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Fake News (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by LamboLimo ago by LamboLimo +2767 / -0
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ShrikeDeCil 144 points ago +145 / -1

"I'm glad you asked that."

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Realist79 35 points ago +36 / -1

Because she is always well prepared. The scout motto is "Be prepared." I bet Kayleigh McEnany was a girl scout.

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A1waysLurk1ing 59 points ago +60 / -1

I can't recall where I read this, but apparently one day in early 2017 Mr. Trump had the entire press corps stand up, and a maintenance worker came through and cleaned all of the gum and giant boogers from under the chairs, while the entire press corps was forced to stand there and watch someone clean up their filth.

I've read that the coffee and bathrooms were absolutely DISGUSTING in early 2017, and they've since been properly maintained.

These people are filthy monsters, in all ways.

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Liamd 15 points ago +15 / -0

They probably took pleasure in watching someone clean their filth,

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TommyLasordasBallBag 43 points ago +43 / -0

When she says that, they know her scope is sighted and they're about to take a .50 slug to the chest

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HeavyHebrew 21 points ago +21 / -0

"Skyking, Skyking, bogey is in the box"

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ShrikeDeCil 15 points ago +15 / -0

Fire for effect.

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Smdlegend 8 points ago +8 / -0

13F...nice

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ShrikeDeCil 30 points ago +30 / -0

"It's my job Mr. Reporter. You're welcome to attempt yours any day now."

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frombeyondthegates 11 points ago +11 / -0

I just KEK'd.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 63 points ago +63 / -0

She's an A10 warthog. They think they can outsmart her, and she just BRRRRRRRRTs all over their spin and circles back to do it again. I loved SHS, but Kayleigh is a legend

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OGpsywar 38 points ago +39 / -1

Advice from a dogfighting ace about whether top US jets can 'take out a Warthog'..

'They're not Made to dogfight, but they're problematic to Lock in many venues because they tend to fly so low; don't Ever go low near one unless your goal is Suicide; and understand that your tightest radius is more than 100% larger than theirs .. so you're Always in their gunsites. Generally, don't go within 5 miles of one cos it'll swat you the fvck out of the sky'.

Kayleigh is Exactly like that. `Murica. 🇺🇸

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TommyLasordasBallBag 27 points ago +27 / -0

My favorite quote from a warthog pilot "it's a gun with an airplane built around it"

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VincentThaDJvip 21 points ago +21 / -0

Haha gun go brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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HeavyHebrew 9 points ago +9 / -0

proper doctrine to take out a Warthog is to have a MANPAD or three because if you are in a vehicle you are going to die. A10 might not get ya but his Apache buddies nearby sure as shit will

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TommyLasordasBallBag 12 points ago +12 / -0

"If you hear an Apache, you're either lucky, or the hellfire hasn't hit you yet"

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keep_winning 4 points ago +4 / -0

As on old grunt, when you hear those guns go off it sends chills down your spine......in a good way of course!

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iamjohnwick 3 points ago +3 / -0

Excellent analogy

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ShrikeDeCil 17 points ago +17 / -0

They even call in fire support via their phones. You can see them scramble for better questions.

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BronzeSovereign 17 points ago +17 / -0

They say if you hear an A10's BRRRT, you weren't its target.

Sadly that holds true even with your analogy, the left-wing who believe the reporter didn't hear a single word of it.

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HemRoidRage 10 points ago +10 / -0

Brrrrrrt.......................

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TommyLasordasBallBag 5 points ago +6 / -1

My least favorite sound to hear in COD because I'm a center map defender and have been killed more times by that than any other killstreak.

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HemRoidRage 6 points ago +6 / -0

Real life is easier in practice

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Shermoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Run and gun baby

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

BRRRRRRRUP!

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Chickenbaconpoutine 9 points ago +9 / -0

Warthogs make the best knock knock jokes, too.

A10: knock knock

Terrorist: who's there?

A10: BBRRTTTT

Te..rro..ri..s....t: ...

A10: BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT

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OGpsywar 2 points ago +3 / -1

Who is the Warthog's favorite actor?

.... Brrrrrrt Reynolds.

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ChrisSuperDude 38 points ago +38 / -0

Never forget, they hate us because we punch back. They got so used to being able to talk all the shit and throw all the punches they want without anyone doing anything about it and so when we decided to punch back they don't know how to deal with it.

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pmurTJdlanoD 13 points ago +13 / -0

Your comment got me pumped up and, as often happens, reminds me of my favorite clip on all of youtube.

Long live Andrew Breitbart in all of us.

