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ThePenisBetweenUs 132 points ago +132 / -0

Trump had this on his Snapchat. He needs to tweet this. Black people love shit like this.....

...oh wait.,.. EVERYONE likes shit like this.

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WhitePowerRanger 43 points ago +43 / -0

Joe Biden here; I think I speak for all black people when I say they like this. And if they have a problem figuring out if they like this or not, than they ain’t black!

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HanAssholeSolo 11 points ago +11 / -0

I’m guessing a lot more black people like this video than black people who like Biden for President.

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NADSAQ 6 points ago +9 / -3

obviously you ain’t black; you’re here

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CQVFEFE 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's being facetious, mocking Biden

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NADSAQ 1 point ago +4 / -3

It was a reference to Joe Biden dipshit

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BeardyMcBalderhead 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok Joe

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HappyPedeInCA 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the comment I was waiting for lol

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ThePowerOfPrayer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Of course you're not black if you're voting for Trump. Biden's word is law.

Note- Rachel Dolezal will be voting for Biden.

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CQVFEFE 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol I was about to say, I am not black and I fucking loved it.

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But of course it goes without saying you and I are not black, since we're here supporting Trump. Not only are we not black, but also all the hundreds of thousands of black Trump supporters throughout the US are not black, according to Creepy—in whose gradually gelatinizing mind people who thought they were black their whole life and are indeed black can be not black if he declares it thus This is a tactic designed to shame them into voting for him.

He can just bequeath whiteness on black people at will. This is a weapon he threatens black people with if they dare to think they are as good as a white person, that they can make up their own mind, and not vote for him.

"You have a question?! Listen, if you [insert free thought here], then you ain't black!" = "Don't get uppity, N---er! Don't you dare start thinking you can question who's better between me and Trump. Don't start thinking. If you [sic] black, then you get back in line, and do as I say!"

That's the translation from the classic fossilized white racist Democrat viewpoint pimped by Biden. As his brain slowly softens, Joe's real feelings come slithering out of his mouth, uncensored, along with the usual gibberish like I, Joe Biden, can beat Joe Biden in our race for the Senate! Right, honey? Oh, that's you, sis. How old are you? Come here. ::snifffff:: Nnnnhhhnhnn. Ghod, you're well endowed for 14! Yes siree! No serious dates with old men til you're 13! You gotta...it's just...but...you gotta...I mean...the...ih...ihh...we gotta...reassur—look. Here: my...my...*

It's like he's never not plastered.

* Ending passage beginning with "You" is actual direct quote from one of his homespun basement wisdom sessions

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Vegans4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hope he keeps the meme game going because it will get a LOT of young people on board

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