TFW: You've put on the mask, and yet nobody cares about you.
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To hide his fake Right hand. No doubt a lefty.
😂
Mormon mike jackson
Joseph smith told him too
I guess it matches his magic underwear.
Yep. All serious i wish I had gold underware!!!
Both fake protections
Ouch a religious swipe. Normally I would get mad but I know this is all in good fun. Either way fuck him. He is a sell out pony solider!!
Yep…
That’s all it is !!!
It was a swipe. In order for it to be in good fun it needs to make some sense and be somewhat funny.
Yes. Very true
Real swipes have claws. Lion or bear. A carpet stretching knee kicker works, too; when all claws are extended they're over 2" x about 28. Not deadly but will fuck a bitch up.
No disrespect to the Mormon faith... ALL of the disrespect on mittens the turbo cuck
Haha turbo cuck hahah facts!!
We all knew that Michael Jackson had turned white, but we had no idea exactly how ridiculously white he had become...
Dave Chappelle does it best
Mittens is the six-fingered man
Inconceivable!
Who is this guy? Looks French. Maybe named 'Pierre' or something. I dunno.
That's Carlos Danger. Equally disgusting.
PierrE DelectO?
Looks like a guy that would be friends with a guy by the pseudonym Carlos Danger. Both into the same shit.
He was born in the soy, molded by it
Who shot this picture from hip level? Kamala Harris?
She's not as short as mini-Mi ... oh. I see what you did there.
Nadler
They're just being grateful they don't have to look at his face for a while.
Something Capital
It's on the tip of my tongue, checking the league of shadows binders, one sec
Baine Capital
FOR YOU
I think it's the company that destroyed KB Toys, Toys R Us, Worldwide Grinding Systems, Gymboree ...
CIA
Shit he has 4 more years or whatever
Crys in Utah
Yeah, great job Utah! We're stuck with this McStain for the remainder of Trump's second term.
You're really not. He can be taken care of
Pierre Delecto goes full Michael Jackson. Where are his epaulets?
Pierre Delecto in disguise
He's transitioning to Michael Jackson though...
Joseph Smith Told him too
Joseph Smith was a con-artist who created his scam as a way to bang young girls and to make a ton of money. Mormonism is all about controlling women and gaining vast amounts of money. It's an evil perversion of Christianity.
Yep. That should be the Wikipedia entry !!
I like the south park episode better. Sums the whole thing up nicely.
[A little American town in the early 1800s. A man rides by in a small carriage pulled by one horse. In the distance, Joseph Smith strolls into town] SINGERS Joseph Smith was called a prophet Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb He started the Mormon religion Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb BLACKSMITH There goes that kooky Joseph Smith. CUSTOMER You know, he claims he spoke with God and Jesus. WOMAN Well, how do you know he didn't? SINGERS Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb Joseph Smith was called a prophet- BUTLER Hey, Joseph! I told my wife that you spoke with God and Jesus, and she didn't believe it. SMITH Well it's true. I did. WIFE Where? SMITH I was out in the woods, praying I was asking God if I should be a Protestant, or a Catholic, or what? And suddenly God and Jesus appeared before me. And they said I should start my own church, because none of the others had it right. And that's exactly how it happened. BUTLER You see? You believe it now? WIFE Well yeah, sure. Why would he make that up? SINGERS Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb Many people believed Joseph Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb And that night he-ee saw an angel Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Radical!
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb. Historical Jesus of the Synoptics never said he was God. Prove John wrong! Smart smart smart smart smart.
dum dum dum dum dum....
He has always had a mask on as a Republican.
Dr. Strangelove?
Dr Pierre Delecto Strangeglove
fuck you pierre you pinko asshole
In the higher degrees of the Scottish Rite, gloves of several colors: white, black or green, are prescribed for the regalia of various degrees, the symbolism of the color being related to that of the degree.
Ok so what does this color say?
Hey look, it's Pierre Defecto
What a fag
UUUU
Someone get this hothead outta here!
That's not a mask.. that's his Magic Mormon Jokstrap.
No one used to care about who I was before I put on the mask.
They still don't.
But they used to not care too...
Pierre de-loser
do Mormons have "secret facemasks" to go along with their secret underwear?
There's difference?
Is that mittens Romneys!!!! Fuck this rino sell out. Their isnt anything conservative about him. The GOP should drop his ass. Why so they back and fund people like this and fight with people like trump. I know why!! Same coin different sides. You flip the coin. All bullshit!! Trump 2020
Mask doesn't even fit correctly. Looks to be at least one size too big.
(Source - Having been repeatedly fitted and fit-tested for N95 masks with the hooded smell test (Volunteered for 10 years as EMT on my town's rescue ambulance).)
Hooded smell test sounds like dutch oven
LOSER!
Motherfucker looks like the assistant to a James Bond villain
Mitt has shot his wad. He is done as a politician
I love me some Bainposting
Bane
Bain?!
That's actually before the Chinese Communist Bat Pandemic. He's wearing it because he's tired of smelling the rancid wound left behind after he had his dick removed.
lol wtf is up with 1 glove? Is he doing his Michael Jackson impersonation ala Ralphie boy from Virginia?
Black glove, suit and mask. Hahaha TF2 spy vibe... Holyfuck fits him well....
What a fool
He was so worried about Corona that he totally missed the Black Plague going on in his right hand.
Auditioning for a position in COBRA, I see.
Is that Jeb! or Delecto?
What difference at this point does it make?
He looks like an alternative "Austin Powers" villain : ** RAT BASTARD **
I have binders full of transgender-dragonkin more worthy of pierre delecto's senate seat.
"If I pull that off will you die?"
Based and BanePilled
LOSER!
He looks like a bad Bond villain with that gay mask and glove.