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ClownTamer 76 points ago +76 / -0

If I vote for Joe Biden...do I become black?

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DeusVultIntensifies 36 points ago +37 / -1

Stop it Shaun King. /s

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Mavdick96 11 points ago +11 / -0

Keeeeeek

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Grilledpepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Of the top variety

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everylastjuan [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

Finally the safe tanning solution I've been looking for

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ClownTamer 9 points ago +9 / -0

I know right? I like Trump and freedom and all, but if the average tanning bed is $20 a week, with $10 worth of product per session on top of that to avoid feeling the bern, that’s $30 x 52 = $1,560 a year. Trump only gave us $1,200. Biden’s offering $1,560 a year, year over year. Plus I’ll finally have Street Cred, which the media has convinced me is priceless.

I’ll lament the hit my credit score will take, but Biden’s offering a tremendous value. I might actually do the thing this November if he keeps it up.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love the math XD

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ENVYNITAZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

hahahahahahahahaha

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NADSAQ 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m just in it for the unlimited n-word pass

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ThePowerOfPrayer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden nominates Nkechi Amare Diallo AKA Rachel Anne Dolezal as his VP candidate, cementing both his NAACP endorsement and fulfilling his promise to appoint a woman of color as VP.

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NonyaDB 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, but you get a free 24-hour N-word pass.

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0