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mintyfresh 63 points ago +63 / -0

Best line from Netflix Is A Joke, by far.

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DarkMemeDuck 29 points ago +29 / -0

The look on that lady in the front row's face... she just gets more and more sour as the show goes.

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PraiseBeToScience 18 points ago +18 / -0

lmao right now the treasoncrats are trying to cancel Jimmy Fallon because of an SNL skit he did 20 years ago.

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SwampMonsterJesus 17 points ago +18 / -1

They tried to cancel him because he invited then-candidate Trump onto his show and was actually nice to him.

I find Fallon unfunny, annoying, and terrible. He breaks character constantly. But at least he seems like a nice guy. Unlike Colbert, Kimmel, etc.

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Cheske 12 points ago +13 / -1

I think Fallon is a good guy. Colbert and Kimmel quite literally rape children and harvest their blood for youth.

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fakewhiterage 11 points ago +12 / -1

Unlike the others, he’s actually likeable and at least tries to be funny

Not to mention his material isn’t all reeee orange man bad

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thedaynos 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agree 100%. I dislike Fallon because I just don't think he's funny and he kisses too much ass. But I don't detect hatred from him like most of the other late night shows. His jokes don't revolve around "here's my political opinion and an insult towards a politician, please pretend that was a witty joke and laugh/clap".

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xmetalgod 2 points ago +2 / -0

And he does have actual talent unlike those two other cucks.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 14 points ago +17 / -3

We wuz constitution writers

Gimme a break

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mintyfresh 17 points ago +17 / -0

🤣 It's known as a "setup" in the business.

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cuckslasher 2 points ago +2 / -0

the realest niggas to ever live

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +3 / -1

Your link isn't clear: are you referring to the second impression?

Because that one entirely represents how I perceive his drastic shift of career, from being funny to playing defense.

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mintyfresh 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's the setup for the line ("That's YOU") the poster above me referenced, and the original bit.

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ReligionOfPoop 72 points ago +74 / -2

I go back and forth on Chappelle.

He's arguably my favorite comedian. I was in middle school when chappelle show was big, but having rewatched it when I got older, I love it even more.

Knowing what I know of him now...he is an irrational leftist, right down to the religion of poop, but he is not obnoxious about it, and I never hear of him in a negative light (negative light being like Deniro, Swift, Silverman, etc.)

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mintyfresh 53 points ago +53 / -0

He is what he is. What he definitely is about is giving zero fucks and being tired of bullshit.

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Oda_nicullah 35 points ago +35 / -0

Well if the liberal movie industry was always trying to put you in a dress like they’ve done every other black male actor you’d probably feel the same way.

Just trying to keep the black man demoralized and on the plantation

He said fuck all that shit and dipped out and they called him crazy for it

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 13 points ago +14 / -1

Damn is that thing about the dresses true? I was just thinking that shit the other day while watching rush hour, I was like why the fuck does Chris tucker play a tranny in fifth element?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes, they tried to get Chappelle to do that. He said fuck no.

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BlackFlag -5 points ago +2 / -7

Left to go to Africa after he got screwed out of a few hundred million, said he's never coming back.......

Then shows up again, looking different, sounding different, no more voice impressions, not funny anymore.... and no one thinks that's fucking weird?

At least Marshal Mather's clone replacement is a better rapper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWGiI8uCG18

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arebee 8 points ago +9 / -1

thats fucking weird as bro. it's almost like dave chapelle aged and looks different. SPOOKY SHIT GOING ON. wtf how does it even work? this is like the mystery of magnets. spooky spooky

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drsowells1fan 4 points ago +4 / -0

But Yang Gang? Why bother endorsing a candidate at all? Dave has guns, but he wants gun grabbing President who cries like a little girl and squirts whipped cream in his supporters mouths? I don't get it.

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xBigCoffinHunter 2 points ago +3 / -1

Well those gun restrictions wouldn’t apply to Dave of course. None of this shit applies to them.

