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DarkestBeforeTheDon 68 points ago +68 / -0

CHURCHES ARE ESSENTIAL

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ProphetOfKek 47 points ago +47 / -0

Clown world: where churches and barbershops aren’t essential, but gay swingers’ clubs are.

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ColoradoTrumper45 15 points ago +15 / -0

Aren't the explicit protections of the first amendment meant to ensure the public an unending access to debauchery and filth?

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Fuck_commies_2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

You sound like a BIGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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3Always3Victorious3 5 points ago +5 / -0

You mean perverts world.

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ProphetOfKek 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tim Kaine type clowns.

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CQVFEFE 4 points ago +4 / -0

And liquor stores.

Liquor is essential? What's the gag? "I'm addicted. It's essential that I get this"?

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ProphetOfKek 5 points ago +5 / -0

That way I can be quarantined with my alcoholic abuser!

In my area of clown world, the hobos were sitting on the grass in front of the shelters ordering beer and wine and having it delivered. Honkity honk honk honk.

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realJohnBarron 10 points ago +10 / -0

Is that the scuttlebutt? Big if true

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DarkestBeforeTheDon 14 points ago +14 / -0

New CDC guidance to reopen churches

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hollow_fang 17 points ago +17 / -0

Fuck the CDC and their guidelines. I did not elect them to tell me how to conduct my life.

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realJohnBarron 9 points ago +9 / -0

Excellent. We must preserve our rights

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stepping_razor123 15 points ago +15 / -0

I would prefer the CDC had NO authority over Churches. CDC are a bunch of useless partisan hacks who are doing their utmost to destroy the country.

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PatrickSebast 6 points ago +6 / -0

They don't have authority over Churches. That is why they published guidance and not "rules".

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sustainable_saltmine 43 points ago +43 / -0

Sorry Birx,

  • NOT maintaining 6ft distance. If it happens, it happens but I'm not avoiding people like the plague
  • NOT wearing a mask.
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JackBurton 27 points ago +27 / -0

My fiance's aunt hugged me a few weeks ago and it was the first time since Feb that I've touched another person other than my fiancee. Weird.

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sustainable_saltmine 18 points ago +18 / -0

yup my MIL works at a grocery store. Hug her whenever I'm over. She wears a mask at work, they have to do temp checks when they come in, all that. I'm not afraid of this virus.

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pizzzzaaaa 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can't wait until this is all over so we can touch your fiance again.

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pmurTJdlanoD 7 points ago +7 / -0

Are you dead now from Covid?

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stjdalen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Great, which state?

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Tardigrade 6 points ago +6 / -0

Probably Guam, those daredevils.

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7_17_24 4 points ago +4 / -0

Didn’t Guam tip over?

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1776-or-1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guam is like a icecube, tipping all over the place in,the water

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CQVFEFE 5 points ago +5 / -0

NOT maintaining 6ft distance. If it happens, it happens but I'm not avoiding people like the plague

Esp. since the WHO's OWN FUCKING GUIDELINES say 1 meter.

Wonder why these sinister fucks DOUBLED it??? Hmmmm....more distance = more fear = more economic loss for restaurants & other biz....yay! Democrats dream

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CQVFEFE 7 points ago +7 / -0

Chanel once again tees it up for Kayleigh to knock it out of the park.

Did she ever...holy sweet mother of fuck, that blistering slide show at the end

There's clearly a new sheriff in town. When I noticed she had them quietly raising their hand and waiting to be called on in the Rose Garden, instead of barking like trained seals at feeding time, I about fell over.

Hey, how many of you "journalists" ever asked the last admin about all the spying and the unmasking? RAISE YOUR HANDS. Oh wow, none?

Well here's your assignment for over the weekend, children—now run along

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findthewarmspot 16 points ago +16 / -0

Best question ever!

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LovingAmerica 30 points ago +30 / -0

Here’s an idea: if YOU don’t think it’s safe, YOU STAY THE FUCK HOME!

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sustainable_saltmine 10 points ago +10 / -0

This exactly! If you're too scared to go outside without a blankey on your face, then don't. We aren't forcing you. If you want to be a shut-in go right ahead. have fun with your 30 cats. The rest of us have had enough being home, stuck watching reruns on TV and not being able to live life. We don't want a government check, we want our paycheck from our employers.

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TrumpSavedWesternCiv 29 points ago +29 / -0

Holy shit, she is decimating the media today. Bringing out fucking slides of questions to ask Obama

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thedaynos 6 points ago +6 / -0

amazing!

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LovingAmerica 28 points ago +28 / -0

“You can go to the beach.” Oh, can I? Thank you for the permission to live my fucking life. This bitch.

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NormaJeanRocks 9 points ago +10 / -1

That was bad ass

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KeyboardWarrior 8 points ago +8 / -0

Glorious

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clampie 11 points ago +11 / -0

It wasn't hesitation. It was emphasis!

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HeavyVetting 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Trump forces mosques to open, clearly trying to get muslims killed in yet another racist move" - CNN

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fcdru 3 points ago +3 / -0

Islam is wrong about basically everything.

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k614 11 points ago +11 / -0

But, some incompetent government staffer with an inflated salary made them.

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covfefe-time 25 points ago +25 / -0

This is a blatant attack on Christians and worship in general, along with an outright attack on small business and ordinary Americans.

These are the Enemies of the People, right in front of us.

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findthewarmspot 24 points ago +24 / -0

Visual learners getting slides!

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Dueler312 23 points ago +23 / -0

WOW! Kayleigh is showing the questions the MSM should be asking.

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coupgardener 21 points ago +21 / -0

Ahahahah I fucking love Mrs. McEnany. She literally broke out an 8th grade style powerpoint presentation to TEACH these journalists how to do their jobs.

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DX5_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is why she's so great. She's not allowing the press to dictate the direction and content of the press briefing. Sure, she can answer their loaded questions until she's blue in the face, but past secretaries showed that to be futile. So instead she changed the rules and flipped these press conferences on their ass with her own questions and her own presentations.

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BennyHill_Is_King 20 points ago +20 / -0

No mask Chanel

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Marble68 20 points ago +20 / -0

Fucking genius. Absolutely fucking genius.

"I'm going to do something" Press, wanting to distract from Biden's "you ain't black" comment, goes live. Boom - <statement + mic drop> then Boom - DIRECTLY COVID good news, which press doesn't want to talk about. If media cuts away, people are going to be like WTF?

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duallyford 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Art Of The Deal

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Sigma 19 points ago +19 / -0

“Under what authority can he override the governors...?”

Answer: The United States Constitution, bitch! POTUS is charged with defending it.

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McFatty7 18 points ago +18 / -0

Fake News: "I'm dying to go back to church."

Big. Fucking. Doubt.

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420MAGA 17 points ago +17 / -0

Why does Fox tune out the second Kayleigh takes the stage? She's too effective so the presstitutes don't allow their viewiers to watch

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dakin116 13 points ago +13 / -0

Fox aren't our friends, with the exception of a very select few

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congruent 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fox is progressive/leftlist just like them all.

And that's why Fox NEWS is controlled opposition.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd say there are more good than bad on fox, but the brass there sucks.

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GrayGhost 3 points ago +3 / -0

Disney bought Fox, what more do we need to know?

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Peashout 1 point ago +1 / -0

So china bought Fox.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're jealous that their news hotties aren't anywhere near that kind of scale.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Emily Campagno, she was a Raiders cheerleader. They used to have a former Miss America, Gretchen Carlson, but they got too handsy with her, plus she's old now.

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dakin116 3 points ago +3 / -0

Emily is just stunning

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brilliant too, she has it all.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait - Gretchen Carlson any relation (blood or marriage) to Tucker Carlson?

(dumb question, but I had to ask)

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xmetalgod 16 points ago +16 / -0

She gave the fake news homework, schooled!

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McFatty7 10 points ago +10 / -0

Treating them like the children they are.

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RedditRefugee 15 points ago +15 / -0

NO PARDON FOR OBAMA

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 2 points ago +3 / -1

It's inevitable, for the good of the country it has to be done. You can't have administrations arresting previous administrations.

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Analog1221 15 points ago +15 / -0

Tee it up Chanel!

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ShoddySubstance 15 points ago +15 / -0

Holy fuck, bringing the spice today!

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Dueler312 15 points ago +15 / -0

Wasn't that study disproven, and got shown on that the other day? Birx missed that memo there.

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Somniac 11 points ago +11 / -0

And she's still going on about surface contamination even though the CDC just said the Chinese Wuhan Virus does not easily spread via surfaces.

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Wrexxis780 2 points ago +2 / -0

The study that wasn't a real study.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 15 points ago +15 / -0

If the hospitalizations have been going down for the past month, how come we haven't been open for three weeks already?

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Kaboola 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lay people don't focus on hospitalizations, only number of infected and deaths. It goes over people's heads you can have the disease and not feel sick.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those numbers are down too!

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BronxPatriot 15 points ago +15 / -0

She just threw a grenade in that room and walked out joker style.

