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The top of the heap! (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by lord_nougat ago by lord_nougat +2726 / -0
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Toughsky_Shitsky 42 points ago +43 / -1

Pathetic.

Even if you are a lifelong denocrat, how do you bring yourself to vote for this senile kiddy diddling finger-blasting rapist?

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Afeazo 27 points ago +28 / -1

I still browse Reddit and it blows my mind as to how they are handling this situation. They literally are not even talking about what Biden is going to do or what policies they have. They literally are just saying vote for Biden because he is not Trump.

Hillary lost but at least she had a platform. Biden doesn’t even have that. We all need to get out and vote in November but it just blows my mind that there is a large group of voters out there who are simple voting because “one candidate is not as bad as the other.”

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lord_nougat [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

NPCs don't have policies!

We ALL need to vote, for sure!

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try4gain 2 points ago +2 / -0

They literally are just saying vote for Biden because he is not Trump.

"Not Trump" is all that matters

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awooo 18 points ago +18 / -0

Hey, the Dems wanted a candidate who can unite the country, right? I think Biden is that candidate. He's so bad, everyone will be united voting for Trump ;)

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lord_nougat [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe Bernie is secretly pro-Trump! The DNC does keep treating him like he is!

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Socialismsuckz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right. The difference is Berno believes in communism and Trump a free market. The truth is a lot of Berners if they read up on real history and economics they would be Trump supporters. In the end most Berners are confused and THINK they are fighting for "the people." I do wish Bernie would grow balls and endorse Trump. No way he doesn't realize the good Trump is doing.

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canadianhere 1 point ago +1 / -0

If the Democrats ran a ham sandwich, people would vote for it.

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lord_nougat [S] 10 points ago +11 / -1

Well... in the primary for the lulz yeah... but for president for reals?! WTF, no way! That's just nuts and no sane person would vote for this creepy senile degenerate!

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lord_nougat [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks. My bad.

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Isaiah53 6 points ago +8 / -2

Because a LOT of powerful people are at risk of spending their last days on earth in a federal penitentiary.

Demented Joe and his meth-riddled son are the weak, sloppy links in a vast, international money laundering and illegal spying crime cartel, and they will, if he loses, bring them ALL down.

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Neonentity 3 points ago +3 / -0

CCP=DNC.

They are the same entity.

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lord_nougat [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

That almost seems like an insult to the CCP... but it also seems too true!

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gamexa 5 points ago +5 / -0

They've been ass-blasting themselves with Orange Man Bad for five years now.

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nufosmatic 21 points ago +21 / -0

SOUR CREAM - and not the good kind...

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Qualityproduct 2 points ago +2 / -0

Idk but this comment reminded me of Santorum.

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lord_nougat [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

SO CREAMY!

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GeneralBoobs 10 points ago +10 / -0

Like a greasy turd, he floated to the top.

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lord_nougat [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I sure hope the political system's sewage treatment system skims him off!

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Bye-den 10 points ago +10 / -0

I grew up in Maryland and have known (about) Joke Biden for many many years.

Everyone knows he is dumb as a bag of rocks. Delaware is probably the only state he could have been elected a state senator let alone a U.S. Senator.

Remarkably, the media has managed to deep-six most of the shocking stuff he has done including his wantonly racist clip about you cannot go into a 7-11 or a dunkin donuts unless you have a slight indian accent. I'm not joking

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lord_nougat [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, so you know about Biden, but do you know about roaches?!!

Biden himself would surely tell you to vote for Trump!

...so I guess he's not all wrong!

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ProphetOfKek 10 points ago +10 / -0

Cream of the crap.

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Picador20 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cream of the Crud

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cream of the crotch

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Threebabies 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kek < --- This one
Kek
Kek
Kek
Kek

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philandy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cream of the corn pop you say.

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lord_nougat [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

That sounds NASTY!!

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Tonightm01 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sexual predator. Pedo. Racist. Years of corruption. Already a failed Presidential candidate. Was mocked back then BY THE MEDIA for copying other people's speeches. Knew about Obamagate.

And Trump is the bad one?!

Lmao.

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Canadian-Bacon 1 point ago +1 / -0

"At least he's not a ginger."

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lord_nougat [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck, man! I just got harassed by a good old friend of mine for my TRUMP flag on my boat... how does TDS turn formerly intelligent people into driveling idiots?! But I digress...

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lord_nougat [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's an insult to the foam that collects in a sewer!

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YourDaddyKnowsBest 4 points ago +4 / -0

He is the best if the best of the best !!

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lord_nougat [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's the best if the best of the best were the worst!

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YourDaddyKnowsBest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep

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lord_nougat [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

My daddy knows best!!!

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YourDaddyKnowsBest 1 point ago +2 / -1

Winners win and losers. … who cares about losers !!!

Great Meme!!!

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MagicBeans 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reminds me of 2016. Jim Webb, former Secretary of the Navy was in the first Dem debate. He came across as a rational, capable individual of not only Incredibly solid experience in managing people and systems, but seemed to be of very high character. I remember him early on before the debate going onto Hannity and he was as impressive as hell. Unfortunate for him, he also showed his hand that he was not the typical partisan hack candidate. That was all the left needed to know, he was out after the first debate. Look who they chose instead. Two elections before, they had chosen a man in Barack Obama, who had next to no political experience, not a SMIDGEN of business experience and scant basic basic work history aside from community organization, a law clerk one summer and some kind of job in an ice cream place when he was a kid. I wish I was making this up! The left turned him into some kind of messiah and ignored his radical past and long time associations with absolutely abhorrent people. This go round, they picked aN aging candidate who Is clearly in mental decline and also has a ton of recent political baggage including a rape charge. Next, the left will pick a VP candidate who is probably equally as puzzling. The Dems are like the watching the Lord of the Flies, where they are the kids who don’t have adults to supervise them and they get drunk on power and ran amok.

