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ChrisSuperDude 34 points ago +35 / -1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGf4NnhsXlk live footage of Pedo Joe's campaign manager as soon as Joe said it.

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NotEricC 6 points ago +8 / -2

My kids enjoyed that too Pete!

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NonyaDB 6 points ago +7 / -1

Seriously though, it does indeed feel like Trey Parker and Matt Stone are running Joe Biden's campaign.
Season 24 of South Park is probably going to be an epic trolling of both campaigns as well as the nuttiness of the Chinese virus.
Perhaps we'll see a return of "Adolf Cartman"...
Trey and Matt are not wanting for material for at least another 5 seasons.

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thrakkorzog 3 points ago +3 / -0

Except it's pretty obvious they gave up on writing SP several seasons ago, and the show has gone full on Orange Man Bad, just like every other show.

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good

I never watched it because of the intentionally bad animation

They get full marks for the puppet movie though, my ghod what a mastetpiece

TEAM AMERICA

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Jackhererer 4 points ago +4 / -0

LoL the WoW episode was great.

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Isaiah53 5 points ago +5 / -0

I just realized that Biden is literally Will Ferrell on, "The Candidate".

Absolutely funny as a movie. Terrifying as reality.

Ass & tiities...

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drumpf_is_done 20 points ago +22 / -2

is that a bottle of Johnnie Walker You Aint Black that he's drinking?

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muy_libre 12 points ago +13 / -1

Biden’s campaign manager is gonna be downing handles by the end of this campaign.

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

What is downing handles

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SixteenBeatsAOne 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am only taking a guess here. A 750ml bottle of scotch, vodka or other liquors comes in a standard bottle. But a 1.75L bottle of the same spirits is considerably heavier by comparison, and that bottle has a handle to help lift the bottle and pour.

My own experience with handled bottles was when I attended a Mickey Mantle testimonial dinner with my father when I was 8 years old, and during the night he nearly finished a 1.75 L bottle of Dewars "by the handle".

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muy_libre 2 points ago +2 / -0

A handle is 1.75L of liquor.

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks!

WAY more than I can handle

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Ioxvm 2 points ago +3 / -1

Nice name, missing an A though. :)

~The moon is a hard mistress

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Faffz 0 points ago +2 / -2

; )

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everylastjuan 5 points ago +5 / -0

I bet there's a good chance Sanders, the campaign manager, had at least something to do with Biden saying this. Maybe she told him to say it. Maybe she had been saying it around him and he just picked it up. If you notice the video, this wasn't so off the cuff. Either way they're both dumb.

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RapidAsparagus 5 points ago +5 / -0

The real reason why liquor stores are considered an essential service.

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RocketSurgeon22 4 points ago +4 / -0

Meme created by Bidens campaign manager and posted on the WIN.

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random2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

No malarkey.

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turanian_552 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's probably a matter of time before Joe Biden uses an actual racial slur on live tv. And the Democrats and the press (sorry for repeating myself) will defend him.

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Good_Behavior_Day 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's better than the time Diamond Joe used the word "roaches" to describe black kids.

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 3 points ago +3 / -0

They want to lose. Then be replaced at the dnc

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YourDaddyKnowsBest 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol he pick a loser!!!

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YourDaddyKnowsBest 3 points ago +3 / -0

JimCrowJoeBiden

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NvJohansson 3 points ago +3 / -0

A double? Just leave the bottle...

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MatthewUSA 3 points ago +3 / -0

This poor(HAHA SUCKER) man... having to suffer through Biden gaffe after gaffe.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO I’MMMMMM WEAKKKKK! I legit just audibly burst out laughing!!!! I was thinking about how blown his managers were too 🤣

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TNpedefosho 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, did you hear his voice in the recording? Sounded like the ultimate beta simp. The exact type of campaign manager that suits Biden

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symptomatic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Malarkey!

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably walking around with an IV pole with a big bag full of Xanax pushing right into a main line lolllll

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chairborne101 3 points ago +3 / -0

Symone Sanders, Biden’s Director of Pudding, doubled down on it.

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greenmutt24 2 points ago +3 / -1

I need a video of Biden saying this...

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Tarded 2 points ago +3 / -1

Polls are asshoe

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b2acctx 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is it a strange coincidence that Biden's campaign manager is Greg Schultz?

I zee nothing, I hear nothing!

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CharlesDemar72 2 points ago +2 / -0

We should call him Sargent Schultz.

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philandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Link found between Joe and Hillary's drinking.

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Mavdick96 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden's campaign manager is gonna get black out, though.

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Rothbard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah its the perfect job. Think about it if you win you are a fucking hero. If you lose everyone is like o your candidate was Joe yeah fair enough you lost. But you can add presidential candidate to your CV. Joe is the perfect client.

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GeauxTrump20 1 point ago +1 / -0

He’s gonna have to go drop a Bible of acid like Hillary Clinton back in the Summer of love.

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Heavenlyspawn12 1 point ago +1 / -0

It can't be an easy job

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nachosamplerREBORN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just think how much more air time he has to stick his foot in his mouth before the election.

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DJT_MFer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty sure at this point, with the virus basically reducing, that this lockdown is a way to keep Joe Biden from speaking too much

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OliverWillis 1 point ago +1 / -0

S to spit

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Formerlurker92 1 point ago +1 / -0

That poor man

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Farmerbob1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honestly, the Biden campaign is so far in a hole for the next election, I would not be surprised at all if this was an intentional gaffe to see if it might actually work.

It's the third quarter, and you are losing 45-7. Time to start doing trick plays and hope you can find some sort of weakness in the opposing side. Double-reverses, Hail Marys, On-sides kicks. Fake punts.

If the other side is good enough, it simply won't matter though.

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +1 / -0

1.75 L of raw liquor at a sitting?

And he lived? Man! Iron liver.