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FuckCommies 129 points ago +132 / -3

Michigan. Fucking do it. We need it.

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GitmObama 62 points ago +63 / -1

Those nazi hoes aren't going to open Michigan up. I think the AG runs this state.

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Ithrowawaay 50 points ago +51 / -1

She’s buckling. Bars and restaurants in northern mi/UP open at midnight tonight. If I didn't have to work tomorrow I’d be at the bar tonight!

Only a matter of time until rest of the state kicks this bullshit to the curb.

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txladyvoter 22 points ago +24 / -2

I'm happy that you have a job that you have to do tomorrow. Enjoy the pleasure of work and the fruits of your labor! Take pride in yourself!

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Ithrowawaay 9 points ago +10 / -1

See!? Stealing those hearts...

Thank you!

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Chalupamancer 7 points ago +8 / -1

Ehhhh if you live in SE Michigan its about an 8 hr drive to Marquette.

Michigan only seems small because we forget we're a state that's perpetually folded in on itself.

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anon572759 13 points ago +13 / -0

Bitch is having cops educate hair dressers while the fucking dams break. Surprised they haven't done an Athens Recall on her yet.

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

They should

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Furby4537568 13 points ago +14 / -1

Yet my husband is forced to wear a mask starting tomorrow, despite being up in the UP. Up until now? No mask unless you wanted to wear one.

Because they're at the whim of what the government decides (and its fucking bullshit.)

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Mythologick 12 points ago +14 / -2

He ain’t forced to do shit. My job which requires taking shit to stores and putting it on the shelves “requires” me to wear a mask in the store.

I haven’t. And the employees nor the customers have said a damn word to me about it.

I’m in the most based state in the nation though, so I’m jaded probably. If everyone did what i do tomorrow this shit would be over yesterday.

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TheThreeSeashells 8 points ago +8 / -0

If everyone did what i do tomorrow this shit would be over yesterday.

This exactly. I haven't worn one since this crap started for just this reason. The more people who wear masks and the longer they continue signalling compliance to government overlords by wearing them, the longer not only the mask crap will continue but it will encourage them to mandate other tyrannical rules as well.

I'm with you...if we all ditch the masks, the quicker we get things back to the way they're supposed to be. If the Karens don't like it they can stay home.and shut up.

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FragrantDude 6 points ago +7 / -1

I'm not in a based state. Opposite actually; it was one of only 2 states in the entire country that went 100% counties for Killary in 2016, and no one says anything to me, even though our governor makes them all put signs up saying no one admitted without a mask by law. Ooooh, scary.

"WE THE PEOPLE", not the public servants who were elected by WE THE PEOPLE. We make the rules, not them.

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Furby4537568 2 points ago +2 / -0

Government contractors/sub-contractors are forced to as per the new orders.

Spez: He also has a snitch in the office.

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HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Minneapolis mayor just made it a law that we have to wear a mask indoors in Minneapolis. Needless to say, I will avoid that cesspool even more than normal.

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Furby4537568 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, it's up here its a 1k/day fine per day and per person of non-compliance. Fucking ridiculous, especially because my husband works at a small local business providing USA made products to the marine industry.

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UpTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's nice. I'm hearing in CA we'll be needing to wear masks through October at least

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A1waysLurk1ing 8 points ago +8 / -0

ACCUSE YOUR ENEMY OF WHAT YOU ARE GUILTY TO SOW CONFUSION - KARL FUCKING MARX

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TheThreeSeashells 6 points ago +6 / -0

Im convinced they dont even know what a facist is.

Their definition would be: Someone who disagrees with them.

Don't forget how the Left has been pushing for civilians to squeal on others who fail to comply with their orders. Doesn't get much more fascist than that.

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Ithrowawaay 6 points ago +6 / -0

Anyone they disagree with.

9th circle of clown world. But wait, there’s more!

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dubler6 5 points ago +5 / -0

That is going to be awesome.

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 5 points ago +5 / -0

Some based mayor in the deepest most red Michigan county should book a venue now. Imagine how many would show! It'll be a pilgrimage.. and I could hear the REEEEEEs already. Please do this GEOTUS

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Shitlordstarklefevre 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol he just condemned your state to lockdown until November. Whitney’s not gonna let this happen willingly

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MAGAguitar 61 points ago +61 / -0

Florida...Florida...Florida!!!

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PianoPede 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yes!

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Cyer6 9 points ago +9 / -0

Texas, Texas, Texas!!

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FlusteredPeach2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Georgia! Georgia! Georgia!

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Kanxo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Calif... ah, fuck.

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DonnieT 3 points ago +3 / -0

:( we may never have another Trump rally. I knew I should have gone in 2016.

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txladyvoter 46 points ago +46 / -0

Well when the rally is announced you sign up. No charge. Then show up a day or two before (the 1st one will be manic) sleep outside or whatever in line & you get in.

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txladyvoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

You register on line when the rally is announced. donaldjtrump.com go to events.

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/?utm_medium=web&utm_source=djt_web&utm_content=main_menu

Click on Get Tickets and fill out the information.

