"So, one actual reporter in the room. Go ahead Channel Rion of OANN News, the only valid news organization present."
"If you want to be reporters, you report. If you want to write fables, Hollywood is thataway and Disney is hiring." (Walks out.)
Edited to add: The "White House Press Corps" controls the seats under long standing protocol. "The White House" controls the room. Channel is there "by special permission", but the WHPC won't allow her a seat." The current head of the WHPC is Jon Karl of ABC/Disney (Usually on the right-middle area.) He chooses who has what seat.
Long standing protocols were created back when the PRESS were actually interested in news. It's time to change those protocols to reflect the new reality of FAKE NEWS by communist propagandists.
I suggest INVITATION ONLY with no invitations to communists.
If the White House controls the room, and the seats are in the room, then the White House should be able to decide where the seats are placed. Just my $.02.
A Whitehouse crew quietly sets a large, free-standing bathtub onto the stage then slinks back into the background.
Then the side doors re-open and Ivanka, Laura, and Tiffany come to join in, carrying baskets of various lotions, wearing silk robes that gently billow and drape as they move.
According to the WHCA wikipedia page, Fox News' white house correspondents are John Roberts and Kevin Corke. Seeing as that I have never heard of them, and can not think of a good question either of them have ever asked, they're probably low energy shills.
John Roberts is usually there. He doesn't tend to ask the WTF questions. But he sticks to "the field of play" that the press have set for the day. Older white-haired fellow.
John Roberts adjusts his tune based on the show he appears on. He used to be pretty solid with Tucker or Hannity only to completely cuck out with Shep.
The "White House Press Corps" controls the seats under long standing protocol. "The White House" controls the room. The current head of the WHPC is Jon Karl of ABC/Disney (Usually on the right-middle area.) He chooses who has what seat. It's a detailed cockamamie scheme. Front couple rows for the 'faces', next couple rows "rotate among a couple people", next couple rotate among like five people. Back row is like ten people and the foreign press.
He saves a few for the "Main TV News Anchors". Brett Baier can show (and does sometimes), but Tucker, Gutfield, etc are either "not main enough" or "Opinion"
I like your thinkin' Woody
"Did any of you report on Obamagate? Hands?"
"So, one actual reporter in the room. Go ahead Channel Rion of OANN News, the only valid news organization present."
"If you want to be reporters, you report. If you want to write fables, Hollywood is thataway and Disney is hiring." (Walks out.)
Edited to add: The "White House Press Corps" controls the seats under long standing protocol. "The White House" controls the room. Channel is there "by special permission", but the WHPC won't allow her a seat." The current head of the WHPC is Jon Karl of ABC/Disney (Usually on the right-middle area.) He chooses who has what seat.
In another thread (on same beating):
"Well, eventually they'll complain."
"You don't need to come.
....
.... 'And take the chairs. :D"
John Solomon, Sara Carter, Dan Bongino, Greg (I forget), Lee Smith ... brought you some other peeps Channel.
Long standing protocols were created back when the PRESS were actually interested in news. It's time to change those protocols to reflect the new reality of FAKE NEWS by communist propagandists.
I suggest INVITATION ONLY with no invitations to communists.
If the White House controls the room, and the seats are in the room, then the White House should be able to decide where the seats are placed. Just my $.02.
Jon Karl: “You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of Journalist.”
Channel: “..what? How Can you do this? This is outrageous, it’s unfair! I’m more credible than any of you!”
Jon Karl: “take a seat, young Rion”
Channel: goes to sit
Jon Karl: “no, not that one. The other one, in the back.”
And then they start kissing, taking off clothes...sorry different dream
Keep going...
A Whitehouse crew quietly sets a large, free-standing bathtub onto the stage then slinks back into the background.
Then the side doors re-open and Ivanka, Laura, and Tiffany come to join in, carrying baskets of various lotions, wearing silk robes that gently billow and drape as they move.
Smells of sweet roses and vanilla fill the air...
There were words with that picture?
This is the way
Why isn't Tucker or one of his minions at these press conferences? These conferences should not be 100% fake news except for OANN.
According to the WHCA wikipedia page, Fox News' white house correspondents are John Roberts and Kevin Corke. Seeing as that I have never heard of them, and can not think of a good question either of them have ever asked, they're probably low energy shills.
John Roberts is usually there. He doesn't tend to ask the WTF questions. But he sticks to "the field of play" that the press have set for the day. Older white-haired fellow.
John Roberts adjusts his tune based on the show he appears on. He used to be pretty solid with Tucker or Hannity only to completely cuck out with Shep.
The "White House Press Corps" controls the seats under long standing protocol. "The White House" controls the room. The current head of the WHPC is Jon Karl of ABC/Disney (Usually on the right-middle area.) He chooses who has what seat. It's a detailed cockamamie scheme. Front couple rows for the 'faces', next couple rows "rotate among a couple people", next couple rotate among like five people. Back row is like ten people and the foreign press.
He saves a few for the "Main TV News Anchors". Brett Baier can show (and does sometimes), but Tucker, Gutfield, etc are either "not main enough" or "Opinion"
Lord forgive me for these carnal thoughts.
right there with ya
they are both so fuckin hot
Good dream! I hope it happens!!
The WH Correspondence Association assigns the seating otherwise this would have been done a long time ago.
Trump should have all the chairs removed and make them sit on the floor like children. No more leftist seating chart BS.
And have a drag queen storytime
If it was K mac amd Chanel 24/7 id be so patriotic
“Why are you asking me that question!”
Ask me another!
Chanel does her homework.
You're on to something here. The homely fake news reporters would be even more pissed.
I can only get so erect
Erections have consequences
My dream would be for K Mac and Chanel to make out.
Hot damn.
Hotties
Lib reporters be hatin
Fucking girl power! We know how Hollywood loves to shove female gay characters into any role they can. Use it against them!
Take questions, maybe 5 total. Cut it short. Invite her to lunch for more questions and inside scoops.
Treat them like the children they are.