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chinita_atx 8 points ago +8 / -0

China bought Duterte. Guy's corrupt as shit.

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lifeisahologram 5 points ago +5 / -0

Unfortunately China is trying to reintroduce the tributary system from ancient China, they want the region to view China as the center and guarantor of security.

Fortunately for us, they fucked over South Korea, Taiwan, and Japan so much, aint no fucking way those countries bend the knee.

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Billionaired 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not sure I believe this. Duterte said in an interview that he likes Trump. But the problem is he cannot get the help he needs from the US because of the partisan bullshit in congress and the senate. And so Duterte turns to those who can help. Not sure he sold his soul to China, but I heard he was looking at getting close to Russia. Who knows? ¯_(ツ)_/¯ But he did say he likes Trump a lot!!!

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chinita_atx 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know. That's my country of birth.

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raver9876 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are some people of Chinese ethnicity in the Philippines so the Philippines must be considered a part of China. Same thing with Singapore, Malaysia, Indonesia, Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia. Outer Mongolia must also be rejoined with Inner Mongolia. N. Korea must also become a new province of China.

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tgwbd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have an upvote for that sly satire, ‘pede.