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Zadok 39 points ago +39 / -0

Question: If Stacy is not selected as Joe's running mate, will she sue to overturn that decision?

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 12 points ago +12 / -0

Probably, and definitely be ready for the string of talking heads and interviews about how racist democrats are...one wait, that’s right, democrats get a pass on that.

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CQVFEFE 4 points ago +4 / -0

IF HE DOESN'T PICK HER, HE AIN'T A FAT BLACK BITCH

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SonoftheTerminator 18 points ago +18 / -0

Classic Greg

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 8 points ago +8 / -0

Stepping up requires the use of NASA level rocket booster technology

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Botz15_1776 12 points ago +12 / -0

Babylon Bee once again with the spice

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slaphappy2 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Come on man ! Trump'll put y'all womenfolk back in chains ! "

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MatthewUSA 9 points ago +9 / -0

She needs to step down in general, please do us a favor and begone

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cinegrip 7 points ago +7 / -0

Then she's running for the Hometown Buffet.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

Picturing that hogback growler running anywhere makes me giggle

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IroWide 7 points ago +7 / -0

What she needs to do is step away from the supper table.

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cinegrip 6 points ago +6 / -0

She's running, to the all you can eat buffet at Ceasers Palace.

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TychoDurandal 6 points ago +6 / -0

As Governor of what?

Edit: damnit. Babylon bee. Never mind LMAO

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Licensetomeme 5 points ago +5 / -0

But will she give up moonlighting as a caped vigilante? Because the streets of Gotham need her.

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cinegrip 5 points ago +5 / -0

Runnin' fo the All You Can Eat Buffet

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VoltronGreen1981 5 points ago +5 / -0

Probably wakes up every morning and has a press briefing with her cats.

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quigonkenny 5 points ago +5 / -0

Actually had managed to avoid hearing her say anything until just a few days ago. Was mildly surprised that she doesn't sound like Mike Tyson.

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CQVFEFE 4 points ago +4 / -0

They will use her to try to play the....

Race victim card

Woman victim card

Fatass-shaming victim card

Gap-toothed ugly bitch victim card

Bad hair victim card

and the Karen card

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

The morbidly obese Stacey Abrams

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AlphaNathan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmao

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Flahusky 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here I thought government employees had great healthcare, I guess the dental plans are crap tho...

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HonkNJhonk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Step down carefully, Stacey.... wouldn’t want you to snap an ankle under all that weight. They’d have to send you to the glue factory if that happened.

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wolfygirl2 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's a Governor!?

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foobarbaz 2 points ago +2 / -0

almost, she lost in a narrow race, then sued for a recount.

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Batch77 2 points ago +2 / -0

she really does think she is the governor, that is how bat shiiiit crazy she is along with the rest of the lib retards

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Threeper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oooo, pick me. Pick me. Pick meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Why is nobody listening to meeeeeeeeee!?

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flashersenpai 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK

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1776-or-1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Step down"

Haven't we had enough earthquakes this year?

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tommichael522 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmaooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Her bullshit claims of voter suppression are so absurd it's fucking laughable.

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Batch77 2 points ago +2 / -0

she is not the gov, she thinks she is. What a dumb fat ass.

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laughsinamerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

I heard she wants to walk for VP