That's a shame. She's out of our league, boys.
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posted ago by Alpha-As-Fuck
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"Raging liberal feminist"
She didn't need to write that, we already knew just by looking at the photo.
Is it 97 miles to her event horizon, or to her epicenter?
That ain't coffee, that's hot lard and butter
Meanwhile I'm only 115 pounds wondering who pays for all her food.
Ebt
That's a thing I haven't thought of in ages.
Matched with coronavirus.
Hope the tatoo artist got combat pay for the boob toos...
That's like, upper chest area. Where most people collar bones would be.
Still gross.
Lotta surface area for sure.
Heartbreaking, I tell ya
Yes, its heart is breaking
Kek. Funny how she is pictured in a healthy food, hipster bistro.
I like his hairdo.
Very Trump like.
Waiter: "Someone get a mop- The blotto just leaked onto the floor..".
If she was my only female choice for the rest of my life, I would choose to be alone. I don't think she has anything to worry about with Trump supporters.
What’s sad is some desperate chump will hit the star.
It's the black pill of hookup apps.
I am 61.Kind of a shame to see a 27 year old life over. Even though she did it to herself.
Bro I love when women like this have any standards.
Funny part is when you bring up politics around normies like this, they just regurgitate the same garbage from CNN headlines and their arguments have no depth or meaning.
Also, I wouldn't bang that even if she was the last women on earth, would gladly take jamal or something over that.
And I can't wipe my own ASS.
The sad part is she’ll find the weak man she’s looking for.
I’ll bet she has at least one cat living under her pannus.
Not only out of my league, but out of my weight class. Waaaaaay out.
27, as in 27 KG just for breakfast...
Marie? More like MuhRye.
Photographer: Salacious B. Crumb
Her profile is missing the following line;
Interests: Gold bikini-wearing princesses as slaves.
Wow, never seen a person with their own zip code before.
She's too busy 😂😂
With comments like these who needs a roastme subreddit 😂