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xBigCoffinHunter 34 points ago +35 / -1

It also jumps from less than 1% to 100% mortality rate in polling places.

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pmmeyourproblemsolva 26 points ago +26 / -0

Also, it's apparently much more active at night, that's why everything has to shut down at either 6pm or 9pm depending, except at gas stations, the smell of gas pumps drives it away 24/7.

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BadManOrange 19 points ago +19 / -0

It is impossible for it to go through a cloth mask.

Going outside with no one around still requires you to wear a mask (I've seen it)

Driving in your car requires you to wear a mask (I've seen it)

It can only get on your face (covered by mask) or hands (wash them for 20 seconds!), but your clothes are immune.

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texaspede 9 points ago +9 / -0

It must enter through your hands, otherwise why would those same people be wearing gloves all day? No need for goggles though, it can't enter there.

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BeBest 5 points ago +5 / -0

So... you're saying that the goggles do nothing?

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pmmeyourproblemsolva 8 points ago +8 / -0

A friend of a friend went to Juárez last week, and was saying they were pulling people over for driving without masks.

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Tardigrade 9 points ago +9 / -0

It also can't be sexually transmitted, provided of course you stay 6 feet apart at all times.

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TripleBlack 8 points ago +8 / -0

You forgot that it is more contagious at night.

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enoughdakka 2 points ago +2 / -0

This one is actually unironically true given how fast sunlight kills it

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malooch 8 points ago +8 / -0

it's especially deadly at a quiet beach on a 90 degree day so be sure to stay inside under your covers and watch don lemon on your ipad all day

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doodaddy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Exactly. No one seems to joke about the Amazon box. Instead of a few people touching it at the store, it comes from an incubator with a million boxes, a few people who touched everything touching it, then put it in a truck with other boxes that were touched by those people then distributed to me by a person who touched everything in the truck.

If this thing were anywhere near deadly, we made the best vectors for it.

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Snipthetipandsip 4 points ago +4 / -0

Been doing instacart while i wait for the production industry to come back. My god, some of the delivery instructions have me in stitches "don't ring the doorbell, leave on porch and we will collect after you've left". Do these people not understand 10 different hands touched the product before i even got there? Why does there also seem to be a political bias associated with people fearing the china virus? Every house i go to with detailed intrustions about safety also have a coexist bumber sticker on their cars...

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FragrantDude 1 point ago +2 / -1

If they thought for themselves, would they be collectivists in the first place?

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grenades_and_ham 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shivering from fevers associated with Covid-19 has been known to chip teeth.

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HowdyModi 0 points ago +2 / -2

Funny, but it’s about probabilities 😜

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enoughdakka 3 points ago +3 / -0

So is not wanting to live near or send your kids to schools with people of certain demographics.

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HowdyModi 1 point ago +1 / -0

So you're in agreement?