If I'm 100% OK with the government mandating a drop-dead date for USB-A and micro-USB connectors?

I'm not saying they should force Apple to change from Lightning to UCB-C like Europe is doing, just that on the other end they can't have a USB-A. I'm so fucking sick of not being able to find the right way to plug it in until the 3rd try. Yes, you read that right.

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Happy Memorial Day, pedes.