I wish we could just stop prechewing everything

That's a good thing.

No, let people decide. If someone is unable to determine whether or not something is a good thing, that's excellent. Helps spot people who are clueless.

Looks like all we have working in our favor for spotting idiots is their inability to engage in meaningful discussion or if they happen to step on the boobytrap that is the onion or babylonbee.