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SwampDrainerLocal911 [S] 103 points ago +103 / -0

To hide his fake Right hand. No doubt a lefty.

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Vegans4Trump 31 points ago +31 / -0

😂

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Rich11 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mormon mike jackson

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YourDaddyKnowsBest 40 points ago +45 / -5

Joseph smith told him too

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slrpnls 18 points ago +22 / -4

I guess it matches his magic underwear.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest 1 point ago +4 / -3

Yep. All serious i wish I had gold underware!!!

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MAGAlikethis 1 point ago +2 / -1

Both fake protections

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cbonez416 13 points ago +18 / -5

Ouch a religious swipe. Normally I would get mad but I know this is all in good fun. Either way fuck him. He is a sell out pony solider!!

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YourDaddyKnowsBest 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yep…

He is a sell out pony solider!!

That’s all it is !!!

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stratocaster_patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

It was a swipe. In order for it to be in good fun it needs to make some sense and be somewhat funny.

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cbonez416 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes. Very true

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +2 / -1

Real swipes have claws. Lion or bear. A carpet stretching knee kicker works, too; when all claws are extended they're over 2" x about 28. Not deadly but will fuck a bitch up.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +4 / -1

No disrespect to the Mormon faith... ALL of the disrespect on mittens the turbo cuck

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cbonez416 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha turbo cuck hahah facts!!

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NorthAfricanViolet 21 points ago +21 / -0

We all knew that Michael Jackson had turned white, but we had no idea exactly how ridiculously white he had become...

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dave Chappelle does it best

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spezisthedevil 16 points ago +16 / -0

Mittens is the six-fingered man

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Feelsgoodman 8 points ago +8 / -0

Inconceivable!