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theeyeshaveit 2 points ago +2 / -0

You don't need to show a ticket to get in, but Trump is asking for our info, so do it. Respect.

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txladyvoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think back in September 2015 they were scanned as we went in, but that was one of the first rallies and I could be misremembering (like Joe Biden on everything).

It is true that tickets do not reserve you a seat. But you will have a printed keepsake and I would take them with.

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NormaJeanRocks 7 points ago +7 / -0

Same, more pumped now than ever. 1st one will be fucking EPIC

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alfredbester 6 points ago +6 / -0

Imagine a free event with 50,000 really polite and nice people and no Leftists. You have to go. I went to the one in Austin right before the election and my only regret is not taking my son because nobody really knew if there would be violence after BLM disrupted the Chicago rally.

It's like getting a chance to see Charlemagne or Churchill.

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farfiman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Come early. Very.

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GitmObama 22 points ago +22 / -0

Florida probably.

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txladyvoter 9 points ago +9 / -0

GEOTUS is a CITIZEN OF FLORIDA now!

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txladyvoter 5 points ago +5 / -0

You're in the right place at the right time to be a Florida man!

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greginald_mcdicken 10 points ago +10 / -0

Florida has already offered to host sporting events for teams from other states. I think you're spot on.

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Liberty_Prime 20 points ago +21 / -1

wait...has anyone seen a picture of Trump wearing a mask?

You know why he won't, right?

The image will be abused.

He understands marketing and memes!

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txladyvoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

He'd put it on backwards.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does Biden ever leave his basement safe space?

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TheThreeSeashells 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also why the fuck do we not see a photo of biden wearing a mask?

That's only for going out in public. Ruth Bader Ginsberg has been out of the house more than Biden in the last three months.

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Joshy 8 points ago +9 / -1

TMZ has it. He looks good. Sometimes you have to wear one. We aren’t wearing them but had to in order for my kid to go to the dentist today. Don’t agree with it but you have to pick and choose your battles

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Peashout 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice! Good that your dentist is open. My appointment got canceled and who knows when they will be open again here.

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txladyvoter 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yeah, it could be a 'doctored' photo.

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pmurTJdlanoD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Will be curious where this image/story goes.

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findthewarmspot 3 points ago +3 / -0

He wore one today.

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Liberty_Prime 2 points ago +3 / -1

And they're using it.

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1776-or-1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good thinking, you and DJT

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unmaskedpanda 19 points ago +19 / -0

Florida... can you imagine the shit talk that DeSantis has ready for that event?

DeSantis: We’re here today because I didn’t send sick people to kill Granny in her nursing home like they did in New York.

No offense Donald...

Trump: why do you think I moved?

:Elbow bumps: :Laughs in Republican:

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greginald_mcdicken 4 points ago +4 / -0

Perfect

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txladyvoter 11 points ago +11 / -0

Much as I want GEOTUS to come to Texas he needs to go to the swingingest swing states. Force open CA and really red pill the whole state in one night! Gold is his fave color you know!

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kirovri 2 points ago +2 / -0

swingingest swing states
california

Does not compute.

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txladyvoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think California is swinging red right now, even as we speak.

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MAGAKAG2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

Come on Ohio!!

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IamM 9 points ago +9 / -0

New York/California probably dead last then, as the former is too busy killing old people and the latter is too busy going into debt paying criminals.

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husker91 8 points ago +9 / -1

My backyard is open and ready for business!!

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HeavyVetting 3 points ago +3 / -0

Unless you've got a nice bit of land, we're not holding a Biden rally here.

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TheThreeSeashells 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, he did say backyard...not basement.

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PianoPede 8 points ago +8 / -0

FLORIDA!

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KuzoKevin 8 points ago +8 / -0

The Biden rallies will be awesome. A half dozen people hanging at his dining room table while he screams "Hey man" from the basement.

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joliefaire 7 points ago +7 / -0

West Virginia, boss! Come see us again--we'll pack the house!

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bubadmt 7 points ago +7 / -0

Heads will EXPLODE.

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MsQleo 2 points ago +2 / -0

That, i can tell you.

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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everybody knows it, believe me. The President of GYNA called me and said , "SIR, how are you making all these heads explode?!" And they're big heads too-- we have heads so big, Abrams size heads, who by the way is morbidly obese but you all-- the fake news media doesn't like to report on it, but the heads exploding, people have never seen anything like that before, and sometimes it's more than heads too, you might have heads, limbs, probably even stomachs, but we'll see what happens.

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Thehumancentipede 7 points ago +7 / -0

FLORIda

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unicornpoop 3 points ago +3 / -0

The penis state.

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flashersenpai 1 point ago +1 / -0

i can't believe i laughed at this

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zebfross 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mfw I live in Seattle, lol

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txladyvoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oregon for Alek Skarlata!

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demontwig 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was so stoked that he ran. Hope he wins.

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HeavyVetting 1 point ago +1 / -0

They had one in Spokane, I might make the drive next time...

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Rugar22 2 points ago +2 / -0

You guys got Bristol Motor Speedway! Let's push for it!

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Joshy 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m going. I will travel a reasonable distance to the first one

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MsQleo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reasonable as in the entire circumference of the USA I hope?

