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murkdollasign 49 points ago +52 / -3

I can't think of a woman who I would want to wife up more than her. This is legit no exaggeration.

Sure, there are plenty of 10/10 models out there, but I'm talking about marriage material here.

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Marshall 52 points ago +53 / -1

I'd hate to be on the receiving end of her displeasure.

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GenericInsult [S] 29 points ago +30 / -1

Can you imagine being married to her and have an argument... about anything? She would shred you.

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morphagent 8 points ago +8 / -0

Still worth it.

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deleted 8 points ago +9 / -1
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Biblical_cosmology 7 points ago +8 / -1

Unfortunately, I can only upvote you once. :-D

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NC_patriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Opens Powerpoint deck.

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Chopblock 5 points ago +6 / -1

You can’t tell me how you feel about the question I asked!

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ArdentGrasshopper 26 points ago +26 / -0

Haha, imagine coming in the living room with two tomes of all the records of your past misdeeds and throwing them at you verbally :D

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HowardRoark 21 points ago +21 / -0

That's someone's fetish.

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rubberkidney 9 points ago +9 / -0

you know that it would be righteous though and that you deserved it.

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Marshall 3 points ago +3 / -0

True, but I couldn't handle the pressure.

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Marshall 3 points ago +3 / -0

Both.

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permissible_missile 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lucky bastard

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ryenski 29 points ago +29 / -0

Being married to this woman is a terrifying prospect.

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ZacPetkanas 36 points ago +36 / -0

Being married to this woman is a terrifying prospect.

The disagreement starts and she pulls out the binder. You're fcked.

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Nonehundred 19 points ago +19 / -0

Oh shit, I'm a visual learner. She's breaking out the PowerPoints.

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Bubtwilu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here is a picture of our toilet. Notice how the lid goes up and down not just up. I’ll give you the weekend to study it.

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AlohaSnackbar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Might come in handy if she's breaking down the game film with a pointing stick.

"See this thrust here? It was slower, and to the right, where you can CLEARLY hear me saying faster,faster,faster,up,and to the left,LEFT!"

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ProphetOfKek 16 points ago +16 / -0

You gotta keep your own counter-binder 😂

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womp-womp-twice 6 points ago +6 / -0

😁 counter-binder hahahahahaha

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trump_rally 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not if you MAGA

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LGriff13 16 points ago +16 / -0

You've never been married, have you? She is awesome but also terrifying.

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chopz 12 points ago +12 / -0

A woman such as this makes a man a better man. By force.

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Usa_All_Day 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lisa........Booth.......