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Machine Gun Kayleigh (media.patriots.win) STABLE GENIUS
posted ago by sesquipedalienator +3032 / -0
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Smdlegend 107 points ago +108 / -1

My sides...

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Sigma 85 points ago +86 / -1

My slides!

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Wyndthough 37 points ago +37 / -0

My slides! My slides! I can't do any real journaling without my slides!

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sesquipedalienator [S] 33 points ago +33 / -0

Landslide!

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Kekistani_Preacher 12 points ago +12 / -0

Side of Beef.

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MaddieKaddison 10 points ago +10 / -0

Slide of beef.

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Basedkekistani2020 45 points ago +46 / -1

Memorial Day weekend.

NO BRAKES

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sesquipedalienator [S] 31 points ago +31 / -0

Come up to the chalkboard, Billy. Hold out your hands. WHAP! I'm glad you asked that question, Billy! WHAP! I'm glad you asked that question. WHAP!

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DittoHead 15 points ago +15 / -0

WHAP! Do your job and bring Susan Rice up in the correct context next time!

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CorrectTheReeeecord 68 points ago +69 / -1

Remember, it is cover up through OMISSION. If there are NO articles written about something, then it is just a "conspiracy theory"

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 43 points ago +43 / -0

If a tree falls in the forest and CNN doesn’t report it, did it make a sound?

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DittoHead 18 points ago +18 / -0

Evan, can we get a fact check?

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ExterminatusTerra 11 points ago +11 / -0

Fact Check: Mostly true. It was not the most racist, hateful, privileged thing written all day. It was, however, the most racist, hateful, privileged thing that BathouseBarry claimed to have read to that point.

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Pepeinfinite 13 points ago +13 / -0

Only fredo can know for sure, it’s different for him being media.

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OliverWillis 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nope of course not 😆

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Staatssicherheit 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's a conspiracy theory when you can't provide actual motivations for the conspiratorial acts other than the reasons you would find in a bad movie villain.

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Blacktaxi2d 44 points ago +45 / -1

Kayleigh is bae

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DemsH8America 4 points ago +4 / -0

Amen!

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sesquipedalienator [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kayleigh is base

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Kaiheitai 32 points ago +32 / -0

"I'm glad you asked that question."

.... They hear it in their nightmares

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Memebomber 32 points ago +33 / -1

I have not enough upvotes to give. If only I was a liberal my dead relatives could upvote too

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ThinkOnThis 30 points ago +30 / -0

Machine Gun Keyleigh might be the best nickname ever.

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Dashmoomoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Agreed.

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SJBHamilton 3 points ago +3 / -0

NEEDS TO BE A FLAIR

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bellcurvestrikesback 22 points ago +22 / -0

9/10

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McFatty7 16 points ago +16 / -0

CNN: Kayleigh & Chanel collude to force media to report things they don't want to

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Tellsyouhow 11 points ago +11 / -0

Proper laugh from this one! Thanks for your efforts in the meme war

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sesquipedalienator [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is the first time I've truly felt like a Keyboard Warrior. lol.

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sesquipedalienator [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek

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ChelseaHubbell 10 points ago +10 / -0

The real MGK

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slrpnls 9 points ago +9 / -0

I don't know why the press don't love her. I thought cucks were into humiliation porn.

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ProphetOfKek 9 points ago +9 / -0

Does that reporter xir have a front hole or a front pole?

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rx1994z 9 points ago +9 / -0

God bless this national treasure

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Bratts99 9 points ago +9 / -0

What a fantastic representative of the White House. You missing Sarah yet MSM?

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Shrillary 8 points ago +8 / -0

Say it with me folks! Machine Gun Kayleigh!

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TJac 6 points ago +7 / -1

Kayleigh=I'm glad you asked that question:Reporter=AW SHIT>>>>>>BOOM !!

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HistoryInvestigator 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wait, reporters are libertarian/anarcho-capitalists?

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ServerTowerofBabel 5 points ago +5 / -0

Need to change that tie to red and yellow!

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Couchbeer69 5 points ago +5 / -0

What did the "reporter" say to her that prompted the presentation of the prepared slideshow?

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MatthewUSA 5 points ago +5 / -0

xD Now thats epic

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cbonez416 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hahah she scares them. They are scum. Trying to avoid the question. What pieces of shit. At least OAN backed her up!!

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Kekistani_Preacher 4 points ago +4 / -0

She Is Our Spirit Animal!

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NocturnalPatrol 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sharp as a razor, doesn't miss a beat, and a babe. Total package.

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Dialectic 4 points ago +4 / -0

I approve this message

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sesquipedalienator [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

User name checks out.

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jkatzz 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would love some context for these memes at times. I'm ok with revealing my ignorance... A meme should include a source video in my opinion. But loved the meme

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VetforTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Besides being attractive, she is super attractive when she hammers them. I'm glad you asked.

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OldsmobileRocket 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why is the zoomer an AnCap?

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biorito 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably because the meme maker just cut and pasted something without having a clue what it was originally.

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independentbystander 3 points ago +3 / -0

<3 <3 <3

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SJBHamilton 3 points ago +3 / -0

BRILLIANT

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OwnaLib87 2 points ago +2 / -0

This site is becoming more powerful. I can feel it.

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MrBabySpam 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nooooooooooooooo