnold Schwarzenegger weighed around the same..Arnold hardly had the half of muscles Trump has today. But BMI is strictly weight no figuration of muscle mass. MAGA 🤔 😁

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NormaJeanRocks 5 points ago +5 / -0

Those were some good looking people, seriously.

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AlohaSnackbar 4 points ago +5 / -1

My theory is as he gets older his back isn't quite as strong as in his youth, he's been putting some weight on to counterbalance his massive genitals.

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Chopblock 24 points ago +25 / -1

This is what I love about you ‘pedes. There’s no hiding from anything. You take it and own it, and sometimes you seize it like a WWII paratrooper and turn it against its ‘owners’ until they wish they’d never made it in the first place.

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PromiseImNotASpook 10 points ago +10 / -0

I honestly don’t care if GEOTUS is over weight. The same that I didn’t care when the media ran cover for Obama’s little Newport habit. Does anyone even remember that?

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chelthing 4 points ago +4 / -0

I bet those Newports were actually Kools

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DonutsJunction [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah he's over 70 years old, most old guys have a bit of a belly.

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PromiseImNotASpook 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m 30 and have a bit of a belly... haha.

My grandfather was one of the most fit people I’ve known. He was in the Navy for a long ass time and had a gym in his garage that he worked out in every single day. Aside from smoking he was arguably pretty healthy. He did eat Wendy’s every day. The hamburgers were his favorite and he would run into town to get it for lunch, run errands, and then bring lunch home for him and my grandmother. As soon as he turned 70 it was like a switch was flipped off and his metabolism stopped working. Within a year or two he easily packed on 50 pounds.

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Ingerimm 7 points ago +7 / -0

We all have a life to live and are heading to the same end destination. What business is it of anyone to worry about the vehicle we choose to travel in?

He obviously feels good enough to get out there and play some tennis, and that is better than a great many his age!

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NormaJeanRocks 4 points ago +4 / -0

This should be the top comment. Its spot on

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Afeazo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump is the same way. If controversial things came out about him, he never denied it, he owned it.

Remember as early as the campaign, he got asked why he was caught calling women “fat pigs, dogs, and disgusting animals”? He didn’t deny it or try to spin it. He just smirked and said “I only said that about Rosie O’Donnell

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Chopblock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good point and example

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