[A little American town in the early 1800s. A man rides by in a small carriage pulled by one horse. In the distance, Joseph Smith strolls into town] SINGERS Joseph Smith was called a prophet Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb He started the Mormon religion Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb BLACKSMITH There goes that kooky Joseph Smith. CUSTOMER You know, he claims he spoke with God and Jesus. WOMAN Well, how do you know he didn't? SINGERS Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb Joseph Smith was called a prophet- BUTLER Hey, Joseph! I told my wife that you spoke with God and Jesus, and she didn't believe it. SMITH Well it's true. I did. WIFE Where? SMITH I was out in the woods, praying I was asking God if I should be a Protestant, or a Catholic, or what? And suddenly God and Jesus appeared before me. And they said I should start my own church, because none of the others had it right. And that's exactly how it happened. BUTLER You see? You believe it now? WIFE Well yeah, sure. Why would he make that up? SINGERS Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb Many people believed Joseph Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb And that night he-ee saw an angel Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb