Someone needs to mail her a children's pop up book she can read at the next presser.
"Last week I sent you home with a very simple mission: do your homework on this unconstitutional violation. Something in my speech was clearly missing, since even put bluntly it still avoided your attention. Rather than believe you're all a bunch of sleazy crooks, I'd rather hope you're all just retarded: hence this pop up book.
[A picture of the entire media sitting before Kayleigh with dunce caps on. Pulling the tab causes their face masks to come on and off.]
Why was Obama spying without any reason? Some call that malfeasance, some call that treason. Yet you cucks in the media says nothing, nothing at all! That's because none of you have any balls. You sold out your profession and discarded your principles, to get CNN's insider spooks to give you White House credentials.
[A picture of Obama with binoculars in one hand and a dagger in the other. Pulling the tab causes him to raise the binoculars to his eyes and drive the dagger downwards menacingly, while outside the press is gathered cheering, synchronized to turn their heads and whistle when the tab is pulled.]
So that's said and done, I'm ending these classes. Your assignment today and forever: get off your lazy asses. Oh! And to those watching at home crying merciless abuse, to dare endanger the egos of those peddling fake news? The era of passively laying on our back, willingly taking your shit and your smack? No longer the case, we're on the attack. Now someone get up here and lick my sweaty nutsack."
[Gathering of Karens alternatively fainting or covering their mouths in horror when the tab is pulled and Kayleigh's mouth opens, while one MAGA pede in the back just smirks every time.]
https://youtu.be/sOIZNbdiz50?t=5279
This is great. I think next time she will come out with pop up animation of what happened... that's more the media's speed
That'd be phenomenal
Someone needs to mail her a children's pop up book she can read at the next presser.
"Last week I sent you home with a very simple mission: do your homework on this unconstitutional violation. Something in my speech was clearly missing, since even put bluntly it still avoided your attention. Rather than believe you're all a bunch of sleazy crooks, I'd rather hope you're all just retarded: hence this pop up book.
[A picture of the entire media sitting before Kayleigh with dunce caps on. Pulling the tab causes their face masks to come on and off.]
Why was Obama spying without any reason? Some call that malfeasance, some call that treason. Yet you cucks in the media says nothing, nothing at all! That's because none of you have any balls. You sold out your profession and discarded your principles, to get CNN's insider spooks to give you White House credentials.
[A picture of Obama with binoculars in one hand and a dagger in the other. Pulling the tab causes him to raise the binoculars to his eyes and drive the dagger downwards menacingly, while outside the press is gathered cheering, synchronized to turn their heads and whistle when the tab is pulled.]
So that's said and done, I'm ending these classes. Your assignment today and forever: get off your lazy asses. Oh! And to those watching at home crying merciless abuse, to dare endanger the egos of those peddling fake news? The era of passively laying on our back, willingly taking your shit and your smack? No longer the case, we're on the attack. Now someone get up here and lick my sweaty nutsack."
[Gathering of Karens alternatively fainting or covering their mouths in horror when the tab is pulled and Kayleigh's mouth opens, while one MAGA pede in the back just smirks every time.]
slow clap