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ReligionOfPoop 5 points ago +5 / -0

well yes, that's funny. That's his job.

But that doesn't change what's underneath, making him "less leftist."

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StillplayenSometimes 37 points ago +37 / -0

I've learned to dissociate people's politics from entrainment unless they bleed in together, then I don't watch. Great example is Sunny in Philadelphia whole cast are extreme cucks, but their show doesn't really have politics and when it does it suprisingly even handed like the gun episode. Such a hilarious episode.

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ReligionOfPoop 16 points ago +16 / -0

Apparently they do it well because I love that show. That is a perfect example.

...all of them though? God dammit.

"Thats just liberal bullshit frank"

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SwampMonsterJesus 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm the same way. I work in Hollywood so I'm kinda forced to be around leftists constantly. I've always been good at seperating the art from the artist. IASIP is a great example. Although they seem like reasonable people in real life who while cucked wouldn't forcibly do anything to you.

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Cheske 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, spill! Who have you heard are pedophiles?

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SwampMonsterJesus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've been lucky/smart enough to avoid pedophiles. I've worked in both reality TV and film (and was an actor as a kid), and the only pedophiles I've heard of was Bryan Singer and probably Weinstein, I did run into a writer/director who said he believed Weinstein could make a come back, but that was in 2018.

I worked at a mid-sized company focusing on kid's content, and all of them hated pedophiles and abusers. One of my bosses even was a Trump-supporter after President Trump was elected. My other jobs were in reality (but not the trashy shows) and all had honest, hard-working, charitable people working on those shows.

From what I have seen as an actor (I haven't acted in a decade+), avoid Dan Schneider, Bryan Singer, and probably some Disney shows. The show I acted on (for four or five years) was completely safe.

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 14 points ago +15 / -1

He’s on the left but he’s like a 1990’s Democrat. So the left has to try to eat him. Just sit back and enjoy the show.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +3 / -1

There's a difference between a leftist and a liberal.

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 0 points ago +1 / -1

I don’t give a fuck.

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Trumpington_DC 13 points ago +15 / -2

I don’t think he’s a leftist. I think he makes up his own mind and sticks to it. Some ideas might be left, right, or middle. He’s a free thinker.

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grz313 [S] 24 points ago +26 / -2

If you have a d***, you need to shut the f*** up on this one. Seriously! This is theirs; the right to choose is their unequivocal right. Not only do I believe they have the right to choose, I believe that they shouldn’t have to consult anybody, except for a physician, about how they exercise that right. Gentlemen, that is fair. And ladies, to be fair to us, I also believe that if you decide to have the baby, a man should not have to pay. That’s fair. If you can kill this motherf***er, I can at least abandon him. It’s my money, my choice. And if I’m wrong, then perhaps we’re wrong. So figure that sh-t out for yourselves.

Anyone who is capable of laying that out is a free thinker, and is OK in my books.

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CacheCollector 6 points ago +6 / -0

That was a great setup. He had me going, like uhh, here we go, they got em, the left got em hes brainwashed ... ooohhh... I'm a fool, and that's hilarious .. and accurate ... and makes you think.

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BeMyFren 12 points ago +14 / -2

Chappelle is a real American patriot. I don’t agree with his politics but I agree with his values. He defends free speech. We are very lucky to have Dave. He is our generations Richard Pryor.

Dave Chappelle is the most free person on earth. I envy his look on life and the way he lives it. Exactly on his terms at all times. When he had the chance to sell out he walked away to remain true to himself.

You don’t have to agree with his politics to see him for the man that he is.

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SwampMonsterJesus 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would kill to have Chappelle, Pryor, Carlin, and Lenny Bruce together for a show.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +3 / -1

I disagree that Dave Chappelle "lives life on his terms." He's horribly constrained. sjwism ruined comedy. Dave doesn't do comedy anymore. He just can't help but be funny, so he does that instead.

It's such a stark difference that many people swear he's not the same person, but has been swapped out for a clone or some shit.