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lord_nougat [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

But obama was PERFECT for them, because he's blackish and actually really good at reading from a teleprompter with a sincere sounding presentation most of the time; and he had halfway decent speech writers who kept him from sounding too extremely communist and stuff the way they all do now!

He could still appeal to centrists somehow, despite a total lack of real qualifications, because DIVERSITY!

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user6395 2 points ago +2 / -0

In retrospect, the dynamics of those campaigns were interesting. After all, HRC tried to railroad Barry. Was it one Deep State power center competing against another Deep State power center? It brings up a lot of questions about the actual composition of the enemy -- how many groups are there, how they are aligned, how they work with each other, how they disagree sometimes.

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Picador20 4 points ago +4 / -0

If Ted Knight had lived long enough to play WJM newscaster Ted Baxter as a doddering old fool, he and Joe Biden would be twins.

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lord_nougat [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

That has to be an insult to Ted Knight!

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lord_nougat [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Worst soup EVER!

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lord_nougat [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can neither confirm nor deny that I both voted for him in the primary but also talked my wife and TDS mother in law to do the same!

I expected Biden to be much lulzier rather than being all pitiful and tragic. To be honest. Regardless of whether the aforementioned paragraph is either true or not...

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ChrisSuperDude 3 points ago +3 / -0

To put it in professional wresting terms, the Democratic Primaries were nothing but a number one contender-ship match to decide who was going to job to President Trump at ElectionMania 2020.

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TGNX 3 points ago +3 / -0

oof

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Fredo_Cuomo 3 points ago +4 / -1

ClimbOnMe Harris

Amy Combeater

Pete Buttplug

Crazy Booker

Chief Warren

Julian "Abortions 4 MTF Trans" Castro

Gay Inslee

Commie Sanders

JoePedo is not the cream of the crop - he's the least stinky shit in the septic tank.

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txladyvoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damning by faint praise.

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westrock2000 3 points ago +3 / -0

He was the WORST candidate they had, and was doing terrible until the media went into overdrive and delivered him. Bloomberg would have been better than this guy. Warren. Klobachar. Anyone. Because for all the flaws those candidate had, at least they could fucking speak.

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MAGA_100X 3 points ago +3 / -0

You mean: "I am the most corrupt"

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lord_nougat [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well I don't know... he has some pretty stiff competition at the DNC for maximum corruption!

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nothingberg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shit cream of the shit crop, Randy

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Caferrell 3 points ago +3 / -0

thats pretty pathetic and that is why Joe is going to be replaced

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lord_nougat [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

So much for what the voters voted for, huh?

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Caferrell 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Dems will do anything to stop Trump - but it won't work

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lord_nougat [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I pray you're correct. They do have the illegal alien vote. Or at least they think they do!

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try4gain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't think we can't lose

It's still possible

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trauncher 2 points ago +3 / -1

Biden then said.... "House Banana, makes chocolate bicycle desert popcorn.. oh. pop corn corn pop. what a tough dude. I took that chain and .. hey.. is that a fire engine? I love fire engines... I'm hungry. what was I saying? wait! Who ARE YOU? WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT CAMERA!?!?!?! MOMMY!!!!!"

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lord_nougat [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good thing he knows about roaches.

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Kashim11 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you challenging me to a push up contest cause I'll win.

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PianoPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Top of the trash heap....

Not even refined to gutter oil yet!

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lord_nougat [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's an insult to trash!

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txladyvoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Curdled.

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lord_nougat [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look, fat... it's CHUNKY STYLE!

VOTE FOR THE OTHER BIDEN!

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lord_nougat [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, I'm ready! I got my kevlar vest handy and everything!

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PacificElectric 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cream, get the money, dolla dolla bills y’all

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Skimoose69 2 points ago +2 / -0

Calculated. Trump can't really go after him and his son for corruption because of the optics. Then he can drop out after the convention and the dnc puts in who they rewlly want. Dnc is running this.....

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lord_nougat [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

The DNC: Where the primary is just a thing that they do and the votes mean nothing!

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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fact that THIS is their best candidate says a lot. Crooked was crooked, but you can't deny she was smart. This guy is just a demented old circus monkey.

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lord_nougat [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pfff!! No WAY! That stuff is tasty, and Biden does not appear to be tasty. I don't want to find out at any rate.

Would he let me taste him? I bet he'd love it.

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Neonentity 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kruschev quote:

"Whether the water is salt or fresh, shit floats."

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lord_nougat [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even nasty commies are right about some stuff sometimes!

A stopped clock, and all that.

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PianoPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cream of the Crap

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sleazysaxsolo 2 points ago +2 / -0

“SAD!” — GEOTUS

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SpezPizza 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cream of the crap

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coyote_777 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cream of that crap

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ClownShowPede 0 points ago +2 / -2

That cream spoiled long ago

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lord_nougat [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

Sour cream is even less sour!