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MOTHER OF ALL LASERS! (media.patriots.win) 🔥 FIRE & FURY 💥
posted ago by DogFacedPonySoldier ago by DogFacedPonySoldier +894 / -0
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DogFacedPonySoldier [S] 42 points ago +42 / -0

We have the best lasers. Believe me. You know it, I know it.

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RarestPepe 19 points ago +19 / -0

We all know it.

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mintyfresh 16 points ago +17 / -1

This one's solid state, no less. 150 kw, good for UAVs and small craft. 👍

150 kw is a pretty yuge amount of continuous power.

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EdisonHwy 14 points ago +14 / -0

motherboards going limp

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LugNuts 8 points ago +8 / -0

Doesn't need continuous, just dump some super-caps - flash!

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TonsOfSalt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doesn't work for long distance due to atmospheric attenuation and beam divergence. Gotta take advantage of some continuous cookin'

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HonkNJhonk 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s my understanding that’s why they built the Zumwalt as a giant floating electric generator. These lasers and the rail guns.

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SirPokeSmottington 4 points ago +4 / -0

150 kw is a pretty yuge amount of continuous power.

It isn't 150kw yet. That is slated for a future deployment.

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mintyfresh 7 points ago +9 / -2

Not to be a turd in the punch bowl, but it does require clear weather to operate effectively.

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Count_Dyscalculia 7 points ago +8 / -1

SSsssshhh.......let them have their moment.

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Count_Dyscalculia 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yup. The Rail Gun is the actual "Game Changer". The system's got vulnerabilities but in the interim, if we place a Mount with at least 2 or 3 of them or 3 single's along with Standard Weapons systems we will have Ships that can create a barrier around the entire Country.

The only thing we need to do is start working on Dedicated Platforms that are 100% Tempest protected so nobody can knock out the main weapons systems with some rudy-poop EMP. It looks like we're headed back to the Light to Heavy Cruiser Classes again. Yippie!!!!

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ShampocalypseWOW 8 points ago +8 / -0

The rail gun has hit some hardware problems, though. It uses so much power that it ends up destroying itself when fired. They're going to have to come up with some (likely expensive) new material solutions for it to work.

The laser is the actual game changer because it actually can be built up to the point where no incoming missile can touch our ships, meaning the enemy will have to get extremely close and use guns, which they won't be able to do because we have missiles and they don't have the ability to stop them.

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OrdusMaleus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or they pull a Missile Massacre and just throw all the missiles at the ship.

I assume it takes time for the laser to charge for each shot.

So you have chargeing, Colmating the beam and staying on target, then discharging until the target is knocked out, and then doing it all over again.

Either way, the laser is STILL far cheaper than the alternatives.

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ShampocalypseWOW 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well there are a number of other factors that come into play in a saturation attack. With anti-missile missile systems it doesn't really matter when the anti-ship missiles arrive on target. Eventually they will cause the target to expend all of its missiles. With a anti-missile laser, there is effectively unlimited ammo, so in order to defeat it with numbers you then need to add a layer of complexity to the attack, which then presents a vulnerability that can be exploited. The missiles would need to arrive at the target at the same time, or thereabouts. That's easy enough if you send a flight of aircraft up and have them fire together. But it's more difficult when you have, say, shore-launched missiles from different locations trying to coordinate with sea-launched missiles from ships at sea. Not a huge issue, but it could potentially come up.

Now, the advantage of the laser is that as long as you have enough power, you can keep adding lasers to your ship. Perhaps you can only build a laser to a certain power threshold, and that might necessitate keeping it on a target for several seconds in order to destroy it. But if you have 4 of them synced up, all hitting the exact same spot, you may only need a second to destroy it, maybe less. Imagine the number of lasers a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier could host. Not only that, but imagine the number of lasers a carrier GROUP could handle. This makes defeating them with numbers a much more difficult thing.

