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MedicineBowJoe 44 points ago +44 / -0

"Take a look at my record, man!"

Why the hell does he talk like that?

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Tx50bmg 31 points ago +31 / -0

Listen, you lyin’ dog-faced pony soldier! Enough of your malarkey!

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Vests123 27 points ago +27 / -0

I think in his demented mind, he feels that it makes him "relatable" to the people.

He thinks he's still in the 60's.

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rooftoptendie 10 points ago +10 / -0

yep. he actually thinks you are so dumb that if he adds "man" to what he says that that will make you vote for him. It is absolutely horrifying.

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Vests123 6 points ago +6 / -0

It truly is horrifying.

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MehNahMehNah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cue the 'It's MA'AM!' meme right here

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Paul_Revere 12 points ago +12 / -0

Why the hell does he talk like that?

Because his puppetmasters think it makes him sound like a real, down-to-earth Man of the People.

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DeusVultIntensifies 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yep. He is in no ways tired and he carries hot sauce in his man purse.

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MedicineBowJoe 6 points ago +6 / -0

No way lol, his campaign staff must wish he'd stop it. But you can't control a dementia patient

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MostEffectualTopKek 7 points ago +7 / -0

We can't Joe. You sealed them remember ... oh