My theory is that they have small dicks snd since asian women are small, their dicks look huge in all orifices as well as the hand (notice I didn't say hands).
Yes, there was a stretch of time there from like 2008-2014 where Zuckerberg routinely embarrassed his country by groveling at the feet of China. All in a futile effort to convince them to let him run his website in their country. As if there was ever any possibility of that ever happening without heavy censorship and oversight.
EDIT: some downvoter Chy-na troll, seems to think Xi wouldn't so openly claim his own child. I must've insulted ChiComm-ness with my lite-hearted little barb...
Whinnie
Oh. Cuckerberg is married to a Chinese person? That might explain a few things
No doubt she's a robotics engineer assigned to prevent malfunctions.
kek
Like Geordi LaForge.
A few years ago on the research boards there was a lot of interesting links between her and the Chinese intelligence services popping up.
On Chinese site, Fuk mi.com
Of course he married an Asian gal. They're the only ones with the math skills required to count all his money.
Chicoms hooked that loser up with a honeypot, and by now they have top level access to the communications and associations of most of our country.
Would not surprise me.
How did Zuck even get that question out with Xi's dick stuffing his mouth?
Why are so many billionaires married to or in relationships with ugly chicks? Did they all lose a bet?
to be fair, i don't think this one is ugly at all, but that might be my yellow fever speaking.
She's not conventionally attractive. A billionaire- even one as fucking awkward as Zuckerberg, should be able to better than a Scranton 5.
Could be mistaken, but I’m pretty sure she’s from before he got rich
It’s honestly probably the only respectable thing about him sticking with his girl through the fame and fortune
Yeah according to what I searched, they met in 2003 at a school party.
My theory is that they have small dicks snd since asian women are small, their dicks look huge in all orifices as well as the hand (notice I didn't say hands).
Big mike? "Melinda"? Whatever Schumer's thing is (that thing might be Asian)
its what the algorithm said to do. any deviation would result in "error, error" and smoke would start shooting out.
Yes, there was a stretch of time there from like 2008-2014 where Zuckerberg routinely embarrassed his country by groveling at the feet of China. All in a futile effort to convince them to let him run his website in their country. As if there was ever any possibility of that ever happening without heavy censorship and oversight.
His charity is Chan Zuckerberg foundation too. Not as cucked as taking your wife's name but close enough.
should have gone with ZuckerChan. at least that has interpretation ability and humor
That's the best part. He said no, haha.
Daughter's name is Rona?
I believe it's Spi On Yu
Ho Ree Shet
Dat Kuk
Close. It's Corona Vi
married his chauffeur... I mean his handler.
Cucktimus Prime
What the actual fuck
That's just fucking weird.
Well we all know who this cuck admires.
Why is it the rich love communism so much? Does money make you that fucking stupid?
To be fair, they will assemble his daughter module there. So only fair to name the unit accordingly.
2015
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/china-s-president-xi-jinping-turns-down-mark-zuckerberg-s-request-to-name-his-unborn-child-at-white-a6679156.html
EDIT: some downvoter Chy-na troll, seems to think Xi wouldn't so openly claim his own child. I must've insulted ChiComm-ness with my lite-hearted little barb...
The ping pong that never was.
Covida Zuckerturd
And then he lick the sweat off of Xinnie the Pings nuts.
Sum Ting Wong
a popular name for girls in china is "sorry, better luck next time" i hear
Contagia?
His wife is actually his handler