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wong 83 points ago +84 / -1

Sign my Mexican sounding ass up!

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GitmObama 39 points ago +40 / -1

That's so wong...

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El_Magarino 15 points ago +15 / -0

This also is wong

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TopKeksWithFrens 6 points ago +7 / -1

Then why does it feel so right

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two_many_phones 3 points ago +3 / -0

two wongs make a right

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671-EVIL 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can chip in my German accent.

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ShiffsDeadHooker 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can do a Chicago accent all the way to the most twangy southern drawl ever. Or a Nebraska newscaster accent. My real accent anymore is when I go to Chicago people go "Where are you from?" and when I'm down south they go "Are you from Chicago?"

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sum_ting_wong 11 points ago +11 / -0

very wong!

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556x45mm 10 points ago +10 / -0

Two wongs don't make a right

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Dr_Falsey 7 points ago +7 / -0

If loving him is right I don’t want to be Wong.

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Mona1950 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ho Lee Fuke.

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RedderIsBetter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nice to se you, We Too.

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OldHickorysFlintlock 10 points ago +10 / -0

Bading tiss!!

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SpaceForceMilitia 8 points ago +8 / -0

farts in espanola

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RiverFenix 6 points ago +6 / -0

he knows da wey

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Racerspuff 5 points ago +5 / -0

There is a Mexico, Missouri http://www.mexicomissouri.net/

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Sea_Still 25 points ago +25 / -0

Good luck from New York!

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Caitiffculprit 14 points ago +14 / -0

Upstate enslaved

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TopKek 15 points ago +15 / -0

I fell bad for y'all. I had to live in NYC once and I spent every weekend fishing upstate. I hated the city. Gorgeous lakes, ponds and mountains. Y'all should create your own state and kick nyc out. I know there are Californians trying to split off from CA

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Mona1950 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep been trying for years. Northern CA - the State of Jefferson.

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TopKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

You think it'll happen?

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Pedeberrycrunch 18 points ago +18 / -0

user checks out.

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RedderIsBetter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes, we know. What are you doing here? Did you sneak out without Big Mike catching ypu?

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fumbl3 3 points ago +3 / -0

based af

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xBigCoffinHunter 2 points ago +2 / -0

That has nothing to do with why you are a soulless communist cunt mr. O

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RocketSurgeon22 20 points ago +20 / -0

We need to do this in NM. We are losing everything and have a chance to turn the whole state deep Red.

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Caitiffculprit 15 points ago +15 / -0

There is a lot of states we need to go for including New Mexico, Colorado, Nevada , Maine New Hampshire Minnesota.

Even Rhode island has been trending toward republicans over time

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RocketSurgeon22 9 points ago +9 / -0

I agree. Even Texas and NC. We have some battleground states where state and local need to go full red (minus RINOS).

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Imitate214 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maryland too

Oh wait, we have no chance at all.

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671-EVIL 3 points ago +3 / -0

New Hampshire is ripe for the picking. Was there yesterday and I saw a GAZILLION of Trump signs, far more than 4 years ago. We lost the state only by a few thousand votes.

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RocketSurgeon22 2 points ago +2 / -0

Will do, thank you.

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Derks_2020 19 points ago +20 / -1

Emanuel Cleaver has no idea what's coming his way this November. Thanks MO GOP team. I'll bring some people over

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Caitiffculprit 9 points ago +9 / -0

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/redistricting-maps/missouri/

Looks like there is some time for improvement in the house

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h203h 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dems and “progressives” are texting and calling. We need to triple what they do. THIS ELECTION JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHERS ARE CRUCIAL. WE NEED A LANDSLIDE VICTORY ACROSS THE BOARD!!!!

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Art-Vandelay41 9 points ago +9 / -0

What are you supposed to say on these calls?

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TopKek 10 points ago +10 / -0

I dunno, record a bernie call and just replace bernie with Big Don, oligarchy with deep state and Medicare for all with tax cuts

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fumbl3 2 points ago +2 / -0

laughs in Westworld

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Pedeberrycrunch 7 points ago +7 / -0

Go get'em, MOpedes!

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TampaMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good stuff! I volunteer for Trump Victory here In Tampa, it’s a great time.

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PizzaDecorations 5 points ago +5 / -0

If I wasn't working, I would be considering this. Good luck everyone!

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HeavenlyTrumpets 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can we be like Bernie's campaign and enlist people from all over the globe to make calls for for our state elections?

(Just kidding, but they did do that. Really scummy.)

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King6of6the6retards 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, I went to mogop.org and checked their calendar to see if this was a thing. Nothing listed. I guess I'll shoot a couple emails to those folks, see what this is.

I assume this is a good thing to sticky, but pass some summary info while you're at it.

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King6of6the6retards 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I had facebook I'd check see what Missouri Young Republicans are all about there. Their web page has fuck-all for info , must be their MO. Badum tiss

I am Texas, I just happen to love Missouri from my time in the corps. Gonna waste all the time I might spend helping out, figuring out how

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King6of6the6retards 2 points ago +2 / -0

I sent an email. Are you a robot? Cuz if you're a robot you gotta tell me. It's in the geneva convention.

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Pray4USA 1 point ago +1 / -0

God Bless you guys! May you prevail! 🙏🙏🙏

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