He's brilliant. His Law and Order skit should be school curriculum!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

"I'm rich, bitch!" Those were some golden years.

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The_RedWolf 17 points ago +17 / -0

That DC special was amazing. Even die hard liberals I know were dying at his LGBT Car joke

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LaymanLeathers 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dave Chappelle making american great again by dragging along lefties like tim Pool 😂 they all kinda weird but I guess it takes some weirdos to save some weirdos.

We truly have the best people on earth right here in the USA. Love my country so much

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The_RedWolf 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don’t even think DC is republican, he just doesn’t give a fuck

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Loathsome_Left 10 points ago +10 / -0

The Imperial College model clearly shows Chappelle will be the next White House Press Secretary. It's Science.

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grz313 [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

"Why the sore tendies? Are you anti-science?"

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lifeisahologram 7 points ago +7 / -0

What has Chappelle said/done recently?

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Junkevil 12 points ago +12 / -0

His last stand up special, which was hilarious. Came out last year, I forget the name.

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CA-Patriot 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sticks and Stones

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TDAF 5 points ago +5 / -0

High Quality Meme!

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WestCoastG 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hahah, saw your Jones, raised you Chappelle, and got a sticky

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grz313 [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

I feel a little dirty, which must mean I am doing it right.

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1776-or-1984 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Chappelle/Jones swap is not doctored, I REPEAT, NOT DOCTORED.

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IcculusBased9 4 points ago +4 / -0

Straight up tactical brilliance

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grz313 [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

I was wondering the same. Would he be spicier?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +4 / -1

No way. Nobody's spicier than Chappelle. Original Chappelle I mean. Except maybe Bill Burr, who I think would make a better AG than than Bill Barr.

Seriously, think about it: Bill Barr will immediately prosecute foreigners, Republicans, basically anybody except the DS because he's chickenshit. Bill Burr gives 0 fucks. If he saw something wrong that needed to be stopped and had the power to stop it, it's be stopped.

Press Secretary? It'd never be anything more than a skit. A GREAT skit though! Have them tag team the brain dead.

Now James motherfucking Woods? HE could straight up be Press Secretary, lol

I think we want Kayleigh for like ever though

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grz313 [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

Seriously, think about it: Bill Barr will immediately prosecute foreigners, Republicans, basically anybody except the DS because he's chickenshit. Bill Burr gives 0 fucks. If he saw something wrong that needed to be stopped and had the power to stop it, it's be stopped.

Is there a Burr / Barr typo meme? Because there needs to be.

Now James motherfucking Woods? HE could straight up be Press Secretary, lol

Bro. Hahahaha awesome concept.

I think we want Kayleigh for like ever though

No argument here.

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Tellman125 3 points ago +3 / -0

14M VIEWS: Dave Chappelle on the Jussie Smollett Incident

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZXoErL2124

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123breadman 3 points ago +3 / -0

He voted for Obama twice

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NADSAQ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oil? Who talkin’ bout oil? Bitch, you cookin’?

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John_Miller__ 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Spice Must Flow

https://youtu.be/E_fzSc_i0Tc

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JVLibtard 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Kayleigh Ghost Pepper sauce is addictive.

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TheWhitestOfFangs 2 points ago +2 / -0

The spice must flow!

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Scroon 2 points ago +5 / -3

That's weird. How'd that leftist, Illuminati-cuck parading as woke get stuck at the top there? Must be some corruption in the data table.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

I still needa watch chapelle’s special!!!!!!!!

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HerbertHumperdink 1 point ago +1 / -0

ahahhaha

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Darkheartisland 1 point ago +1 / -0

Clown shows need a comedian

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MatthewUSA 1 point ago +1 / -0

SPICY

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JoePCool14 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this that "science" I'm always hearing the Communists and propagandists talk about?

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Ottoandersson -1 points ago +1 / -2

Chapel is a race baiting joke stealing bitch.

Ask him what he thinks about white suicide and white drug problems.