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fullmagaswagger2020 12 points ago +12 / -0

CIA @Langley: stonks

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WeinerLapTop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wray and Brennan are rock hard rn

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Imransgarage 8 points ago +8 / -0

Another one? Coast guard’s been doing work.

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linereddit 8 points ago +9 / -1

Memorial Day party at McConnell's may be temporarily postponed.

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sushicomp3d 9 points ago +9 / -0

McConnell is controlled op change my mind.

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MisterKpak 7 points ago +7 / -0

They found 1 ton of cocaine!? I cant believe it!!

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xopi 14 points ago +14 / -0

The 1,000 pounds of cocaine will be safely escorted to the evidence room. The DEA will then take the 500 pounds of cocaine to be destroyed.

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DontTreadOnThee 1 point ago +2 / -1

Ton = 2000lb roughly

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kalokagathia 7 points ago +7 / -0

Whoosh

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xopi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whoosh.

Didn't you notice the number got smaller as the story went on? It's a joke referring to how law enforcement will lose most of the drugs.

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DontTreadOnThee 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was being the annoying troll... guess we both missed it 🤔

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AngelMark 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some one is very disappointed on this 3 day weekend!

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_-Th0r-_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hunter Biden mad

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Lol_Garrus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tony Montana is gonna be pissed his supply keeps getting cut off.

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

DNC looking for a payday, the different radical groups in the Middle East used contraband from drugs to gold to finance themselves. Coke is a good source of income.