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Panda 141 points ago +141 / -0

How else do you think he kept his job for 4 decades .

Plays both sides and then blames somebody else

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theultimatesean 90 points ago +90 / -0

Exactly this. Knew it was coming after his answer to Rand Paul. “Hurr durr I don’t know anything about economics don’t blame me for shutdown” while at the same time telling the world that going outside is mass murder.

Of all the people who need to rot in jail over this, he’s at the top of my list.

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Panda 70 points ago +70 / -0

Plus he’s always touching his face when he’s wearing a mask. Can tell he never wore one in decades . He just in an office pushing paper and collecting a nice big paycheck.

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PartTimeHick 41 points ago +41 / -0

Or cuz he knew it was bogus from the start until he realized this is backfiring hugely

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MAGAngelo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Buhh buhhhh bingooo

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 40 points ago +40 / -0

Lol dude went how long without wearing a mask for the briefings? Then one day he's wearing one.

I was skimming through yesterday's clip, or the day before, and heard the Scarf Queen saying "we want to talk to millenials about having picnics and how to social distance while enjoying a picnic". Wtf, these people are being paid? This is what they're talking about? Clown World.

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dakin116 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hell me or you could have given her presentation, literally looked like she went to worldometer and screencapped the graphs lmao

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HockeyMom4Trump 9 points ago +9 / -0

Perhaps if we stopped paying Scarf Lady and Phony Fauci and they had no compensation until the shutdown was over we’d suddenly see the shutdown end and it would be fine to resume normal everything.

They want to drag it out because Fauci is an attention whore,

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly this.

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HonkNJhonk 14 points ago +14 / -0

No more expense to the taxpayers. We need to find a new Australia for these fuckers. Actually, the current Australia is cucked enough to work for the purpose.

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USRifle_Cal30M1 5 points ago +5 / -0

California would work

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side_o_beef 7 points ago +7 / -0

I refuse to cede CA. It’s geographically beautiful and a great place. The real solution is a great, great fleet of helicopters giving free rides.

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DJTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hawaii. Yeah, it's a nice place too, but California is indeed awesome, and we have plenty of nice Islands much closer to the continental territory. I think shipping all these people out to the middle of the Pacific is exactly what we need(with the leaders not being so lucky). Hawaii would be a small price to pay. We could then take Fiji as recompense. Or just put them all on Fiji, now that I think about it. Even further away.

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HonkNJhonk 4 points ago +4 / -0

In cuck-theory yes. But then they could still vote.

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armchairqb 11 points ago +11 / -0

I work with small teams of people who need to interact wIth each other. I don’t WANT someone on my team who says “hurrr we need ALL the budget, all the schedule, sorry I don’t know how your team works not my problem.” GTFO if you talk like that in meetings. For some reason we let this garbage run the country though.

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HockeyMom4Trump 11 points ago +11 / -0

I agree. I love the way Juanita just slaps sense out there into the world.

Fauci is a phony. He has been wrong this entire time. Interesting how he and Birx were not wearing masks back in March and April and now they are wearing masks at the briefings. Phony baloney BS.

I am so sick of these slow reopenings. Open the country back up. Fully. Restaurants at one hundred percent, movie theaters, theme parks, schools. You know what? I am no scientist, but I guarantee we’d be fine.

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Raindrops1984 9 points ago +9 / -0

The best thing GEOTUS ever did was put this slimy amoeba in the spotlight. For years he’s been an invisible force for the DS. Now, he’s a household name and universally hated.

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FakeNametag 16 points ago +16 / -0

The perfect bureaucrat. A weaseling kiss-ass pseudo intellectual with a comfy fiefdom. Why would he step away at the age of 80 when things are going so great for him?

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don’t these fuckers ever retire?

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DarkMemeDuck 11 points ago +11 / -0

Classic doomsayer. No matter what happens, he wins.

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HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yep. If we hadn’t destroyed our economy, ruined small business, shut down schools, stopped having family gatherings, well, billions would be dead. At least.

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kekkk 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's amazing how anyone still trusts this guy after he said theres nothing to worry about and no need to wear masks to doing a complete flip flop.

What the fuck are we paying all these CDC and WHO "experts" for when they literally cant even get fundamental shit right early on.