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HonkNJhonk 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember that the supplier for the rail gun rounds was charging (what seemed like) a ridiculous amount per round, so the contract was cancelled or something. Maybe they were so expensive because some proprietary material was being used?

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ShampocalypseWOW 4 points ago +4 / -0

The new """frigates""" are practically the same as our destroyers in terms of size and capability. The LCS ships are more like frigates (beefy ones at that).

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SirPokeSmottington 2 points ago +2 / -0

because Congress simply wouldn't approve the budget to make or design new ones.

Considering the overbudget turds they've laid recently. I can't blame them.

This is the Zumwalt:

"Originally, 32 ships were planned, with $9.6 billion research and development costs spread across the class. As costs overran estimates, the quantity was reduced to 24, then to 7, and finally to 3, significantly increasing the cost per ship to $4.24 billion (excluding R&D costs)[1][19][20][2] and well exceeding the per-unit cost of a nuclear-powered Virginia-class submarine ($2.688 billion).[21][22] The dramatic per-unit cost increases eventually triggered a Nunn–McCurdy Amendment breach and cancellation of further production.[23] In April 2016, the total program cost was $22.5 billion, with an average cost of $7.5 billion per ship.[2]"

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Magaman_2 5 points ago +5 / -0

I assume the rail gun bolts still need to be manufactured and stored so that is one limitation.

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Count_Dyscalculia 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes. BIG limitation. But, they do take up much less space than standard/traditional Ammo and can be stored just about anywhere without worrying about safety issues. Unlike the British in WW1 and their "Exploding Ships". Guess you can't just pack a ship full of bags of Cordite, and I mean everywhere, and then NOT expect them to go BEWM when German 50 - 100 MM Explosive Shells pepper the snot out of your superstructures and set them off.

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TheDespotofCartoons 3 points ago +3 / -0

There you go again, using common sense derived from -- dare I say -- scientific knowledge...

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 4 points ago +4 / -0

I haven't seen any with spin stabilization, so I think there's still work to do. Maybe I should build a little one in my garage with helical rails and try it out.

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XpatDemocrat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sabot rounds are stabilized by fins, not spin. You can't have both unless your fins are what provide the spin, at the cost of a LOT of drag. What is the point of propelling your projectile at 3km/sec just to have it lose velocity for stabilization? The destructive force of a projectile depends on its kinetic energy at the point of impact and due to the potentially high velocity of a railgun-launched projectile, their destructive force may be much greater than conventionally launched projectiles of the same size. rail gun is not rifled; nor does it provide rotation in the projectile through the magnetism propelling it.

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Awakened 1 point ago +1 / -0

Obviously you’ll need both a rail gun and a laser...on every side. They should fire out of steel carved eagle mouths. Just to make them more accurate.

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Truglow 4 points ago +4 / -0

That I can tell you.

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SirPokeSmottington 1 point ago +2 / -1

We have the best lasers.

We do, but please quit overusing the phrase, "Mother of all", unless it really is.

This was a tiny laser compared to other demonstrators. It wasn't even maxxed out.

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ORD_to_SFO 21 points ago +21 / -0

In the future, people will look back on our time and marvel at how we lobbed lumps of lead at each other.

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RighteousViolence1 18 points ago +18 / -0

But I really really like lobbing lead.

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DJTrump_MD 11 points ago +11 / -0

Better than a Star Wars type laser beam that immediately gives away your position

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Magaman_2 9 points ago +10 / -1

Even in Star Trek and Eve they still have projectile weapons. That will never end.

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NoStumpyTrumpy 6 points ago +6 / -0

I dont think we can make accurate predictions based upon fiction written in a time where projectile weapons were the only option.

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Magaman_2 3 points ago +3 / -0

The thinking is that energy-based weapons can be stopped by energy-based shields. Projectile weapons can penetrate energy-based shields.

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genghiskern 5 points ago +5 / -0

So barbaric.

