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ShrikeDeCil 56 points ago +56 / -0

Also: "My oxygenation is reduced enough to affect me medically."

Them: (Any question about medical condition)

-> That will be a $70,000 ADA suit.

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NoSteppy2020 11 points ago +11 / -0

There is some NPC on here arguing with me about this. He is a closet liberal. Reported.

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Deaf_MAGA_Pede 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yep and someone robbed a Chase bank here in this small town I live in, with a mask. I'm surprised Chase somehow allowed the robber to flee the bank as it looks like no security was in place to prevent a robbery like locking the doors and whatever else.

Cops don't know who did it and are currently looking for the suspect. Insert facepalm emoji

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VetforTrump 15 points ago +15 / -0

Like no plastic bags in California. Oops. Single use is more sanitary.

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Deaf_MAGA_Pede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Someone robbed a Chase bank wearing mask and shit and got away with it. Cops don't know who did it and are currently looking for the suspect in this very small town I live in.

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quigonkenny 4 points ago +4 / -0

Please. That's what they want. It won't be Republican voters committing those robberies.

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freewilltrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

shoplifters have been having a field day already

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flabby-doo-dad 35 points ago +35 / -0

Bullshit. It's not my job to try to find loopholes around their policy just so I can give them my money. If they want to refuse service to me, I'll deny them my business. I'm not going to cite specific statutes that give me a clever loophole, just to help pad their pockets, while many other small businesses that are properly operated are suffering due to lockdowns.

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chambleepede 17 points ago +17 / -0

"I don't wear masks for medical reasons" and keep walkimg past them.

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slimcoat 17 points ago +17 / -0

Or, even better, just say "No" and keep walking. :)

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KAG2020WIN 6 points ago +6 / -0

In Michigan you just strait up don't wear them.

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Shariablue_Sorosbots 16 points ago +16 / -0

Illinois law: Sec. 24-1. Unlawful use of weapons.

(a) A person commits the offense of unlawful use of weapons when he knowingly:

(9) Carries or possesses in a vehicle or on or about his or her person any pistol, revolver, stun gun or taser or firearm or ballistic knife, when he or she is hooded, robed or masked in such manner as to conceal his or her identity;

I could see a Democrat D.A. seriously abusing this law.

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RedFoxOnFire 16 points ago +16 / -0

Never in my life did I ever expect to walk into a bank while wearing a mask in order to make a withdraw.

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Mexicola1976 5 points ago +6 / -1

You don't have to wear them in banks-- atleast not in Texas.

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LacyLiberty 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ha! Way to give the Karens a double take they totally didn't see coming!

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KAG2020WIN 7 points ago +7 / -0

No simp. Real women are attractive.

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DearCow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Freedom boner!!!!

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Ferrous_Tarkus 2 points ago +2 / -0

If it's federal there should be a us code on it.

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DeepWinter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not a federal code, but I found similar laws in several states, including Illinois, Idaho, and of course California. YouTuber ”Guns & Gadgets” did a video on it: https://youtu.be/3KwRNqlgKr4

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