This has nothing to do with Trump. If someone at the CDC knew how serious this could be, they would have stressed the importance of closing our borders IMMEDIATELY. No one did. Complete fucking joke.

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HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Then they say, well, at first there was a mask shortage and we did not want Americans running out buying up masks...okay, so you lied to us? We should have been wearing masks? Or we don’t really need masks and this is just for show? Which is it Phony Fauci?

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PichaiLiedToCongress 2 points ago +2 / -0

FLIP-FLOP FAUCI

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4moreyears 70 points ago +71 / -1

Remdesivir and the Moderna vaccine both failed in trials. He has no financial inventive anymore so he no longer gives a shit.

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Rainman 32 points ago +32 / -0

You know who doesn't give a shit is Juanita Broderick! They better open up before she really cuts loose with the moabs

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spezisthedevil 6 points ago +7 / -1

Juanita followed me back on twitter back when I was allowed on. She tweets spicies left and right.

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Perhelion 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love her so much😍🥰

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love her spunk. She has no fucks left to give and it is refreshing.

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minotaurbeach 21 points ago +21 / -0

HQ+Zinc+Az and ivermectin are shown to eliminate it in 24-48 hours. These medicines have been around for years and cost pennies.

There was attempts to block this information, and videos/tweets from Doctors were taken down. Someone besides Faucci planned to make tons of money too.

Maybe Faucci realized he would end up giving everything away for free- if the mass majority of Americans were homeless, Armed, dying of poverty-related illnesses and didn't give a s*it anymore.

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donaldschwarzenegger 11 points ago +12 / -1

Fuck off Bill Gates

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UpTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck you

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arebee 6 points ago +7 / -1

Cunt needs to be hanged

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AbsurdOpinion 3 points ago +3 / -0

Funny ain't it how remdesivir can fail yet Fauci is pushing it harder than HCQ+Zinc therapy that has 70 years of successful studies, including many since 2005 that indicate it's worth against the entire coronavirus family.

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grenades_and_ham 37 points ago +37 / -0

Over 30 years in public health advisory service and doesn't have a clue what the fuck he's doing. He's the Swamp Doctor. Just like Senators and Representatives, the only difference is he has an MD after his name.

But hey, Karen got her "Fauci" panties.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, but I just saw a commercial about a prophylactic pill one can now take to avoid getting HIV. Now how long has Fauci been at the CDC and trying to get a vaccine for HIV? And he still has not succeeded.

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UpTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can Trump fire him soon?

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Pepedom 30 points ago +33 / -3

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN NERDS BECOME POPULAR!!!

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WeinerLapTop 13 points ago +16 / -3

Haha it really is.

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Homopratensis1 8 points ago +9 / -1

Rand Paul is kinda nerdy, and a doctor, and he seems pretty based.

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chelthing 11 points ago +11 / -0

Rand Paul is a lot better looking than this dude

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PepesCovfefe 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don’t think rand is nerdy.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rand Paul is not anywhere near nerdy like Fauci. Rand Paul could get girls easily. Fauci...no.

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donaldschwarzenegger 1 point ago +2 / -1

It all comes back to the old adage: True leaders are the best leaders. True leaders are usually true alpha males.

These leaders by name only, are fake alphas, people who dont know how to lead. And it shows.

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IForgotMyPw 29 points ago +29 / -0

Listen. Once he lost his daily spotlight there was no reason for him to lie any more. He's covering his ass so he can later say he was pressured to. That's how they avoid accountability.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 26 points ago +26 / -0

Yeah, Fauci will turn up sooner or later on the talk show circuit talking about how mean Drumpf is and how Drumpf didn't take it seriously. Probably have a quote like "it wouldn't be fair to lay every death on President Trump, but he certainly deserves some of the blame".

Save this comment.

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SilverStarv5 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m fully expecting this, especially if he’s fired by GEOTUS

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HockeyMom4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trump won’t fire him. He will just phase him out. The American people are on to Phony Fauci.

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Sumarongi 5 points ago +5 / -0

He’s covering his ass, because when they started investigating the WHO, they found out how much shady shit he’s been up to for the last 30 years.

Also the narrative has flipped now as Trump is going for reparations against China, Fauxi has got to make it seem like the virus was no big deal to serve the interest of his masters.

