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thisisatestof2 120 points ago +120 / -0

I just looked at her Tweet. Every Karen is on their "Thank You Governor for keeping us safe during these terrible times. We will get thru this" message.

She ran on infrastructure but hasn't fixed one thing yet and these idiots fawn over her failures.

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KeyboardWarrior 59 points ago +59 / -0

"Abolish rent" I really think we should work a deal with North Korea to have these people sent there. North Korea represents EVERYTHING THEY'VE ALWAYS WANTED IN A SOCIETY:

  • Zero Rent

  • No hoarding

  • Capitalism is met with prison time

  • Personal property is illegal

  • speaking polite is mandatory

  • The government handles EVERYTHING!!! (Which means YOU handle it for them)

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 12 points ago +13 / -1

Extra bonus for them: marijuana is completely, 100% legal in NK

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HonkNJhonk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Being someone who grows large amounts of tomatoes, I agree with you about pot, but please don’t give them ideas about taxing my maters. Can we use another example of a non-taxed good, say maybe Nike garbage sneakers?

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HonkNJhonk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Apples?!? Is that a reference to the Bible?!? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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MikeVicksAstrologist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amen. Get so tired of pot hysteria and then when the Karens finally realize it's not bad they want to let the government horn in on it right out the gate. I don't smoke, but I know plenty of people who are better with it than without it.

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christianknight -14 points ago +2 / -16

You do realize abolish rent is a communist movement right?

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KeyboardWarrior 27 points ago +27 / -0

Yes. & N. Koreans are communists. Why did you ask me that?

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KeyboardWarrior 16 points ago +16 / -0

Guarantee you they had been asking gretchen for help. Now they need Trumps help. Don't give them ANYTHING trump!

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KeyboardWarrior 35 points ago +35 / -0

This is going to be VERY fun. She's in way over her head. She knew those dams needed some maintenance. She knew about those dam. I'm an engineer and I can't think of a single engineer who would stay quiet about something as serious as a dam. All we do is talk about optimization. Every day at work is like circle jerk of how smart we are and lots of finger pointing if it was done wrong. I know my engineering community. She probably has emails stacked on top of emails stacked on top.

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KeyboardWarrior 20 points ago +21 / -1

If it's our time, it's our time. Everything is in Jesus's hands. This damn didn't break before the "Lockdown" it didn't break after the "Lockdown". It broke precisely 8 days before the "end" of her Draconian orders. At the same time Trump announces he will donate $0.00 to help her. This is a huge moment in this hoax. A damn breaking is beyond monumental. They've even created a phrase dedicated to it. "And that's when damn broke". God is either totally involved right now or he is totally not involved. We have every reason to believe he is TOTALLY involved.

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donaldschwarzenegger 8 points ago +9 / -1

I think this was done on purpose for a few theories:

-take attention off mail in voting ballots being sent out

-extend her emergency powers

-attempt to make trump look bad for not giving her money. "OMG Trump doesnt care about us. people are dying in this flood and trump is withholding americans" and the media will hammer this all the way until election day, in the same way they blame trump for corona.

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knightofday 4 points ago +5 / -1

Agreed

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KeyboardWarrior 12 points ago +12 / -0

Lmao. Yes. It's the culture 😂. Being in engineer groups is a circle jerk of monumental proportions.

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mimi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like any University of Michigan grad

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BladderBeerPoopin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Like firefighters, pilots, vegans, and atheists!

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NormaJeanRocks 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dont forget nurses

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MW23232 4 points ago +4 / -0

And Karens.

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kyblugrass 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lots of jobs in lots of industries got shutdown and postponed around the country when the lockdowns started becoming apparent, gonna real interesting this fall to see what moves forward or if others keep pushing their maintenance back.

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Spicer 2 points ago +2 / -0

And you wonder why they don’t give a shit what we think, they are quite confident the cheating will take back the White House

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Keiichi81 8 points ago +8 / -0

Karens gonna Karen.

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christianknight 3 points ago +3 / -0

Democrats will continue to get more blue. They have lost critical thinking ability.

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MW23232 2 points ago +2 / -0

"We will get thru this together." FIFY. (j/k).

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realJohnMiller 1 point ago +1 / -0

'Cults' might rhyme with 'results' but they never actually achieve them.

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findthewarmspot 71 points ago +71 / -0

So can they now go to a relatives house, Gretchen??? Jesus, she’s a terrible Governor!!