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pray_for_kekistan 8 points ago +8 / -0

quickest way to the truth on the internet and white house press corps is to say the wrong answer

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g0rdy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Used this tactic often at work, pose a vague wrong answer and watch the techies trip over each other... straight up asking the question crickets..

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JetJocky 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL, I heard that. He wasn't "unmasked" on the Kysliak transcript, they just disclosed it illegally to the press. But he WAS unmasked 39 other times in the last 2 months. Oooops reporter goon.

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iactuallylovetrump 13 points ago +13 / -0

HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE!

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ontothefuture 13 points ago +13 / -0

Wow, she even gave them their homework for the weekend.

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PalmerEldritch 13 points ago +13 / -0

Wow Wow Wow!

She just murdered those chumps by asking those questions!!! Obama Admin exposed!

They still do not know what to do about Kayleigh and her Folder of Doom haha!

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JetJocky 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL @ Folder of Doom, I love it. I'm officially stealing it now.

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DemsFuckKids 12 points ago +12 / -0

we're so lucky to have such a chad at the helm

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masshole3 12 points ago +12 / -0

WOW!

So which governors are on notice right now ?

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McFatty7 7 points ago +7 / -0

All the Blue Governors.

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HeavyVetting 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Trump singles out democrat governors by addressing all governors" - CNN

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masshole3 1 point ago +1 / -0

All of them for sure ?

Are ALL States with RAT Governors not allowing people to go to church??

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Oregon governor dodged that bullet to an extent, since re-opening includes churches firstmost (but has that stupid "social distancing" requirement. I swear if I hear that phrase one more time...)

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Tylerlc22 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can you fill me in, i missed it. Though they have said governors will be on notice a few times now. I need to see action. I need to see my governor whipped

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ColoradoTrumper45 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pretty much the Democrat ones.

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MagaCountry 2 points ago +2 / -0

cuck ones

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Kekistani 12 points ago +12 / -0

I almost feel bad for the media. She's not trapped there with them; they're trapped with her.

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CrossfireBoomerang 1 point ago +1 / -0

There’s a Rorschach meme in here somewhere....

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RustyJShackleford 12 points ago +12 / -0

Wow. Just caught the end. She pretty much doused them all with gasoline, lit a match, and calmly left the room. Fantastic job.

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sunnyingreenfield 12 points ago +12 / -0

“Just in case you are visual learners”

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Somniac 12 points ago +12 / -0

I wish Kayleigh would just respond: "When states keep churches shutdown but allow gay sex clubs to open, then there is a problem."

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CQVFEFE 4 points ago +4 / -0

I just wish Kayleigh would just respond: "When states keep churches shutdown but allow gay sex clubs MOSQUES to open, then there is a problem."

ftfy :)

Because people who go to gay sex clubs (a) are ultra miniscule in number, (b) actually love their fellow man, (c) don't fling gays off tall buildings, and (d) don't want to explode normal everyday people including gays for not believing EVERYONE must attend gay sex clubs

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Yucky 2 points ago +2 / -0

Homosexuals recently got a charity expelled from a certain area, which was providing help to those in need. It was called Samaritan's Purse, and their reason for expulsion was that they were Christian. So homosexuals do indeed want to expel anyone who doesn't follow their depraved religion.

It's just between two consenting adults, they told us.

If only.

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

If that happened the people who did that massively suck (in more ways than one) but your conclusion "So homosexuals do indeed want to expel anyone who doesn't follow their depraved religion" seems not to follow naturally from your given example; meaning homosexual individuals, in general, IMO would not support the described action or illegal physical expulsion of heterosexuals or Christians. There's no way to prove that one way or the other that I know of, but anyway.

Also I was speaking in a general sense. So I stand by the statement that, in general, most (over half) of gay sex club attendees do not want to explode the bodies of normal everyday people including gays for not believing EVERYONE must attend gay sex clubs.

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45semiautosp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, exactly.

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VelvetFoot 12 points ago +12 / -0

Ric Grenell is now the interim head of the FBI.

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NotProgCensored 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doing Gods work

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Dueler312 12 points ago +12 / -0

Glad Trump is getting places of worship made as essential places!

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AbrahamLincoln 11 points ago +11 / -0

Holy shit their screaming questions were stupider than expected.

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Dueler312 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh boy. The MSM on trying to push on HCQ again. smh

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JetJocky 11 points ago +11 / -0

KAYLEIGH SLAYS THE REPORTER BEASTS AND DROPS MIC, HAHAHAHA. I'M IN LOVE.

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RedditRefugee 11 points ago +11 / -0

Barry just got wrecked.

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Dueler312 11 points ago +11 / -0

Wow! Kayleigh ended that like she was a whiplash there!

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