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MAGA_Master 25 points ago +25 / -0

He will literally repeat what he thinks everyone wants to hear. He’d be a great politician but horrible healthcare professional. Probably why he’s kept that job for 40 years.

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PosterIsDead 20 points ago +20 / -0

In his quest to be liked by everyone, he is liked by no one.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 7 points ago +7 / -0

Democrats love the guy and worship him like a God of Science the same way they worship the retarded Swedish girl. The misleadia has been selling him since the beginning of the Dempanic.

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

If his ass were on Survivor he would get the boot.

America needs to be like Survivor and vote him out.

The tribe has spoken.

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ADAM_SCHITT 20 points ago +20 / -0

He really said we must reopen?

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 36 points ago +36 / -0

Dude, now all of a sudden Cuomo in NY is saying "look the virus is serious but it's not as bad as everyone thought. We need to make sure we don't overreact." They are in the process of switching narratives. These are the people that were losing their fucking minds. Glen Beck played some clips of Cuomo throughout the 2 months just going back and forth over the top. Dude has lost his marbles. "If I can't get 30k ventilators, you tell me how to pick which 20k people to kill" to "it's not that serious, everyone, don't overreact!" LOL

I imagine they're gonna say Mission Accomplished! The Dems saved lives! And they will pretend they are "allowing" us to reopen after saving the country. They are nuts.

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UpTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's why the MSM is a cancer on the country. And it's very successful

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grapenuts 18 points ago +18 / -0

I like how suddenly everyone that was all for indefinite lockdowns is now saying what Trump said a month ago (and crucified him for) about it being worse than the virus, and pretending like he never said it.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's typical Democrat moral and intellectual bankruptcy. It's impossible to shame them or get them to admit that they were wrong.

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Brucesky420 6 points ago +6 / -0

How funny is it that conservatives have been saying this for over a month a now, and we were trashed for saying it. "The economy isn't more important than lives" they would say.

First off, yes, yes the economy IS more important lives, because the economy being fucked will hurt way more people than this virus ever could.

Secondly, NO. FUCKING. SHIT. We've been saying Fauci is a doctor, not a policy maker, and certainly not an economist. So it's hilarious he's suddenly realizing shutting down the country will hurt the country. Dudes a doctor but apparently not smart enough to realize what shutting the country down would do to it. What a fucking moron. I hope Trump sacks him as soon as this is over

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HockeyMom4Trump 9 points ago +9 / -0

Now that actual doctors are pointing out the harmful health ramifications from the shutdown...missed cancer screenings, children missing vaccines for measles and polio, missed dental care, mental health and the suicide rate, higher rates of alcohol and drug use, sitting home all day getting fat, depression that comes from not working and having a paycheck, loneliness and isolation of our elderly, teenagers missing their friends and not having those socialization experiences they need, missed vitamin D from not being outside and beaches closing, missed physical activity from fencing up playgrounds and pouring sand in skateparks...

Sitting home day after day alone inside is not healthy. The unintended consequences of this shutdown are horrible for public health. Horrible.

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Mrsattorney 5 points ago +6 / -1

Yes.

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myredditnameisfake 16 points ago +16 / -0

She is reaching James Woods levels of spice.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dude needs to practice what he preaches. He should sit home alone the rest of his life, seeing no one, alone in his basement with a mask on.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's saying what he thinks will aid the Democrats and line his pockets.

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Rodrigo 10 points ago +10 / -0

Is this the same Dr. Fauci who promised us an AIDS vaccine years ago?

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Indeed it is. Still waiting...

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its_three_oclock 10 points ago +10 / -0

J🔥U🔥A🔥N🔥I🔥T🔥A

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Marshall 9 points ago +10 / -1

No one who id funded by GATES, SOROS, Big Pharma and supports UN (Chinese) Funded propaganda has any place influencing policy.

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k614 6 points ago +6 / -0

sExIeSt mAn AlIvE !! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Keep_on_Trumpin 6 points ago +7 / -1

He really had a punchable face. No, a dropkickable face. Fuck this little weasel

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Torrible 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think he needs to go to a nursing home in MI. Someone tattoo the word Everlast on his forehead first.

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Homopratensis1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ha. This would be great.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

LMAO

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turdinthepunch 5 points ago +5 / -0

Professional fence sitter and career bureaucrat.