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RunningBuffalo 5 points ago +5 / -0

I nominate the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. It's huge, outdoors, and within a day's drive of pretty much everything east of the Mississippi. Could Trump sell 250,000 seats? If it was the first rally back and he hyped the hell out of it I bet he could.

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Rugar22 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol thinking big, I already suggested Bristol.

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Rugar22 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bristol Motor Speedway in Tennessee. Let's make it a huge one to scare the Dems.

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MsQleo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Loo right next door to the cucks

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Austin62Halo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oklahoma is pretty open

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txladyvoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oklahoma knows how to vote in election years! All your counties went OU RED!!! (No offense to Oklahoma State!)

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Austin62Halo 2 points ago +2 / -0

We know how to vote and the state has been pretty loyal to trump so why not. It’s been years sense he was here.

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FooLyCooLie 4 points ago +5 / -1

Dammit. My state'll be last at that rate.

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txladyvoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

You must be in New Jersey. If so, you have my empathy.

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FooLyCooLie 2 points ago +3 / -1

I wish that I could say that I'm fortunate that I don't live in New Jersey.

Commiefornia.

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txladyvoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

All is not lost. Remember that California was the launch pad for Ronald Reagan. And just this past week we all celebrated Katie's demrat position become GOP!

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wilstjb 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey, Tulare Co. is opening up.

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TheThreeSeashells 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know things are bad in New Jersey when California's the more attractive option.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

That, pedes, is a challenge.

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Marble68 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dear President Trump - Texas Motor Speedway might be an awesome place - Hell - ANY NASCAR venue.

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SwampDrain-0 3 points ago +3 / -0

I will see you all in SOUTH DAKOTA !! I will enjoy the 18 hour drive, too.

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wilstjb 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tulare County, CA

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txladyvoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm torn between Florida and Michigan!

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Jsmitty112 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Dems worst nightmare!

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txladyvoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have rallied! It is a life changing event let me tell you! I wish all who can MAGA in person to move heaven and earth to do it. Beyond awesome.

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Songofsixpence 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd say Utah since we are doing good, unfortunately our leadership is still retarded.

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txladyvoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't invite Pierre Rino.

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Songofsixpence 1 point ago +1 / -0

No way he can stay home or on the roof of his car to keep the dog company.

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txladyvoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

That would be a helluva dented roofline wouldn't it?

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2WOMP_BRICKLAYER 3 points ago +3 / -0

This guarantees dem states will stay closed until November lol

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Thedon2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Utah!!!!

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Chalwa222 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump needs to do the next rally in a football stadium. Fill that shit up will keeping in line with the "6-foot" social distance bullshit the media will hit him with. He will be able to claim he filled up an entire stadium and there is nothing the media cucks can say to dispute it.

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TheThreeSeashells 1 point ago +1 / -0

Screw the "6-foot social distancing" crap. Especially in an outdoor stadium. Make that the moment to signal to the country that it's now time to start going back to doing things the way we've always done them.

I understand what you're saying about the "optics." They played that card when Georgia and Florida started re-opening and it failed miserably. GEOTUS is a leader and I can't think of a better way to lead the country back to reality. The media will whine but the country will ignore them and follow GEOTUS' example. Not to mention it would be a massive red pill.

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k614 2 points ago +2 / -0

First Stop: Alaska !

(Aren't they the only state fully open or soon to be)?

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txladyvoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make Murkowski really uncomfortable!

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MsQleo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Invite russia for a fly by of their aerospace border and make her really uncomfortable

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txladyvoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

No more Open Skies Treaty for Trump!

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BestTimeToBAlive 2 points ago +2 / -0

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAA

come!! We love you! ❤️

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Joeyc1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Atlanta please

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thisguy883 2 points ago +2 / -0

How much do you wanna bet that the media will report a "massive outbreak" of COVID because of a Trump rally?

I guarantee it will be some shills pretending to be Trump supporters who "Got sick at the rally" just to cause fear again.

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OldHickorysFlintlock 2 points ago +2 / -0

DO IT

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NYCforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes!!!! It will never be near me but I watch them all online!!!

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GeneralTsoTofu 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is incentive for scumbag Dem govs to not open their states.

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txladyvoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or incentive for the protests to keep forcing the doors open everywhere!

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Jermzdee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Georgia..we started the opening up process that everyone else will follow.

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youknowthething 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just purchased a one way to Florida for $117 bucks

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findthewarmspot 1 point ago +1 / -0

No one is even noticing that Colorado is the most open state right now. That fucking democratic governor is getting off scot free and really really wants Space Force located in his state.

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txladyvoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

I really want Space Force to be located in any other state. Do not reward CO for their stupid law allowing that bakery owner to be sued and sued for not baking cakes that go against his religious beliefs.

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MatthewUSA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Come on down to NC, I am tired of this.

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huang7776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Black facemask with Presidential Seal... very classy!

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schnazzmizzle 1 point ago +1 / -0

AMEN!! Jacksonville!

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Eluetheria 1 point ago +1 / -0

I kinda want him to come to Anchorage, Alaska... I don't think he ever did for a rally here.