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JoeSnifDaKidz 119 points ago +119 / -0

To Whom It May Concern:

While filling out his March Madness bracket, Barrack Obama overheard James Comey in the hallway talking about the Flynn investigation. He yelled, “it better be by the book.” He’s such a great guy. Later he also stopped in my office and said, “remember we heard Comey taliing about taking it upon himself to investigate Michael Flynn? Make sure you call him and say I, Barrack, only condone investigations, by the book, and would never, in a million and one OKEY-DOKEY CHEWY SOAP years authorize and be aware of and not Say DO IT BY THE BOOK to an illegal investigation that I wasn’t aware of anyway.

Thanks, Suzie Rice-a-Roni

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45isthebomb 45 points ago +46 / -1

My whole office wants to know what I am laughing about. I own the company so I can read the Donald.win whenever I want..... I can't wait to tell them. I've red pilled my entire staff. The only prob is is that we are in Canada. But I am a US citizen and will be casting my vote for the GEOTUS

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johnrambo 6 points ago +6 / -0

G is that you or is there some other igloo living canook up there dropping red pills at his company?

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thingaboutarsenal 4 points ago +5 / -1

Sneak them across the border in NY and get drivers licenses. Boom, more votes for GETOUS

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Winning_Bigly 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why not head over to Minnesota where he can certify them eligible to vote and they get to vote. Sadly, a public citizen can actually certify others as eligible to vote in this manner in Minnesota.

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thingaboutarsenal 2 points ago +3 / -1

I guess geography will come in to play. I'm so happy were going to voter fraud too!

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Paradyme 13 points ago +13 / -0

I’m saving this comment. It’s a masterpiece.

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WelcomeToCornPopCopy 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love the smell of fresh pasta.

Well done.

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Tallgingergirl 3 points ago +3 / -0

a million and one OKEY-DOKEY CHEWY SOAP years>

💀😆