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sustainable_saltmine 14 points ago +14 / -0

this is just pathetic. the lengths people are going to "protect" themselves from a largely harmless virus

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Man0lo 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's the cone of silence!

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citizenpolitician 5 points ago +5 / -0

exactly. of course they can always call each other on the shoe phone.

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nachosamplerREBORN 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same thing I thought - but would anyone really want to hear that conversation anyway?

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Man0lo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get smart fans know what I'm talking about

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AmericaTheGreat 7 points ago +7 / -0

People don't understand how air works. It's still going to circulate...

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kag-2020- 5 points ago +6 / -1

Bucket heads.

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Trumpican 10 points ago +10 / -0

Agent 99, cone of silence.

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RockyMin 8 points ago +8 / -0

LMAO, that's the first thing I thought of too. Get Smart hahaha. And it never worked either.

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Patriot_Pat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Exactly what I thought when I saw it. Then I imagined them yelling "What?""Huh?""What""Sure""Max""What Chief, I can't hear you".

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faceaids1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fill that upside down cup up to my mouth with margarita and I'm in.

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Mad_Hattie 3 points ago +4 / -1

France loves white flags.

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OGpsywar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Always with the Privilege ...

(Oh, you said Flags)

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DeadOverRed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not sure how that will protect you from French chefs spitting in your food.

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ChilledCovfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would rather die.

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dorsal_fin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Society is slowly collapsing before our eyes.

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Popsalock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thats some get smart cone of silence, next level bullshit lol

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Basileus 2 points ago +2 / -0

People are going to say "fuck it" and risk the virus before doing nonsense like this. Even wearing a mask is a no-go for many people

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unicornpoop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Must protect themselves from their dignity.

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Gramma53 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t go there. They are liable to find out people would rather eat at home than eat in a plastic umbrella.

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Citiboi69 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mental illness level paranoia.

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freewillsetstruth 2 points ago +2 / -0

This will not save your girlfriend from a rape gang!

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SBOJ_JOBS 2 points ago +2 / -0

One can only imagine the equipment required for the after dinner "payoff"

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LibertyJustice4All 2 points ago +2 / -0

I will never visit a restaurant who endorses this and i have an expense account. Unacceptable!!

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iehava 2 points ago +2 / -0

But is it bomb-proof?

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chuckachookah 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yeah, ya know, fuck that.