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Self explanatory (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Djpele12 ago by Djpele12 +3165 / -0
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Afeazo 29 points ago +29 / -0

Okie doke

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CommiesEatBugs 22 points ago +22 / -0

You didn't build that!

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eupraxia128 17 points ago +17 / -0

My muslim faith.

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ImpeachTheWitchHunt 13 points ago +13 / -0

Me and Michael,... errrr Michelle, Michelle!

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crucialchicken 9 points ago +11 / -2

chew soap.

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ImpeachTheWitchHunt 6 points ago +6 / -0

I chuckled

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MrJohnson 4 points ago +4 / -0

I always laugh when entrepreneurs think they built their businesses. Fools. You didnt build that! Gubmint made it happen. Now it's time for you to pay gubmint our due !

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NuclearDreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

I saw the remix before I ever saw the actual speech footage and thought he just said "if" a couple times and it was brilliantly edited to seem more exaggerated. Then when I saw the actual footage I cracked up.

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kerbonklin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Surely a timeless classic!

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weallscreamforMAGA 26 points ago +26 / -0

Including an Attorney General.

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SquiggyMcPepe 11 points ago +11 / -0

Watergate was a scam too. The 'crime' was two young volunteer campaign staffers bugging the phone the dnc campaign office used to call up hookers and other goodies. They were stupid and got caught and when Nixon was told about it he basically laughed and had it covered up. Not the most honest thing to do but it got leaked to the press and they turned it from a story of two bungling kids trying to catch the opposition ordering up some hookers and booze into this arch criminal conspiracy to subvert the constitution and destroy our democracy with Nixon as its nefarious leader. Nixon didn't see it coming and he reacted badly again and that just put blood in the water for his enemies on both sides which their unending media blitz coverage eventually led to his resignation. Sound familiar?

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NotGoodAtNames 9 points ago +9 / -0

You forgot the part where forest was the one who called the police on them.

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SquiggyMcPepe 3 points ago +4 / -1

Haha great movie.

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SquiggyMcPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

It wasn't even a crime then. They were pushing for impeachment over his firing of the ag over his bungling of the entire situation but the media spun it as political revenge and public opinion tanked so he resigned. Nixon did nothing wrong.

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IcculusBased9 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lad

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try4gain 22 points ago +22 / -0

Spying on an incoming president, helping release classified info, Hillary illegal email server, impeachment of a president based on BS made up with help of last president.

Obama legacy is not good.

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IcculusBased9 13 points ago +13 / -0

Benghazi, Lois Lerner, money to Iran, John Rosen

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ImpeachTheWitchHunt 10 points ago +10 / -0

IRS scandal, fast and furious... The list is longer than the energizer bunny.

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TearsMakeTheBestAmmo 9 points ago +10 / -1

You know, the one thing that really bugs me that I havent seen mentioned at all..

In the tapes, Joe is shown to be in control of the Ukraine government by having 3 of the 5 major political factions in his pocket.

How did he get them in his pocket?

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TearsMakeTheBestAmmo 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes, but there has to be something more. We know about the actions taken by all of their kids, but it doesnt explain how he managed to get 3 foriegn political factions in his pocket to the point that he was asked to sway votes, in the Ukraine. How did he get that power? What carrot did he use?

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weallscreamforMAGA 10 points ago +10 / -0

You forgot “michaelfucking” between big and potato

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IcculusBased9 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dass a big Twinkie

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Afeazo 11 points ago +11 / -0

CNN: potatoes are racist

WaPo: Nazis fed potatoes to starving camp prisoners for energy to work slave labor

NBC: Ever since the Irish potato famine, potatoes have been used as a right wing tool for mass death

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NimblePepeCentipede 9 points ago +9 / -0

Dont care what kind of potatos they are, as long as in the end, there mashed!!

MAGA 2020

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CovfefeAnon 8 points ago +8 / -0

POTUS: About Obamagate

The Left: It's not a tuber

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pmurTJdlanoD 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dems: "Potato, potahto, let's just move on?"

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MatthewUSA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Facts

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weallscreamforMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

WHATS TATERS, PRECIOUSSSS?!!!

Where’s the arrests, eh?!!!

