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Kekistani_Preacher 53 points ago +54 / -1

With this bold move, President Trump just won his reelection.

Best president ever.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 35 points ago +35 / -0

Yep, a simple announcement but it meant so much to so many. And the people that spoke to, they don’t just complain online, guaranteed, they will show up to vote in droves. Brilliant political move, but also it was the right thing to do.

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Kekistani_Preacher 21 points ago +21 / -0

He’s an expert deal maker, he is.

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bigdickhangsright 43 points ago +43 / -0

NPR using our tax dollars to shit on Trump and shame church goers for wanting to return to their houses of worship.

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Kekistani_Preacher 25 points ago +26 / -1

Defund NPR until they stop the bias.

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ShartMaster 23 points ago +23 / -0

Defund NPR

Fixed that for you.

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Kekistani_Preacher 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kek.

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Omgwtfbbq 10 points ago +10 / -0

If someone decided to hold church in Whole Foods they couldn’t say shit.

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MatthewUSA 29 points ago +29 / -0

That is what we call EPIC.

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Kekistani_Preacher 25 points ago +25 / -0

Truly an epic day for both religious and nonreligious kekistani’s... freedom to choose, freedom to worship, freedom to pursue happiness... this is the way.

God Bless GEOTUS and Praise Kek!

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NADSAQ 24 points ago +24 / -0

The First Amendment is pretty fucking clear. Then again, the Second Amendment IS EVEN MORE FUCKING CLEAR and activist libs have a problem understanding that.

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Hans_MacGruber 8 points ago +8 / -0

BuT mUh TeNtH AmEnDmEnT. That’s the hill that all the blue checkmark geniuses on Twitter are dying on with Trump’s order to re-open churches, i.e., that the First Amendment doesn’t apply to the states because Congress didn’t make a law, or something. Instead, the Tenth Amendment applies and governors can restrict our free exercise of religion. Magic!

I am dumber for reading their tweets.

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malthrax 6 points ago +6 / -0

there's a little thing called the 14th Amendment which says to all 57 governors and their state legislatures "Fuck you, you follow the Constitution too."

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Hans_MacGruber 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, but they only memorized the first 5 amendments (minus #3), and they’re still working on committing #10 and #25 to memory, since both can be used for peach mints, or something.

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Kekistani_Preacher 8 points ago +8 / -0

You’re awesome.

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death-by-government 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yo, people need to just start showing up to their religious institutions with firearms and peaceably go about their business because you know the tyrants at the state level will disregard Trump's order in favor of continued control.

This is such a fundamental American right that as a non religious person I'd be glad to show up armed to defend the basic rights the oath takers refuse to.

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MAGAyote 4 points ago +4 / -0

100 thousand times THIS!

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Frequent92 11 points ago +11 / -0

No no no. Don’t you understand, this is the new normal. It’s unprecedented you see but the new normal. Now wear your mask, stay 6 feet away and don’t ask questions.

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Kekistani_Preacher 7 points ago +7 / -0

SHADILAY

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death-by-government 7 points ago +7 / -0

Where the fuck is Bill Barr?

All that little bitch does is lob meaningless threats to defend Americans rights from tyranny then he never follows through.

Do churches need to also become Bush lackey cocaine traffickers before Billy Barr considers their rights as important as his own?

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Dead_Sennacherib 3 points ago +3 / -0

Um - you do know that the DOJ sent letters to the states telling them they're over-stepping their bounds right?

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2020/may/19/gavin-newson-california-warned-over-coronavirus-li/

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death-by-government 5 points ago +5 / -0

So he made a press release and sent out some strongly worded letters...

Fuck me, I guess I've set my standards too high for American freedom

IMO, Barr can go fuck himself over Epstein. Barr is my biggest problem with Trump, because he appointed a piece of shit that covers up for pedo's.

Love or hate it, them's the facts

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malthrax 2 points ago +2 / -0

DOJ should have sent the US Marshals.

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try4gain 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bruh it is going down this weekend

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Omgwtfbbq 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s dumb that people couldn’t even attend church in their cars. People have lost their minds!

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ElectricChad 5 points ago +5 / -0

That pic is really well done! People need to worship as they please. Also, what do you want to bet on Monday or Tuesday there will be a ton of fake media stories on the hundreds of people getting Wuflu going to church.

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TxSheepdog3 4 points ago +5 / -1

Where the spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. 2 Cor 3:17

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PaigeAshley 3 points ago +3 / -0

GOLD! THIS DESERVES GOLD!

And An Amen!

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kekkk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yea fuck you Commie Governors!!!

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MAGAyote -3 points ago +0 / -3

Sounds like you're from the valley.

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samantha8669 2 points ago +2 / -0

FOR REAL!

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wakadon 2 points ago +2 / -0

classic, you give demo governors a little power and the first thing they do is outlaw attending church. no longer are they a party that supports the rights of the little guy.

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clrdark 2 points ago +2 / -0

Leftist Satanic Temples will be crowded at midnight this weekend, with participants all going, (translated from the backwards Latin):

"O Great Beelzebub, grant us a boon. Let there be millions of Chinese Coronavirus deaths (babies preferred but olds OK too) as society reopens and disobedient and defiant peasants sneeze all over each other, so that we may blame The Orange Man Bad man and win the election for our hero and yours Joey Fingers."

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MrTrumpsWildRide 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or the frogs will come up on you and your people.

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CaptRied 2 points ago +2 / -0

Going to church is a CONSENSUAL activity, just like having unprotected sex (which is not regulated), but 1000 times less risky.

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Bornonthe1stofJuly 1 point ago +1 / -0

That George Soros face in the clouds creeps me out.

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Licensetomeme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy. Shit.

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SSJ3NAPPA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I really do wish geotus had a golden beard sometimes

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stormybanks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Finally! This freedom is essential for All Americans.

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FooLyCooLie 1 point ago +2 / -1

Nice! Very spicy!

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HemRoidRage 1 point ago +1 / -0

All houses of worship. There goes the divider in chief narrative out the window leftys. Now people can get together and discuss the latest misdoings of their local and state governments properly.

"Separation of church and state which means regulation of is prohibited and citizens adherent deemed free to express their granted first amendment rights and any other governmental proclamation based on any executive order is deemed unconstitutional has no bearing upon this central foundation.".....Me

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FudgyFudgeBots 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is great but it saddens me that christians needed a moses rather than stand up to tyranny themselves.

God designed us to be warriors. We have become slaves.

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ArdentGrasshopper 2 points ago +2 / -0

For the left, religion is a huge anti-progressive pillar. Their hate is real.

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SirWilliam 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump would look badass if he grew a beard in real life.

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WWWYZZ3RDDD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cant just let them go. They have to want to go!

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AmazingAlphonseA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am an Atheist and I can't understand why people shouldn't be able to practice their religion. Heck, bloody Walmart is open!

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PolarBears4Trump2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wonderful