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ClownTamer 76 points ago +76 / -0

If I vote for Joe Biden...do I become black?

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DeusVultIntensifies 36 points ago +37 / -1

Stop it Shaun King. /s

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Mavdick96 11 points ago +11 / -0

Keeeeeek

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Grilledpepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Of the top variety

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everylastjuan [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

Finally the safe tanning solution I've been looking for

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ClownTamer 9 points ago +9 / -0

I know right? I like Trump and freedom and all, but if the average tanning bed is $20 a week, with $10 worth of product per session on top of that to avoid feeling the bern, that’s $30 x 52 = $1,560 a year. Trump only gave us $1,200. Biden’s offering $1,560 a year, year over year. Plus I’ll finally have Street Cred, which the media has convinced me is priceless.

I’ll lament the hit my credit score will take, but Biden’s offering a tremendous value. I might actually do the thing this November if he keeps it up.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love the math XD

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ENVYNITAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

hahahahahahahahaha

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NADSAQ 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m just in it for the unlimited n-word pass

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ThePowerOfPrayer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden nominates Nkechi Amare Diallo AKA Rachel Anne Dolezal as his VP candidate, cementing both his NAACP endorsement and fulfilling his promise to appoint a woman of color as VP.

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NonyaDB 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, but you get a free 24-hour N-word pass.

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preferredfault 9 points ago +10 / -1

Joe Biden, King of determining blackness!

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b2acctx 2 points ago +3 / -1

Hot sauce!
-Hillary Clinton

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Airscrew 8 points ago +8 / -0

Damn these are 2016 quality memes. Keep it up pedes!

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bubadmt 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought that exact thing too! Extremely high quality memes.

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BrickSuit 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's because I'm a 2016 quality memesmith

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BrickSuit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thanks for the link my MAGA brother!

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everylastjuan [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

It is an honor sir! And love your suit!

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BlissBatch 6 points ago +7 / -1

Listen, man: if you ain't my slave, you ain't black.

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b2acctx 6 points ago +7 / -1

You cropped the pic. Hillary is in the back after she got picked for VP candidate... waiting for the thing... you know

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Picador20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Native Chief: I said we need a King Kong sacrifice, not a Ding Dong sacrifice!

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ignorant_slob 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m King of the colored people!

Pssst Joe, we call them people of color now, not colored people.

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Canadian-Bacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's different. Somehow.

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Picador20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ol' Man Biden, dat Ol' Man Biden.

He must say somethin', but don't know nothin'

He jes' keeps trollin', he keeps on trollin' along . . . .

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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm getting heartburn from all this spice.

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BigleaguendTouchee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meme perfection.

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missfrew 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guy up the front knows what's going on.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very nice !!!

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Picador20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe. Joe. Joe of the Jungle, on the campaign stump.

AAAaaahhh! Watch out for that Trump!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

LMAO

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GeauxTrump20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe Biden king and spiritual leader of black folk👈

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Displayer 1 point ago +1 / -0

lmfao

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jiujiujiu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is Joe the King of the Black People?

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philandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bah, the thumbnail tricked me. I thought it was going to be another side of beef.

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ShylockRaider 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is fucking incredible.

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PianoPede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ooooooof

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HonkNJhonk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Make em dance like in the funerals.

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GulagDweller 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden looks like he's ready to belt out the Tarzan yell, awawawawwwwaaaaa! Calling all natives to vote jack ass "D" or get trampled by the big bad elephants.

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Cardinal451 1 point ago +1 / -0

Quick transition to coffin dancers after the election.

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Indiana_Jones 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was never so easy for slaves to freem themselves. Just vote for Trump. Although they'd turn white and I dunno if they'd want that. Black people turning white would receive a lot of "privilege", but would have to learn, what it's like if you get constantly shit on by pretty much everyone.

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MatthewUSA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Make it a coffin and it would be a true throne

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Flak 1 point ago +1 / -0

Need to redo and add "no malarkey" to it

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bubadmt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Come on man. If I'm elected, I will change things up! Every DUI stop will be given a malarkeylizer test to see if they're full of shit or if they need to be arres-taken in, wit-with with, taken, the metal cuffs, you know, to the thing.. and there they'll be just as smart as white prisoners-- I mean, as much as-- my times up. You ain't black JACK, lock him up. PERIOD. PERIOD!

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ShrikeDeCil 1 point ago +1 / -0

I... ... I was sure I was going to be seeing a school bus.

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Good_Behavior_Day 1 point ago +1 / -0

4chan has a Ridin' with Biden meme going on. Then Diamond Joe goes and uses it himself. Best timeline ever.

As a side note, Biden's support among blacks is 80-something percent. Which may sound good, until you realize the Dems usually enjoy 90-something per cent support. Bernie ignored the black vote and he paid for it. Now Biden is going down the same path.

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