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preferredfault 43 points ago +44 / -1

We could just call it "Fierce Protesting", like MSNBC did with the riots.

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NormaJeanRocks 9 points ago +9 / -0

Get your backpack, bike lock, mini bat, facemask, green hair dye ready folks!

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SemperFree 37 points ago +38 / -1

Or just ignore the social distancing.

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TheGulagKnownAsCA 15 points ago +15 / -0

This one.

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Got_Hot_Snakes 29 points ago +31 / -2

We are all joggers at a riot, there, that should be good

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bubadmt 18 points ago +18 / -0

The whole social distancing thing is just getting on my nerves. I do that for the most part anyway but someone telling me I HAVE TO do it.. yeah right.

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TheThreeSeashells 12 points ago +14 / -2

In that case, we better make sure we all wear construction boots. You know, so we at least look like joggers.

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ADAM_SCHITT -7 points ago +4 / -11

He wasn't wearing construction boots watch the videos

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Necrovoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

We don't know if they were steel toed boots. We do know they were boots with a loop on the back. Look at the left foot planted on the ground here:

https://i.imgur.com/7Fkucsm.jpg

We can also clearly see a hammer that the "jogger" dropped. Lastly, the video clearly shows the "jogger" rushing the gunman before the shot is fired. Whether they should have been trying to do a citizen's arrest at gunpoint is another matter.

That the jogger brought (and was arrested for) bringing a gun to a high school he wasn't attending is also not in question.

That the "jogger" was miles from his home is not in question. That the "jogger" was caught on video nosing around in homes still under construction is not in question.

What is in question? Where were all these piece of crap rioters when a Minnesota officer black police officer (Mohamed Noor) shot a white woman (Justine Damond) without any provocation?

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bubadmt 3 points ago +6 / -3

You're this close to getting deported, pal..

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McFatty7 22 points ago +22 / -0

Anybody else notice how quickly the news cycle changed from the Joe Biden "you ain't black", to the Minneapolis riots?

For anyone else, that comment would've been a campaign killer. This was a convenient distraction, similar to the "coincidental" shootings that kept happening in 2016.

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 14 points ago +14 / -0

We are going to loot some good times from the local stadium in the name of MAGA

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bubadmt 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm here to steal some feels

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Art-Vandelay41 5 points ago +5 / -0

Spicy!!!

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Magamom2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’d like to see their corona virus numbers over the next few weeks 😂😂

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FooLyCooLie 7 points ago +7 / -0

God-tier shitposting, right there.

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fthecoup 1 point ago +1 / -0

Always a good read!

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HongKongFluey 11 points ago +13 / -2

No masks. No distancing. Just balls out rally

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TheGulagKnownAsCA 4 points ago +5 / -1

Please don’t involve Michael in this.

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Mad_Maddy 9 points ago +10 / -1

We have the biggest riots, and some would say even the best riots. Our riots are the envy of the world.

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SpaFixr 2 points ago +2 / -0

BIG riots. There’s no problem there, believe me.

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philandy 8 points ago +8 / -0

But we're not trained crisis actors.

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righttowolfarms 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well you see, black people have been historically and systematically oppressed... and they haven’t benefitted from White Capitalism, you know... they built this country! They deserve those 70” flat screens for reparations!

Is how fucking stupid people look when they try to justify literally burning down their own neighborhoods. It’s like justifying a terrible child destroying their own room & things because they didn’t get an Xbox but the white kid next door did.

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RiverRunnerVDB 5 points ago +5 / -0

Patriot Riot sounds like a good time.

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MrSir 4 points ago +4 / -0

Could you imagine a Trump Riot and everybody is just excited.

People could even wear suits just to make the point.

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PaigeAshley 4 points ago +4 / -0

R.I.O.T. 👌

🎇Righteous. Invasion. Of. Truth. 🎇

It's a song, if anyone was curious, by Christan/gospel singer and Trump supporter, Carman.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I8OIXBD5zQQ

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OnlyTrump20 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, I'll certainly be waiting to see how much the covid numbers spike in the twin cities.

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Destineed369 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did everyone have a good time? Hell yea! It was a riot!

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SpaFixr 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m in!

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TheThreeSeashells 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do we also have to burn down the nearest AutoZone and loot the nearest Target?

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TeamHomeTeam 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well call them kerfuffles that’s such a PC way to approach these beautiful abomination of misinterpretations

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SwampDrainerLocal911 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reeeeeeeeeee

It's

Orange

Trump!

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 3 points ago +3 / -0

Brilliant! Irony is we’re already rioters in the media’s eyes. All the brave journalists who covered Trump rallies, curious why none of them were first on the scene at the MN Target?

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streakybacon 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you live in New Zealand, start a Covid Gang so that the police won't break up your funeral held inside a gangpad with 100s of people (yep, Marxists are running this two faced play all over the show).

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mrspaulrevere 3 points ago +3 / -0

Call it Taking Back the Stadiums for Social Justice, one rally at a time.

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Snipthetipandsip 2 points ago +2 / -0

Needs a spicy tag. Wew lawdy.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

A quiet riot? I'll guarantee one thing, it will be a riot, whatever it is.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Best President ever

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AZTrump2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Man, I miss the rallies so much. I’m glad I was able to catch his February rally.

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FaustyArchaeus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never understood destroying where you live

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YourDaddyKnowsBest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Best President ever

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Madinah4 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a civil protest against the Democrats.

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Gunmolester 1 point ago +1 / -0

That would be kinda awesome having footage of people getting arrested while in line for a Trump rally ...how can they arrest 2...no 3 million people????

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oopsicrappedmypants 3 points ago +4 / -1

Ugh

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workinating 3 points ago +4 / -1

That guy was a plant. Zero previous comments.

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Joementia2023 13 points ago +14 / -1

Shill trying to make us look racist

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