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NYforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not so sure about that. It takes far less energy to move a bullet through a person than to burn a hole in them with a laser. And for energy density gunpowder is much more efficient than the best batteries. Big ass lasers really shine though for the Navy since they can be run directly off nuclear reactors.

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quigonkenny 7 points ago +7 / -0

They probably already have.

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DogFacedPonySoldier [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep, lets keep the commies shooting lead. Lmao

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americathegr888 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't worry, our "greatest ally" already has.

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DogFacedPonySoldier [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cant wait. This is some star wars shit

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SentryS 7 points ago +7 / -0

China: flyyy my prettys. Flyyyyy

Merica: haha light go brrrrrrrr

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DogFacedPonySoldier [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmaoo

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americathegr888 2 points ago +2 / -0

Muh greatest ally: Here you go Chyna, have this laser weapon.

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EdisonHwy 6 points ago +8 / -2

The curvature of the earth may limit the usefulness of this device.

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Isolated_Patriot 14 points ago +14 / -0

That's not it's purpose. A mortar round, missile, or soon, a rail-gun, can take out distance targets just fine. The purpose of the laser is to take out moving targets.

Enemy jets and missiles, previously fast enough to post a risk, no longer stand a chance against a vessel equipped with a laser system. It doesn't matter how fast the target is moving, as long as you can point the laser at it you can hit it. There's no 'evasive maneuvers' to counter it.

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Magaman_2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Computer enhanced targeting and shooting at the speed of light.

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LugNuts 2 points ago +3 / -1

The evasive maneuver is a can of chrome spray paint.

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Isolated_Patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can see it now, all those laser immune chrome plated MIGs terrorizing the US navy. Not like it would make them even easier to spot and shoot with a conventional weapon.

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RighteousViolence1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Space Force space lasers brah.

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Stumpycake 5 points ago +5 / -0

And Trump is bringing us there

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Sleepyboy14 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then soon, The Star League.

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rn10950 2 points ago +2 / -0

Put the lazer on a satellite.

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DogFacedPonySoldier [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep. I bet the next big thing is a curved laser. So we can shoot at NK and Chyna from far away.

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PB_Mack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this some kind of joke? You can't "curve" light easily.

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DogFacedPonySoldier [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Obviously is

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RuleoVicus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Battlecruiser operational.

Engage the Yamamoto Cannon!

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RarestPepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Right on time for Spaceforce Lasguns

Melter and Plasmaguns next pls Mr. President

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Aambrick 0 points ago +1 / -1

Its Melta's and Hot liquid fire.

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splink 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't let the Chicoms get this.

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4score7beers 4 points ago +4 / -0

Attach the laser beams to freaking sharks heads. Game over.

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g0rdy 4 points ago +4 / -0

★ Legendary Assaultron Dominator

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maddog_dad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Someone please shop the press secretary's face on this ship.

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DogFacedPonySoldier [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

True, Trump truly has a eye for talent.

Shes a star, and the press conferences are great entertainment.

Not nearly as good as Trump in the coronavirus task force briefings thought. :'(

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nakedjay 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pew Pew

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LugNuts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mid-flight seems like a limited window of effectiveness.

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NPC01001101010000010 2 points ago +2 / -0

PEW PEW

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RWS400 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like something we could put on our currently gunless new destroyers

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ShampocalypseWOW 2 points ago +2 / -0

Zippity zappity here comes gravity.

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Scuffers 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are getting there..

years ago they had a COIL mounted laser on a 747 (Boeing YAL-1) to test against ICBM's etc, they never release the actual power of it, but said it was in the Mega Watt class

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jaaardstyck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pew pew, motherfuckers!

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jasper_db1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can't wait for them to try this out on the Iranian "navy"

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someoldcoderguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

China, "We have super sonic missiles."

President Trump, "We have frickin laser beams, checkmate!"

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Twoche 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah but if they use Machine Gun Kayleigh's stare on a boat, she won't be able to keep using it at the briefings.

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