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Cuckhold Maximus (media.patriots.win) ⚠ NSFCucks ⚠
posted ago by dirtysanchez69 +1212 / -0
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deleted 44 points ago +45 / -1
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racecar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whinnie

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V_exodus 34 points ago +35 / -1

Oh. Cuckerberg is married to a Chinese person? That might explain a few things

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AbsurdOpinion 35 points ago +36 / -1

No doubt she's a robotics engineer assigned to prevent malfunctions.

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MaximusOrwellius 16 points ago +17 / -1

kek

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TwoIfBySea 1 point ago +2 / -1

Like Geordi LaForge.

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Caprica777 15 points ago +16 / -1

A few years ago on the research boards there was a lot of interesting links between her and the Chinese intelligence services popping up.

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buco 9 points ago +10 / -1

On Chinese site, Fuk mi.com

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justwanderful 7 points ago +9 / -2

Of course he married an Asian gal. They're the only ones with the math skills required to count all his money.

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WinBigly2020 30 points ago +31 / -1

Chicoms hooked that loser up with a honeypot, and by now they have top level access to the communications and associations of most of our country.

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Wintergreen 11 points ago +12 / -1

Would not surprise me.

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RandomBoomer 24 points ago +25 / -1

How did Zuck even get that question out with Xi's dick stuffing his mouth?

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Mexicola1976 14 points ago +16 / -2

Why are so many billionaires married to or in relationships with ugly chicks? Did they all lose a bet?

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clint_bronson 9 points ago +11 / -2

to be fair, i don't think this one is ugly at all, but that might be my yellow fever speaking.

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Mexicola1976 7 points ago +8 / -1

She's not conventionally attractive. A billionaire- even one as fucking awkward as Zuckerberg, should be able to better than a Scranton 5.

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Shampagnepapi 1 point ago +4 / -3

Could be mistaken, but I’m pretty sure she’s from before he got rich

It’s honestly probably the only respectable thing about him sticking with his girl through the fame and fortune

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lifeisahologram 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yeah according to what I searched, they met in 2003 at a school party.

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Gigigurllll2 8 points ago +9 / -1

My theory is that they have small dicks snd since asian women are small, their dicks look huge in all orifices as well as the hand (notice I didn't say hands).

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sr_bean 5 points ago +6 / -1

Big mike? "Melinda"? Whatever Schumer's thing is (that thing might be Asian)

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KuhlooKuhlay 3 points ago +4 / -1

its what the algorithm said to do. any deviation would result in "error, error" and smoke would start shooting out.

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Wintergreen 12 points ago +13 / -1

Yes, there was a stretch of time there from like 2008-2014 where Zuckerberg routinely embarrassed his country by groveling at the feet of China. All in a futile effort to convince them to let him run his website in their country. As if there was ever any possibility of that ever happening without heavy censorship and oversight.

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Taiwan_numbah_one 8 points ago +9 / -1

His charity is Chan Zuckerberg foundation too. Not as cucked as taking your wife's name but close enough.

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cybertoke 5 points ago +6 / -1

should have gone with ZuckerChan. at least that has interpretation ability and humor

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lalicat 3 points ago +4 / -1

That's the best part. He said no, haha.

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HumansDisgustMe 7 points ago +9 / -2

Daughter's name is Rona?

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 15 points ago +16 / -1

I believe it's Spi On Yu

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PosterIsDead 4 points ago +5 / -1

Ho Ree Shet

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KuhlooKuhlay 3 points ago +4 / -1

Dat Kuk

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HockeyMom4Trump 5 points ago +6 / -1

Close. It's Corona Vi

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killacommieformommy 6 points ago +7 / -1

married his chauffeur... I mean his handler.

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remember1776 5 points ago +6 / -1

Cucktimus Prime

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Soulmask 4 points ago +5 / -1

What the actual fuck

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HitleryRodentClinton 4 points ago +5 / -1

That's just fucking weird.

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Lawless 3 points ago +4 / -1

Well we all know who this cuck admires.

Why is it the rich love communism so much? Does money make you that fucking stupid?

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Tellguy 3 points ago +4 / -1

To be fair, they will assemble his daughter module there. So only fair to name the unit accordingly.

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barwhack 0 points ago +1 / -1

"Xi Mai Chi Le" --Xi

EDIT: some downvoter Chy-na troll, seems to think Xi wouldn't so openly claim his own child. I must've insulted ChiComm-ness with my lite-hearted little barb...

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pedeypete 0 points ago +1 / -1

The ping pong that never was.

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HumansDisgustMe 0 points ago +1 / -1

Covida Zuckerturd

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GeauxTrump20 0 points ago +1 / -1

And then he lick the sweat off of Xinnie the Pings nuts.

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HangtownBill 0 points ago +1 / -1

Sum Ting Wong

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KuhlooKuhlay 0 points ago +1 / -1

a popular name for girls in china is "sorry, better luck next time" i hear

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KuhlooKuhlay 0 points ago +1 / -1

Contagia?

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Knight_Swolaire 0 points ago +1 / -1

His wife is actually his handler