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Desperado 98 points ago +99 / -1

Joe's features are so close together you could black both his eyes, break his nose, and bust his lip...all with one punch. I'm only half-joking. I've never seen a face quite like his. It's like his nose is a black hole sucking his eyes and mouth toward its event horizon.

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bubadmt 56 points ago +57 / -1

He sucked one too many dicks, that's usually the culprit. I've seen Scarborough syndrome before, nasty ailment, very disrespectful.

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PRODIGYgfx 30 points ago +30 / -0

Name checks out