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TaxingTheP00r 4 points ago +4 / -0

inb4 they build America's first gulag in Alaska just for Obama

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Licensetomeme 3 points ago +3 / -0

"It's still only worth one!". - Triggimli.

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Darkheartisland 3 points ago +3 / -0

They call me tater salad

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CommiesEatBugs 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only question now should be: Lethal injections, electric chairs, firing squads or hangings?

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IcculusBased9 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the fucking best. Simplicity at it's finest.

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williammcfadden 2 points ago +2 / -0

Heck, Watergate was one tiny potato with the media reporting that it was the most important potato in food history.

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GenericInsult 2 points ago +3 / -1

0bamagate would have been better represented as a giant, steaming pile of shit.

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MySidesGoUp 2 points ago +2 / -0

All is see is Morning Joe....feeling..dizzy....gonna fall down some stairs....

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DankoJones84 2 points ago +2 / -0

Watergate was about Nixon covering up opposition research he had done on his opponent. That was a big deal back then, but it's really not any more apparently. It's been proven that Hillary Clinton's campaign paid Christopher Steele for lies about Trump, and no one in the media even cared, apart from Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson. So yeah, Watergate would definitely be considered small potatoes by today's standards.

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grenades_and_ham 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jaywalking versus Sedition.

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Neonentity 2 points ago +2 / -0

Watergate=small potatoes.

I see what you did there!

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al45 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn I was going to make this very same meme but I got distracted watching SpaceX stuff

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DaNangDick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well done pede.

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Pray4USA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok is the potato on the right real??

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weallscreamforMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Replace truck with keyboard

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g0rdy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ain’t no small pertaters!

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TGNX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who saw this and thought of the twinkie?

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hilboggins 1 point ago +1 / -0

liberals, "Stop potatoe shaming the gates!"

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HighPedeEnergy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Here’s the big enchilada

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Taffy550 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's really big tater. Obama got some splaning to do. lol

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global_cafeous 1 point ago +1 / -0

At some point it shouldn't even be a -gate.

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Dexahexatris64 1 point ago +1 / -0

This smoking hot chick made that into a tiny house!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNBI2bzoIfM

creeper vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bug6kt2mwWU

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AenAllAin 1 point ago +1 / -0

last one the Dems and the Press got the Prez fired (...) does that mean this time all of them get fired (jailed)?

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Troll 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yukon Gold is the only edible type of potato though.

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Sess5198 -5 points ago +1 / -6

This isn’t relevant to this particular post, but I couldn’t figure out how to write my own post on this site so I’m going to say this here.

How the fuck did this community just lay down and let reddit get their way and kick us off? We used to be strong and not give in to the bullshit thrown at us on reddit, yet we totally rolled over and let them fuck us with no real resistance for some reason. T_D was one of the largest active communities on reddit, and we just dropped it all like it was nothing. This site is fine, but it is not going to do anything to help people wake up and see the truth like we were able to do on reddit. I used to be an active daily T_D poster on reddit, and now even I just use this website maybe once a week at the most. Probably not even that often. No non-Trump supporters come here at all anymore; no one even really knows this place exists, and red-pilling liberals on reddit has most likely dropped to an almost non-existent level at this point. Our presence on reddit is probably responsible for a huge number of people coming out of that liberal echo chamber and seeing the light, and I’m sure that doesn’t happen much on reddit anymore at all.

Why did we give in so easily? We should’ve fought back! We had done nothing wrong to be kicked off of reddit (we weren’t even really kicked off, we basically chose to leave instead of staying to fight), so why the hell did we roll over and bow down to the fascists on reddit?! Knowing what the people in this community are like, it just doesn’t make sense to me that we bowed out so easily. If anyone can explain this to me, I’d appreciate it. I just hate seeing this community not being able to do what it does best: red-pilling libs.

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HeftyAdministration8 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ultimately Reddit is in charge of Reddit. The only way to escape that power is to post somewhere Reddit doesn't control.

The loss of "red-pilling libs" is sad. We can still do that here. I agree we could do it better at Reddit, but Reddit didn't like that.

Which is why it's so great that we have this place where we can post without hassles. THANK YOU, creators of thedonald.win!

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Darkheartisland 2 points ago +2 / -0

reddit mods are gay