fucking Lankford is a creep and I wouldn't let him anywhere near my kid. Fuckin weirdo that guy is. Oklahoma can't elect a decent Senator. Or governor. Or basically any representative at all. if they aren't selling off the rights to our oil and gas profits for personal gain they are in a hotel having gay sex with a barely pubescent kid that they met at their day job, which is typically the youth pastor at the local baptist church. Its okay though, they aren't doing anything wrong they are just exploring the young man's sexual identity and they are just misunderstood.
The only misunderstanding I feel is acceptable in this situation is the difficulty you have understanding someone because they have a bullet hole in their face. I can live with that one.
holy shit that blows my mind on two levels. first, i was completely unaware of Lankford's life before politics or his religious beliefs at all.. that was just a totally lucky characterization but the REALLY crazy part is I fucking went to Falls Creek during that time period. I was 16 years old and I was not a fan at all. I had a feeling it wouldn't be for me so I volunteered to drive up there and take some of the other kids bc the church van wasn't big enough. it ended up being too weird, I was straight peer pressured into "getting saved" at the nightly worship meeting and then the following night, during our "before bed bible study" i was pulled aside and lectured about how it doesnt seem like i'm in tune with God right now. Well, no shit. That'd be why i wasn't too keen on going in front of a thousand people to get "saved".
Anyways, next morning I told the other kids that rode with me if they wanted to ride with me they better be in the car in 20 minutes cuz im out. there were fucking hot chicks everywhere but it was still a fucking very bad experience for me. fuck falls creek.
fucking Lankford is a creep and I wouldn't let him anywhere near my kid. Fuckin weirdo that guy is. Oklahoma can't elect a decent Senator. Or governor. Or basically any representative at all. if they aren't selling off the rights to our oil and gas profits for personal gain they are in a hotel having gay sex with a barely pubescent kid that they met at their day job, which is typically the youth pastor at the local baptist church. Its okay though, they aren't doing anything wrong they are just exploring the young man's sexual identity and they are just misunderstood.
The only misunderstanding I feel is acceptable in this situation is the difficulty you have understanding someone because they have a bullet hole in their face. I can live with that one.
Nailed it!
holy shit that blows my mind on two levels. first, i was completely unaware of Lankford's life before politics or his religious beliefs at all.. that was just a totally lucky characterization but the REALLY crazy part is I fucking went to Falls Creek during that time period. I was 16 years old and I was not a fan at all. I had a feeling it wouldn't be for me so I volunteered to drive up there and take some of the other kids bc the church van wasn't big enough. it ended up being too weird, I was straight peer pressured into "getting saved" at the nightly worship meeting and then the following night, during our "before bed bible study" i was pulled aside and lectured about how it doesnt seem like i'm in tune with God right now. Well, no shit. That'd be why i wasn't too keen on going in front of a thousand people to get "saved".
Anyways, next morning I told the other kids that rode with me if they wanted to ride with me they better be in the car in 20 minutes cuz im out. there were fucking hot chicks everywhere but it was still a fucking very bad experience for me. fuck falls creek.
If you would have gotten saved in front of the crowd, one of those hot girls most likely would have wanted you to use the poop hole loop hole on her.