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THE DNC CHOSE... POORLY (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by EchoGSHP ago by EchoGSHP +3041 / -0
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thisguy883 31 points ago +31 / -0

Sources familiar with people close to Pelosi's plastic surgeon's kids say yes.

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AlphaNathan 8 points ago +8 / -0

THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN

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FergieJR 1 point ago +1 / -0

I should redo this with Nancys face as the last pannel lol

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A1waysLurk1ing 6 points ago +6 / -0

Too close to reality for my liking.

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RivalPipe 13 points ago +13 / -0

More like Biden turning into the Los Angeles County Public Hell-th Director Barbara Ferrer.

She could be a Halloween costume!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

🎶thriller! Through the night🎶

Zombie dancing intensifies

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RaginJake379 4 points ago +4 / -0

Too early to say. Needs to decompose more.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dammit! U beat me

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RiverFenix 5 points ago +6 / -1

Make the Grail a keyboard and Pepe says you chose wisely!

Instead of eternal life, it allows you to shitpost facts on liberal media with impunity.

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's gold, Jerry!

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ApocolipticPePe 18 points ago +18 / -0

He was a simple man a meme Smith he wouldn’t have had the fancy virtue signaling rainbow cup, he would have had a plain working mans cup with the color and consistency of a well weathered border wall

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RiverFenix 7 points ago +7 / -0

"This is the keyboard... it's missing some keys and there's jizz on it.." pede

posts shitpost on reddit and it's not removed

"You have chosen.... Wisely." Pepe-knight

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ApocolipticPePe 4 points ago +4 / -0

“It’s missing some keys and there’s jizz on it” lol fucking gold right there

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FreedomFromGovt 10 points ago +10 / -0

Aww, shit! It looks exactly like him! Wow, can't unsee, now.

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NADSAQ 10 points ago +10 / -0

From Left to Right: Biden, Pelosi, LA Health Director, Ginsburg

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Elseebee 2 points ago +2 / -0

All in various stages of going to Hell.

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NoApologyTour 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Democrats are evil but not stupid. They know Joe isn’t going to be their candidate. We know it too. They actually played this card really well, edging Bernie out of the picture without any blowback from his supporters. Joe was the only candidate that they could use to do this, otherwise it would have been too obvious. Now Joe’s only job is to hang in there long enough towards the convention so he can drop out and the party can shoehorn their preferred candidate in before Bernie can mobilize his supporters.

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NormaJeanRocks 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not so sure about no blowback from Bernie bros though, I had to go look through the Bernie sub after he called it quits, saw a lot of fuck Biden and he isn't getting my vote just because the Dems chose him. We'll have to see if that sticks though

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NoApologyTour 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fair statement. I should have said minimal damage. Under the circumstances it was a way to get Bernie out of the race with the softest landing possible for the party.

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Bestboy143 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never underestimate their stupidity!

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ramennov 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, they haven't chosen him yet. Biden is the prop candidate drawing the public's (and Trump's) attention, taking the blows and covering for whoever they eventually nominate, also minimizing the amount of exposure their new candidate has before the election.

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RiverFenix 5 points ago +5 / -0

We forced them to choose him just like we're forcing them to re-think that decision... so that we can force them to run Michael Obama or Chelsea Clinton and complete the trifecta of bad decisions...

It's fun to watch and poke with a stick, but a little SAD and predictable too.

You're right - they haven't chosen him.. He chose them. Not they're stuck with the mess they made. Obama too.. All of them are so fucked.

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ClownTamer 5 points ago +5 / -0

I still haven’t heard a single positive thing about Joe Biden from their side, only that he’s not Trump, which is true of all things living and dead, aside from Trump. It seems like their base would be more for Bernie, but I agree that they wouldn’t let Bernie run, it’d be another inner circle type, like a Clinton or Obama.

Obama’s likely not the number 1 worst president ever, but he’s definitely in the top 3-5, and is the number 1 most overhyped president. He got a Nobel Peace prize for fuck all. Even reading their reasons, they’re saying they gave it to him because it seemed like he might one day do something, particularly citing cooperation and such. He didn’t do shit for 8 years, left the nation heavily divided, and even refused to cooperate with his successor. He didn’t even do the made up things he was presumed to maybe one day do to warrant the Peace Prize.

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep - just like a University Degree, the liberals devalue everything they take control of.

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ClownTamer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wikipedia degrees offend me. Then they give kids predatory student loans to get them on top of that.

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Licensetomeme 2 points ago +2 / -0

How dare you say he won the Nobel Peace prize cuz he's black. That's racist. Also, how dare people call him a bad president because of his crimes. That's also racist. Judge him not by the content of his character but by the colour of his skin. Unless of course that's inconvenient for the crony establishment's narrative.

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ramennov 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're stuck with whoever they choose, I'm just saying they may not end up nominating Biden.

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Darkheartisland 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was worried when buttplug won Iowa. He was charismatic like Obama plus he had the gay card but thankfully DNC idiotic deal-making prevailed and he dropped out.

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ramennov 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like I said, I'm just not sure they'll stay with Biden. It's not like their choice is final, especially considering the rumblings of a contested convention.

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huang7776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Snakes...why'd it have to be snakes?

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Miserable_company 3 points ago +3 / -0

Brilliant execution!

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sagebrushfire 2 points ago +2 / -0

Folks, he’s NOT going to choose a black woman as his running mate. This moron already has the black vote locked up. We saw that with Bernie. It’s going to be Warren. They need the elitist, “I want to destroy every rich person” harpy to toss the socialist kids a bone.

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Thehumancentipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

So far biden in his basement isnt hurting him. We live in absolutely ridiculous time. In past elections the media would POTENTIALLY even breach the subject, but now its just straight up protection.

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azpx000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Corn pop for DNC nominee.

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SoldierofKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rofl. In Fairness, There was no wise choice.

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Picador20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Running for President unsuccessfully for thirty-two years sure takes a toll on a guy.

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chesterfields 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that China joe or fauci?

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Elseebee 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm totally posting this to /politicalhumor.

Still have some karma to burn off!

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 1 point ago +1 / -0

What is this reference? thanks

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iIndianaJones 1 point ago +1 / -0

HAHA!

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The_Almighty_Kek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh God he's turning into Steve Howe!

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Juanye 1 point ago +1 / -0

Killary nomination incoming!

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AcceptableCandidate5 1 point ago +1 / -0

Snopes and other fact checkers say this is photoshopped.

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RT_America 1 point ago +1 / -0

*CHOSE = *RIGGED

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Rapturelives 1 point ago +1 / -0

That was great.

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joseph was a carpenter, why the fuck would you pick the gold goblet? You idiot!

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PacificElectric 1 point ago +1 / -0

They chose like they do in all matters. With no regard to the USA

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you reverse it, that's what it looks like when Pedo Joe fondles another 12 year old.

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FooLyCooLie 0 points ago +2 / -2

Kek