If you aren’t eating watermelon and fried chicken while sitting in your section 8 rental, you ain’t black. If you know your daddy and he isn’t in jail, you ain’t black. If you can speak English better than Ebonics because you graduated college, you ain’t black. If your career prospects aren’t slinging crack or professional sports, you ain’t black.
Democratic plantation owners:
If you aren’t eating watermelon and fried chicken while sitting in your section 8 rental, you ain’t black. If you know your daddy and he isn’t in jail, you ain’t black. If you can speak English better than Ebonics because you graduated college, you ain’t black. If your career prospects aren’t slinging crack or professional sports, you ain’t black.
If you buy only one present on Father's Day, you ain't black.