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xBigCoffinHunter 5 points ago +5 / -0

He just gave these Dem governors an opportunity to reopen. They needed it too. They couldn’t risk letting Trump force them into it and now they can point to Fauci. “Well if he thinks it’s ok...”

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

As my annoying neighbors screech in Nextdoor App...Listen to Science!!!!!

And then they want to sell their stupid homemade masks for ten bucks a piece and mask shame anyone not wearing a mask to go out in the yard.

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ACuriousWingnut 5 points ago +5 / -0

Time to reopen? 😱😱😱

But the SECOND WAVE!

Oh, fauci said it? Ok we’re good to go. Carry on

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Isolated_Patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fascist Fauci is on a leash.

He keeps tugging on the chain whenever he gets a spotlight, but the Trump admin has something on him, because he keeps walking back his fear-mongering and staying in the white house lawn. The media still gets their soundbite 'listen to the dog barking! We need to stay inside forever' but in the end, he always stays on the grass.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's gonna flip at some point. Probably waiting to get fired.

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Seenev 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have been saying this since the first time I saw Fauci on tv: He is loving this crisis. Every time he gets to the podium he's smiling from ear to ear, and he wants his time in the spotlight to last as long as possible.

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Broderick is correct...he is an attention whore.

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Sumarongi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Literally

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Veritas2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

I will personally shove that diabolical little nerd back into a locker if he goes on TV advocating for longer lockdowns before the election

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yzzp 2 points ago +2 / -0

i love the passion she puts into those 4 letter words 😂😂😂

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RedPilledPreacher 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never trust someone that looks like Chuck E cheese

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NocturnalPatrol 2 points ago +2 / -0

And just wait. NOW is the time when Democrat governors and mayors are going to start saying "We need to stop listening to Dr. Fauci," to justify remaining locked down forever.

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Butthurt 2 points ago +3 / -1

Honestly I think he’s feeling the heat from trump

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HockeyMom4Trump 0 points ago +1 / -1

I think he is reading all the hatred he is getting on the internet. You and I both know he was loving the attention. Dude probably was looking on social media and thinking he was the shit. Now he realizes everyone knows he’s full of shit.

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PTear 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish someone would press him on the data he’s looking at / what are the specific metrics that need to be met - but the press will never push their patron saint... This guy shifts way too much like he doesn’t know what he is doing - sounds like its time for him to go!

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

They never push. The press is pathetic. They need to be pushing Fauci and the Governors, but they never do. They are lazy. They are completely ignoring the Obama scandal. They complete ignore the Biden corruption. These should be HUGE stories on all media outlets, but nothing.

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +2 / -0

WHO is Dr. Fauci. This is not a question. :/

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DefKon1 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is Right! 🐸

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Families need to sue over this.

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behemoth887 2 points ago +2 / -0

if there's one thing a lib can never do it's admit they have no idea what they are talking abouut

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

......aaaaannnd just like that, Fauxi's 15 minutes are up.

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Tonightm01 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fire his ass.

Open up again.

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Stonesolo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well If Fuckhie says open then what are we waiting for...oh right our elected pricks to say so!

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Ebbie8708 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wish my momma was this fucking savage. Instead he is goes ‘but a trump said!’ When I bring up Biden.

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Trump-45 1 point ago +1 / -0

Deep State holdover!

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Bestboy143 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's a real life Dr. Robert Stadler.

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techadm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Been saying it since day one.

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2016TrumpMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it this idiot's job to create pandemic models/plans? Didn't he have 35 years to do this? Did he do anything in those 35 years?

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americaeffyeah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Toss the midget!!

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TheBusiness 1 point ago +1 / -0

Down with Fucisim!

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MAGA_MEXICAN_CHILI 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its time for him to go away and honestly its time to dismantle the NIH.

CDC and FDA need reform.

The U.S military should take the lead when it comes to biowarfare and bioterror. Not some bean counting civilian agency that cares more about political posturing over defense of the nation.

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goodguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

what a complete elitist no nothing ass hat

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Jcholl9 1 point ago +1 / -0

This exactly why Trump is keeping Fauci around on a short leash. This way he has some control over what he can and can't do, and who he's allowed to talk too.

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victoryisusa 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m sure the administration has all the dirt on this worm.