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Bitch_Ima_Pernis 38 points ago +38 / -0

For $250 you also get a Joe Biden decoder ring. It decodes whatever gibberish he babbles about on TV.

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I_LUV_WINNING 14 points ago +14 / -0

Drink more koolaid?

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TrumpTrainJune152015 4 points ago +4 / -0

So that's the secret!!!

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Nicktdot 2 points ago +2 / -0

C'MON MAN!

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we_won_the_war_jack 32 points ago +32 / -0

Bunch of washed up artist supporting a washed up political candidate.

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RuleoVicus 11 points ago +11 / -0

I would die laughing

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TrumpTrainJune152015 10 points ago +10 / -0

We need to meme this into reality

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canadianhere 23 points ago +23 / -0

Crow, meanwhile, is also a committed leftist activist. Last April, she pleaded with First Lady Melania Trump to stop her husband’s supposed incitement of “violence,” arguing that it is “tearing us apart.”

Sheryl Crow, 2020 (colorized)

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Bitch_Ima_Pernis 27 points ago +27 / -0

Sheryl's an idiot.

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mintyfresh 12 points ago +13 / -1

And that's on top of having the most ridiculous stage riders (stuff she requires before/during/after performing) in the business.

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Mrsattorney 11 points ago +11 / -0

Remember when she confronted Carl Rove at the Correspondents Dinner? She was raving about global warming. She also suggested that people should be using 1 square of toilet paper.

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TrumpTrainJune152015 7 points ago +8 / -1

It had its moment. However, that moment has long passed.

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Kerry000 19 points ago +19 / -0

For an extra $1,000, you get an exclusive seat between Abram's two front teeth.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 10 points ago +10 / -0

Maximum capacity: 25 persons

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Huginn 14 points ago +14 / -0

Whoopie, I can't deny that you're black, but #you ain't American.

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lerm4comptroller 12 points ago +13 / -1

When I was a little kid, she gave an interview where the guy asked her if she preferred being called black or African American. She got this look of fury I'll never forget and said, "I'm an AMERICAN."

Black is a physical descriptor--it would be like saying "blond American" or "tall American." And she's way less African than many white people, like Elon Musk or Charlize Theron.

It was absolutely beautiful, and though I was young it filled me with so much joy and hope. I'm just so sad that the person that taught me this simple logic now disavows it so thoroughly.

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Bitch_Ima_Pernis 8 points ago +8 / -0

Also: #you aint right in the head, bitch.

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Whoopies_tds 3 points ago +3 / -0

Must be the TDS?

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AceOfTrumps 11 points ago +11 / -0

Why wouldn't you just watch one of their concerts on youtube or something lmao.

https://media.thedonald.win/thedonald/post/gHYSDY4d.jpeg

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freefolk 9 points ago +9 / -0

I would pay $250 to see Biden do the old grope n sniff to Whoopi. Her face is the one doctors recommend people to look at if their erection lasts more than 4 hours.

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Mddet 6 points ago +7 / -1

And that guitar is a Chibson!

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MonkeyCzarFunny 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Everyday is a whining road..."

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Bigsweaties 6 points ago +7 / -1

It cost zero to close the window. I'd watch it for free just for entertainment. I'd love to watch Whoopi suck an old white man's dick.

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VetforTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Zoom ..isn't that a Chinese owned deal

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EricCharliemella 5 points ago +5 / -0

The first word of the article is spelled wrong. Journalism is DEAD, bury it.

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RIPIsaacKappy 5 points ago +5 / -0

That will really get the youth excited. A washed up singer who had 1 hit 20 years ago and the woman who brought you hits like Sister Act 2 and Jumping Jack Flash.

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JohnWayne2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well, guess who just got deleted entirely from my music library? Fuck you, Sheryl Crow.

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JediMasterGandalf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do it for the rest of us. I cannot delete from my library what never existed.

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JohnWayne2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fair enough. She had a couple songs I liked, but not any more. To be fair, two of them were duets with George Strait, so that helped her.

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Phillysmackdown 4 points ago +4 / -0

For $250 you get a decoder for ebonics and dementia.

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Mexicola1976 4 points ago +5 / -1

I would sooner make a $250 donation to Hamas than give Biden even $1.

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doodaddy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did you know that Kevin Gilbert really wrote her one successful album, along with the Tuesday Night Music club? I was a big Gilbert fan. If you listen to him for a while it's obvious that he wrote all the lyrics and threw in a pop ballad "All I Wanna Do."

Which is normal for the industry until she went on TV and claimed she wrote the lyrics.

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rooftoptendie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kevin Gilbert got one of his first big breaks writing music for Madonna, and died at 29 of "accidental asphyxiation". Wonder if they found a red scarf with his body.

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doodaddy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Heh. You a fan? I've got the original release of Shaming of the True.

I knew about the autoerotic claim but it used to be a lot harder to find information on people back then. I also, geekily, have a VHS tape that I ordered, of an interview with him just to see who he was. Back then you just didn't get information on someone who wasn't an A-List celebrity.

Sad that he got close enough to fame a few times such that I guess it drove him crazy. He could have probably been the next Jude Cole or even Hans Zimmerman. :)

If you feel like looking it up, listen to "Fun." It's clearly an inverted version (both melodically and emotionally) of "All I Wanna Do" but with Crow as the center of the story.

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thursday?? Really??

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txladyvoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those two hostesses? Hosed is a great replacement word LOL!

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BoughtByBloomberg 3 points ago +3 / -0

You get a VR sniff.

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thedirtmerchant 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is how you launder money... nobody will be watching yet Joe’s campaign will magically make millions from it.

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spezisthedevil 3 points ago +4 / -1

Probably some type of money laundering scheme, because in reality, people wouldn't pay $0.25 to watch that Alzheimer's ridden criminal babble.

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PhantomShield72 3 points ago +3 / -0

"hosed by" --> seriously, do not fix that typo.

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rooftoptendie 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek!

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LostViking1985 3 points ago +3 / -0

Games going digital didn't lower the price either. I miss box art and rich manuals.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've never wanted to pirate something just to not watch it. But this I want to.

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JKillen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sheryl Crow!? What do they have on you? Tell daddy.

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Bopzz 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a scam to skirt election contribution laws now some loaded lib tards can buy thousands of "virtual seats" and all that money goes to sleepy joe. TOTAL SCAM!!

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

That stupid song about getting drunk all night always did annoy me...

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squanchingonpao 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whoopi is starting to look like those twins on the 2nd matrix movie

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nachosamplerREBORN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kind of like how full-blow communism ‘starts-at’ ‘democratic socialism’. WTF does more than $250 get you? A better Zoom seat?

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CmonPeopleGetReal 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope Kid Rock smashed it Red, White, and Blue style

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