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Ingersoll_Causality 36 points ago +38 / -2

Is it just me or is that Mr. Bean in a white bikini??!?

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CommieCucker 21 points ago +22 / -1

I see it xD Still would bean that bean

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1776-or-1984 13 points ago +14 / -1

Ahahahaha shiiiiiet

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sr_bean 12 points ago +12 / -0

Well... Hello

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magaspif 10 points ago +10 / -0

cannot unsee

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Restore_Sanity 8 points ago +10 / -2

The tradition started because the French navy was incredibly powerful two hundred years ago and folks didn’t bother drawing the flur de lis on their flag when surrendering to them. What in heaven’s name happened to the French.. #sad.

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Paul_Revere 10 points ago +10 / -0

What happened to them was that they became effete pseudointellectuals. Which is exactly what the American left wants us to become.

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Neonentity 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'll take Creative History for 1000, Alex.

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Rothbard 3 points ago +3 / -0

1820 nah. They didnt have a powerful navy since they got fucked in the 7 years war. They recovered it in time to get crushed again in the Napoleonic wars.

The French did support the US in the revolution only cause they hated the UK.

In saying that the US more than paid back that debt with helping the french revolution and saving them in WW2.

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Pappy_Gunn 2 points ago +4 / -2

What's the flag color for getting routed and fucking off back to England abandonning your allies?

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BlackFlag 4 points ago +4 / -0

What's the flag color for thinking the Maginot Line would work 4 decades after the invention of the airplane?

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dukeofdoorcounty 5 points ago +6 / -1

first post under "rising"

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TDAF 13 points ago +14 / -1

Go on....wave the white flag.

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nufosmatic 2 points ago +3 / -1

Are you surrendering?

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nufosmatic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden would stammer and make unintelligible noises. Which might prove he's male... and might not...

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BigIslandFrog 11 points ago +11 / -0

Raise your hand if you're American.

Raise BOTH hands if you're French.

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Pappy_Gunn 1 point ago +3 / -2

Swim for England if you're British

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CisSiberianOrchestra 11 points ago +11 / -0

Damn, that blonde is hot as hell.

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Thearchduke 1 point ago +4 / -3

I'll take the brunette over 5 of that blond. NOT that there's anything wrong with the blond!

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Trumper007 8 points ago +8 / -0

AMERICA FIRST

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dataonly 7 points ago +8 / -1

Not a mask to be found!

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nufosmatic 4 points ago +4 / -0

I feel safe...

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ThePatriotGames2016 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nice

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Nitrojunkie72 4 points ago +4 / -0

I surrender

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Jasongraham503 4 points ago +4 / -0

We have the best women. 💯💯💯

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Ucanttakeskyfromme 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hate to see the french flag retreat but i love to watch it go

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XpatDemocrat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why are you wearing my mask like that?? Its okay, looks better on you anyway

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redditadminssuckit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahaaaaaa

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Zippythekid 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha, French flag

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KeepingAmericaGreat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hover hand equivalent for a heterosexual woman.

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Skogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why is the thumbnail blurred!?

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GreazyCheeks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Smoking bodies, but the brunette looks like Mr. Bean.

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Rubberbunnies 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s sad that France has fallen so far. Back on that evil place we used to be, someone posted a timelapse video of Europe’s borders for the last thousand years, and for one thousand years France defended her borders, her people, and her culture. She was a bulwark against the Muslim disease spreading further in from Spain. She was the epitome of culture at one point and was a respected power.

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RedderIsBetter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good joke but remember: There wouldn't be a USA it weren't for frogs

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SamQuentin1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you sure that’s not an American flag and a RINO flag?

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Pappy_Gunn 1 point ago +3 / -2

Miss England could not make it for the picture. She got routed by Miss Germany and fucked off back to Englad via a Dunkirk ferry.

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not_a_shill 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have you ever seen Big Mike in a bikini?

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Based_and_proud 1 point ago +1 / -0

America wins again

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JoePCool14 1 point ago +1 / -0

Keep this away from Creepy Uncle Joe.

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Thearchduke 9 points ago +10 / -1

It's sort of a "since WW2 joke".

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AsapBobandi 2 points ago +3 / -1

I saw a French made rifle on ebay once. The description stated never shot and dropped once.

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

They don't sell guns on Ebay, but they do sell original joke books.

They also sell history books for the uninformed. France has fought a 168 wars; won 109, lost 49 and 10 draws. That is the most prolific military record in history. Now go buy those books.

And yeah, satire or not, l have dual citizenship so any cretin who spits on either of my flags, (and France being our closest ally ever) makes it personal and goes bye bye.

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AsapBobandi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok, frog