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The Final Card in Joe's Deck (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by A1waysLurk1ing ago by A1waysLurk1ing +1959 / -0
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AlphaNathan 47 points ago +47 / -0

You have played the Ralph Northam card.

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deleted 25 points ago +25 / -0
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DrMoustachio 5 points ago +5 / -0

That loss of hair could hurt him in the primaries.

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A1waysLurk1ing [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

AKA the Ace of Spades.

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MikesBigJockstrap 7 points ago +7 / -0

Joe is just suffering from a disease called 'revitiligo' ...it's the opposite of what Michael Jackson had!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rachael Dolzal has entered the chat

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LionTed 31 points ago +31 / -0

He has the ability to absorb melanin from those who turn white when they vote Trump.

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pray_for_kekistan 12 points ago +12 / -0

Ded

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LionTed 15 points ago +15 / -0
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alfredbester 8 points ago +8 / -0

"You ain't black"

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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FooLyCooLie 1 point ago +3 / -2

My sides! πŸ˜‚

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nothingberg 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's able to Bampf into another dimension where anyone actually likes him

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shang Tsung voice

Your blackness is mine!!!

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DrMoustachio 1 point ago +1 / -0

NOOOOOO!

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trumpforthewin 29 points ago +29 / -0

I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

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A1waysLurk1ing [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

Me? I know who I am.

https://youtu.be/CFG5dk1GyRo

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A_Fish_That_Talks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oddly satisfying

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Phillysmackdown 8 points ago +8 / -0

Never go full tard

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CarpenterRichard 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL πŸ˜‚

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craigmak 3 points ago +3 / -0

Obiden

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CeruleanShadow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Three dudes in one.

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human_centipede 18 points ago +18 / -0

You never go full Trudeau

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neurojerk 14 points ago +14 / -0

Marvel's newest hero: Black Pander

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deleted 2 points ago +4 / -2
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fallhollow 12 points ago +12 / -0

He can call Trudeau for tips on making it work

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Canadian-Bacon 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Lots of experience."

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alfredbester 8 points ago +8 / -0

He looks like one of the mutants from X-Men.

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A1waysLurk1ing [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

The Jogger

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ChrisSuperDude 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why do you have to do my boy Nightcrawler like that?

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alfredbester 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kurt Wagner always looked better than this chump because his heart was pure

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You_Will_Clap 6 points ago +6 / -0

Corn Pop's Last Dance

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a_chill_bro 5 points ago +6 / -1

That is one good looking man, Jack. You can take that to the bank.

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superfly 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, since he votes for Biden ...

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JebSurge 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did you have a few minutes to talk about Corn Pop?

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CyclopticErotica 3 points ago +3 / -0

Isn't this appropriating Canadian leadership culture?

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raybiker73 3 points ago +3 / -0

Porn Cop was a hard dude, bruthas...I mean, you know. The thing.

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Vatae 3 points ago +3 / -0

Snopes has come to the conclusion that this was doctored.

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nothingberg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Con Pop Was a bad Dude....I should know

I Was Corn Pop

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nothingberg 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's like a fight club...kind of...you know the thing

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ChrisSuperDude 3 points ago +3 / -0

As soon as this meme hit the computer screens Joe has officially been declared Governor of Virginia

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hotdogparty 2 points ago +2 / -0

he should come out as a lesbian while he's at it.

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boxmakingmachines 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why did you post a photo of Lori Lightfoot?

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Stumpycake 2 points ago +2 / -0

Huffington Post: Joe Biden's blackface is a bold achievement in the fight against racism. Here's why.

CNN: Trump on a racist tirade against new black Biden. White supremacists run amok.

NYTimes: Brave new black Biden touts new look. Blames Trump's Covid-19 response.

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MakeLiberalsCryAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tropic Blunder 2

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GulagDweller 2 points ago +2 / -0

Name change too, Joe Obama. That should get him into the White House.

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A1waysLurk1ing [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Quantum Tattoo Leaping the Shark

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Vashts1985 2 points ago +2 / -0

so Northam was the one in the clan costume?

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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NPCNN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden got Barack Pregnant

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Daveyboy58 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah yes, the George Hamilton Strategy. Genius.

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MegaMagaManX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Old corn-pop's a black dude!

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MatthewUSA 1 point ago +1 / -0

This actually scares me... hides in closet full of guns My natural defense shall protect me

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Duderufuckinkidding 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is fucking creepy. Why have you done this to me!?!?

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EdisonHwy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Will Photo Shop pick this image for one of their training manuals?

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Tenspot20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh-oh Black Biden, Bam-ba-lam,

Black Biden Had a Child, Bam-ba-lam,

The Damn thing Gone Wild, Bam-ba-lam,

Oh-oh Black Biden, Bam-ba-lam,

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wadewatts 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like he used to work at 7-11.

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Bigsweaties 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sheeeeeet.

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HighVoltage 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am waiting on him to say something like:

"I made those comments, but now I choose to live my life as a gay man."

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PhantomShield72 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isn't that Justin Trudeau?

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Les_Deplorables 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good enough for Trudeau. The Liberal MSM gave him a pass.

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bubadmt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe playing Yu-Gi-Oh: Look fat, I got the arms, I got the head, the legs, they're hairy legs man, and then all I need is the thing.. you know, to win the Pokemon or whatever these Jack's call it. Come on man.

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sixfingerdildo 1 point ago +1 / -0

First card, second and final card.

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JiggsawCalrissian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why not? Worked in canada

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bubadmt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well we know for a fact that he's not the head of Exodia since he is missing his cranium portion that filters out malarkey.

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journalist -10 points ago +1 / -11

Don’t need to go there...

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A1waysLurk1ing [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Karen?

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hint 5 points ago +5 / -0

His username is very relevant.

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journalist -2 points ago +1 / -3

Look I understand you are just a bunch of kids having fun, but you guys are throwing away valuable opportunities to to pry away African American votes from the Democrats by posting offensive images just so you can score a cheap laugh.

The black vote is the only thing that keeps Democrats in power.

Is that relevant enough for ya?

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FooLyCooLie 1 point ago +2 / -1

NO FUN OR MEMES ALLOWED!

Ok, Karen.

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neurojerk 3 points ago +5 / -2

It's where he went

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FooLyCooLie 0 points ago +2 / -2

"RAYCISSSSSSS!"