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NADSAQ 24 points ago +24 / -0

The First Amendment is pretty fucking clear. Then again, the Second Amendment IS EVEN MORE FUCKING CLEAR and activist libs have a problem understanding that.

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Hans_MacGruber 8 points ago +8 / -0

BuT mUh TeNtH AmEnDmEnT. That’s the hill that all the blue checkmark geniuses on Twitter are dying on with Trump’s order to re-open churches, i.e., that the First Amendment doesn’t apply to the states because Congress didn’t make a law, or something. Instead, the Tenth Amendment applies and governors can restrict our free exercise of religion. Magic!

I am dumber for reading their tweets.

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malthrax 6 points ago +6 / -0

there's a little thing called the 14th Amendment which says to all 57 governors and their state legislatures "Fuck you, you follow the Constitution too."

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Hans_MacGruber 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, but they only memorized the first 5 amendments (minus #3), and they’re still working on committing #10 and #25 to memory, since both can be used for peach mints, or something.