I know right? I like Trump and freedom and all, but if the average tanning bed is $20 a week, with $10 worth of product per session on top of that to avoid feeling the bern, that’s $30 x 52 = $1,560 a year. Trump only gave us $1,200. Biden’s offering $1,560 a year, year over year. Plus I’ll finally have Street Cred, which the media has convinced me is priceless.
I’ll lament the hit my credit score will take, but Biden’s offering a tremendous value. I might actually do the thing this November if he keeps it up.
I know right? I like Trump and freedom and all, but if the average tanning bed is $20 a week, with $10 worth of product per session on top of that to avoid feeling the bern, that’s $30 x 52 = $1,560 a year. Trump only gave us $1,200. Biden’s offering $1,560 a year, year over year. Plus I’ll finally have Street Cred, which the media has convinced me is priceless.
I’ll lament the hit my credit score will take, but Biden’s offering a tremendous value. I might actually do the thing this November if he keeps it up.
I love the math XD
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