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fthecoup 37 points ago +37 / -0

Those in the effected area, stay at home and drown. Its for the good of society.

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KeyboardWarrior 21 points ago +21 / -0

Leftists are sociopaths

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FreedomAintFreeYo 13 points ago +13 / -0

Population control! It's good for the environment!

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Sandman441 5 points ago +5 / -0

They all died of coronavirus.

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d_lock 4 points ago +4 / -0

We need to get those numbers up! These are rookie numbers!

Unleash the coronavirus dams!

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Emper 4 points ago +4 / -0

What are you talking about? She is a fantastic governor prioritizing arresting people getting haircuts. Those are the real problem not the tens of thousands of people who have lost their homes right?

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Ironball 38 points ago +38 / -0

ALL EVACUEES: MAINTAIN SOCIAL DISTANCE AND WEAR FACE MASKS OR FACE PENALTIES. WE ARE WATCHING.

I'm surprised the people haven't risen up yet. This woman is evil.

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KeyboardWarrior 14 points ago +14 / -0

The people HAVE risen up with guns

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whiskey_shitz 32 points ago +32 / -0

Fyi the state of Michigan was responsible for the maintenance on those dams.

Whitmer's first failure was abandoning her promise to address Michigan's failing infrastructure.

Shes an utter failure. We hate our governor...actual hate.

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whiskey_shitz 16 points ago +16 / -0

I'm revolting all right.

Seriously though, I'm doing what I can. I write my reps weekly, I had a few "recall whitmer" signs made up and posted them at local intersections...surprised they are still there (last I checked).

I'm trying to red pill friends and family as much as possible with some success so far. Really the best red pill is whitmer's actions. I think that's part of President Trump's plan. These governors are really chasing away votes at this point.

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whiskey_shitz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thanks bud.

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WinnerChickenDinner 23 points ago +23 / -0

She wants people to social distance within the shelters.

The dams have been under scrutiny for at least 20 years. Every governor kicks the dam down the road.

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RiverFenix 15 points ago +15 / -0

Divine Providence to have the dams burst on her watch during statewide lockdown over [reasons]..

Catch 22, stay in your home while it floods or disobey orders and save yourself.

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WinnerChickenDinner 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm concerned there are people who lost their jobs due to her actions, and didn't pay on flood insurance because of it, and have now lost everything.

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RiverFenix 8 points ago +8 / -0

but hey - https://www.michigan.gov/coronavirus/0,9753,7-406-98163-520743--,00.html

5017 deaths from coronavirus

https://www.mdch.state.mi.us/osr/deaths/DXCause113.asp

98,000 random deaths per year in Michigan

Soooo... some people can do the math.. (Not to mention 1/5 of those deaths from covid are in Detroit, how convenient!)

Are people dying from Coronavirus and should the economy be shut down and we shelter in place?

10,000+ die every year from 'accidents' in Michigan, will those disappear during lockdown? Or increase? 5,000 die every year from Alzheimers in Michigan. Are we going to lockdown the economy until people regain their shitty memories? ffs...

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cmaurras 21 points ago +21 / -0

She’s going to make sure the Planned Parenthood butcher shops stay dry and operational.

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cmaurras 21 points ago +22 / -1

Everyone will be kept comfortable, until we make a decision.

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knightofday 5 points ago +5 / -0

Top comment

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Chopblock 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh SNAP

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InebriatedDaily 18 points ago +18 / -0

Awful. They've known for years this dam was weak.

real VP material Govenor Cuntessa is.

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Gangfang 18 points ago +18 / -0

Yooper Pede here. Our city just recieved a notice that our water plant does not have employees with the required certification to properly run our plant. They cant get anyone for the job and cant get current employees to go for higher certifications. Why would you, when you get more money from the teet of the government than you do for working? The UP will be the next Flint.

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MicMumbles 5 points ago +5 / -0
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Nicktdot 16 points ago +16 / -0

Gov Whitmer issues executive edict ordering the Dam closed!

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flashersenpai 10 points ago +10 / -0

lel with a national injunction by Hawaiian judge against further dam openings

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here2red 16 points ago +16 / -0

The dam bursting?.....thats god speaking...better answer

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mercynurse 14 points ago +14 / -0

Sorry Michigander Pedes!

God Bless

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DeadOverRed 13 points ago +13 / -0

Too busy? She probably bombed the dams.