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FuckReddit4545 8 points ago +8 / -0

RIP Andrew, you were a hero and a patriot.

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Liamd 8 points ago +8 / -0

That’s not why they hate us. They hate us because hate is their favorite thing.

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go_pound_salt 26 points ago +26 / -0

It’s gotta suck going to work everyday knowingly ur gonna be burned alive. It also doesn’t help when it’s a super smokin’ hot blonde who is clearly smarter than urself.

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HeavyHebrew 13 points ago +13 / -0

She is married to an absolute Chad baseball player and has kids. She makes them seeth internally so much.

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ShrikeDeCil 9 points ago +9 / -0

All they have to do to avoid it is... (looks around for spies)

... actually ask relevant questions. :D

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A1waysLurk1ing 18 points ago +18 / -0

This is hilarious.

This Press Secretary is the best Mr. Trump has had to date, and there's been some quality work put in by the others.

Kayleigh is 🔥🔥🔥.

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lifeisahologram 14 points ago +14 / -0

Kayleigh bout to bust some facts in some MSM ass. Brrap! Bap Bap Bap!

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ClownTamer 29 points ago +29 / -0

People ask why she does that and why Trump’s daily talks are basically media attacks. It’s because this entire thing is the media vs America. The media has long since been weaponized against American citizens. Trump wouldn’t bend the knee, won the election, and it’s been a continual ramping up ever since. Right now we’re figuratively being carpet bombed 24/7.

Trump’s basically at the front lines of the mother of all first world problems every day. His weapon of choice at the moment is a choice blonde.

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ShrikeDeCil 11 points ago +11 / -0

You can't LOGIC people out of positions they were EMOTED into.

So... Trump is constantly shifting the press into standing in *stupid places and EMOTING people out.

"How in the eff is Believe All Women a Right wing thing again?!?"

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PoorKidsJustAsBright 5 points ago +5 / -0

bUt MuH kAvAnAuGh!

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-BasedCentipede- 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lol this is a good one

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HeavyHebrew 8 points ago +8 / -0

They honestly still think because she is stunningly beautiful and blonde that she is dumb. Then she murders them with words and never, not once, loses her genuine smile. I feel sorry for her son, how will any woman be able to compete with that role model?

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To2025andbeyond 6 points ago +7 / -1

Context?

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TommyLasordasBallBag 16 points ago +16 / -0

Have you not been watching the press secretary meetings? Few keynotes from what you're missing. 1) she's a bombshell. 2) she's prepared. 3) she absolutely demolishes the press.

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wethedownvoted 11 points ago +11 / -0

pretty much every day since she took the job

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A1waysLurk1ing 10 points ago +10 / -0

Everything since she's been hired.

She doesn't take any shit from any of those prick "reporters".

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ShrikeDeCil 9 points ago +9 / -0

Imagine a press secretary that regards the daily press briefing as an actual battle with the press. And. Who has read Sun Tzu.

"If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles."

She knows what they want to ask. She knows what she (Trump) needs to get out.

Search "daily caller kayleigh" for snippets. The last question of the day seems to always be a mic drop/walkoff homerun type of "Thanks for playing, I have to go."

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FuckReddit4545 4 points ago +4 / -0

She isn't just owning them, she is bending them over.

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TyrannyBuster 5 points ago +5 / -0

She is so entertaining. So fun to watch. I also love how she doesn't wear a mask.

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

When you look good, you don't need face coverings.

Mask are for ugly people - PASS IT ON

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HemRoidRage 4 points ago +4 / -0

She makes them dread their job. It forces them to think. A journalists position is not to be stumped. They exist to report the news but they twist every piece of information and re frame every truth to fit some bullshit narrative. Everyone sees it.

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ChelseaHubbell 3 points ago +3 / -0

That fat notebook is a staple of press secretaries. Look at Obama's press secs notebook, I always thought it was a goofy thing but now it makes sense

http://cdn.net.outdoorhub.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2015/03/outdoorhub-white-house-press-briefing-president-obama-supports-ban-of-5.56-green-tip-ammo-2015-03-03_21-55-30-868x600.jpg

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HanAssholeSolo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I will read that again because it appears you weren’t paying attention 2 minutes ago when I answered that question.

proceeds to read 2 mins of quoting Democrats, quoting media, and citing medical studies.

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

>Brace for impact!!! reeeeeee

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cbonez416 1 point ago +1 / -0

She is fire

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PraX 1 point ago +1 / -0

If only someone asked a helpful question, we would all get meaningful information.

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PopeJohnPaulJones 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s unplorable