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MAGA_Rooster 11 points ago +11 / -0

Soon we'll hear how this was the fault of global warming.

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NYCforTrump 10 points ago +10 / -0

Apparently “climate change” causes excess rain in MI but also drought in CA. Anything that can’t be blamed on “climate” must be blamed on Orange man.

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Salt-N-Pepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Got ‘n idea

Plug the holes with the ballots

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Gunmolester 10 points ago +10 / -0

And she will threaten everybody with arrest if they dont stay home

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RiverFenix 8 points ago +8 / -0

HOUSE IS FLOODING

"Do I stay home, or...."

BREAKING: MILLIONS OF MICHIGAN RESIDENTS DIE AS A RESULT OF GOVERNOR WHITMERS ORDERS TO STAY HOME OR FACE DEATH PENALTY

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327FM 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fix the dams, roads.

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Canuck4Trump2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

A symbolic "Red Sea" ??? Lord Hear our prayers !!

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Mac3 10 points ago +10 / -0

Democrat states falling apart. But don’t worry illegal immigrants have welfare and free healthcare.

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Salt-N-Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fight the (white) (electric) power!

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beachy_keen 7 points ago +7 / -0

My state is a dumpster fire right now.

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ScullyMully 6 points ago +6 / -0

Frankly, my dears, she doesn't give a dam.

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Gunmolester 6 points ago +6 / -0

Buckle up Buckaroos,,,Caitlyn is at the wheel

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SludgeWarehouse 5 points ago +6 / -1

Dams have a limited life span. It becomes especially limited if routine maintenance is ignored which sounds like was the case for these dams in Michigan.

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Ryoten 2 points ago +2 / -0

I misread this as "Dems have a limited life span". Was going to say, they sure do!

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NYCforTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

And they must swim in masks!

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Brownwaterboys 5 points ago +5 / -0

Was this done to help destroy the state? People were getting pretty pissed over her actions keeping the state locked down. Was this done to gain even more power.

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DearCow 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can someone help me out here? How do two dams collapse at the same time? Was it a Monsoon?

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Gyrfalcon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lots of rain, typical Michigan weather.

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Gyrfalcon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Michigan joke:

What do you call the day after 2 days of rain?

MONDAY

The summer I bought my first car, a Camaro convertible, it rained every single weekend. The 4th of July was a flood. I had to bail out my car when I got home. No, I did not leave the top down, this was from driving flooded streets. Water poured in where the clutch and brake went thru.

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2016TrumpMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

This one is on the FERC. They allowed the dam's owner to kick the can down the road for 16 years after it was found unsafe in 2004.

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TurdFerguson 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trump curse!!

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Chalupa9 5 points ago +5 / -0

She’ll be arresting the people fleeing from their homes.

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dubler6 5 points ago +5 / -0

Investigate.

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cheesecakelove 4 points ago +4 / -0

What is it with Michigan and water?

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Ryoten 1 point ago +1 / -0

If only drumph built a wall on the north border, we wouldn't have this mess!

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WhoElse 4 points ago +4 / -0

She is a mess.

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rbobjones69 3 points ago +3 / -0

I will close the barn door after the horse got out!

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Truglow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Will everyone be required to wear fins and a mask?

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learntocode 3 points ago +3 / -0

Democrats running thwir strategy hard for the win in November: Incompetence 2020

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patslimmy1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whitler make sure they have their masks on when responding.

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RockyMtnAnnon80 2 points ago +3 / -1

How much do you want to bet some globalist or chicoms own the dam..

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cook_does 2 points ago +2 / -0

She is going to send masks when bulldozers are needed.

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MySidesGoUp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plus they’re operating sex mazes and glory holes at club tabu in Lansing. Priorities priorities

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Soulmask 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why do the democrats make a point of putting the worst possible candidate as VP?Both Gretchen and Identity politics hippo are TERRIBLE candidates.

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GodGunsGuitars 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty sure a dam collapse is highly predictable and somebody was pounding his fist on the table but nobody would listen

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Salt-N-Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Democracy’s water broke

And it’s a fine offspring

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someoldcoderguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am honestly surprised that she wasn't out there ticketing people for leaving their homes.

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wrechened Grincher.

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SAW2TH 1 point ago +1 / -0

Any chance she sabotaged the dams to distract from her horrendous abuses?

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Three little bitches in an itty bitty pool

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